Totally Spies!, Season 4

[Fade-in on the Federal Gold Reserver - 6:
49 P.M. Two security guards arrive at the Federal Gold Reserve and hop out of the armored car]

Security Guard:
This time of night, there's only one question worth askin'. Glazed or cream-filled.

[Both guards laugh. The two start to put the bags in the machine, until they realize the armored car is gone]

Clover:
[to Sam] Too bad Alex didn't come with. She's not as picky as you are about playing by the rules. Mighty Bar?

[The chair breaks and Clover falls down]

Sam:
I think you better switch to the low-carb Mighty Bars.

[Clover notices the chair has been chewed up]

Clover:
Hey, this has been chewed up.

Sam:
Wait a sec. My souvenir pillow from Niagara Falls is gone.

[Clover looks under the side table and finds Sam's pillow, which is already slobbered]

Clover:
You mean this thing?

Sam:
Ew! Whatever's going on, it reeks of... [in unison with Clover] Alex!

[Alex is spotted, closes the dresser and tries to be innocent]

Alex:
Hey! Back so soon? How was the game?

Sam:
Alright, Alex, what's going on?

Clover:
Chewed up chair legs.

Sam:
Slobbered up pillow.

Alex:
Maybe we got attacked by beavers? [Suddenly barking noises are heard inside the dresser, much to Alex's shock, and Alex struggles to act innocent] Boy, am I hungry. Just listen to my stomach. What's for lunch, guys?

[Sam opens the dresser drawer, revealing that a white husky puppy named Sparky is inside]

Sam:
[in unison with Clover, looking at Sparky] Oh!

Alex:
OK, I'm busted. But what was I supposed to do? Sparky was lost. I had to bring him home.

Sam:
You can't keep him. Sorry, Alex.

[Sparky turns to Alex and looks at her]

Alex:
[looking at Sparky] Mmm...[holding Sparky] But look at how cozy and fuzzy and cuddly and nuzzly he is.

Clover:
Think about it, Sam. Having a puppy might seriously broaden certain horizons for us.

[Clover fantasizes herself walking Sparky and meeting a cute boy]

Sam:
This puppy obviously belongs to someone. We gotta return him.

[Clover's fantasy is crushed, enraging Clover]

Clover:
[putting on an enraged face with flames] Thanks for totally killing my fantasy, Sammy!

Sam:
We'll make some flyers and put them up around the neighborhood.

Alex:
I guess you're right.

[The clock on the radio beeps, saying it's 8:
15 A.M.]

Clover:
Hello! Detention Alert! We're gonna be late for first period if we don't hurry!

Sam:
Wait. What about Sparky while we're in school?

Alex:
Uh, I'm sure he'll be fine right here.

[Sparky barks]

Clover:
Oh, quelle surprise? Look who's Student of the Week... again!

Sam:
Doesn't Mandy ever get tired of buying votes, Clover?

Clover:
Does a piranha ever get tired of biting toes?

Arnold:
Hey guys! Hi... Clover. What cha doing?

Clover:
Take a wild guess, Arnold.

Arnold:
[slightly embarrassed] Uhh... eating lunch. He heh heh heh.

[Making fun of Arnold]

Dominique:
Don't worry, I'll save you.

Caitlin:
Not!

Mandy:
Get away from me! You are useless!

Arnold:
Aww... I am useless.

Sam:
Oh, hey, Arnold. Don't listen to her.

Clover:
Yeah, it's no biggie. Nobody got hurt... except Mandy's pride.

[Arnold walks away discouraged and pulls out a comic book]

Arnold:
I wish I could be more like Admiral Admirable. He always saves the day...

[He clenches the comic book in his fist out of anger]

Jerry:
[pointing to Sparky in Sam's lap] What is that?

Alex:
[offscreen] It's Sparky.

Jerry:
[to Sparky, in a game of tug of war with him over the magazine] Ugh. Let go of that. [Sparky growls, then releases the magazine, looking cute. Jerry is holding the now slobbered magazine, sarcastically] Charming. [pushing Sparky aside] Moving on.

G.L.A.D.I.S.:
Clover, you'll have the laser nailfile. And let's avoid hitting the mayor's car again.

Jerry:
Good luck, super-spies.

[Sparky walks up to Jerry, wagging his tail]

Alex:
Now, look, Sparky just ate, so he's okay for a few hours, but you'll have to walk him soon. [giving Jerry Sparky's leash] So, here's his leash.

Jerry:
[confused] Sparky? Walk? Soon? Well, you're not leaving that creature here.

Clover:
Well, we certainly can't take him with us on the mission.

Sam:
Arnold, what are you doing here?

Arnold:
I had the same question for you. Are you guys... Superheroes?

[He imagines Sam with water power, Clover with fire power, and Alex with electric power]

Alex:
That would be super-spies.

Clover:
[To Arnold] Sorry, Arnie. Gotta go, we're on a case.

Arnold:
Hey! Maybe I can join you guys. Admiral Admirable and the Super Spies! Cool, huh?

Clover:
Cool? Not.

Arnold:
Well, why not? I've got the outfit!

Alex:
Forget it Arnold. There's more to being a super-spy than funny clothes!

Sam:
Look, we gotta trust you not to tell anyone that we're spies, okay. It could put our very lives in danger.

Arnold:
[putting his head down, discouraged] Fine.

Jerry:
[on his back, teaching Sparky how to roll over] Roll over. See, Sparky? Just like Daddy. [groans. Sparky barks. Suddenly, Jerry sees the girls walk in. He pets Sparky] Y-Yes, yes. Very good, Sparky. We'll continue your training later.

Sam:
Nice trick, Jer. We came as soon as we could.

Alex:
[gasps, to Sparky] Hey, Sparky.

[Sparky runs up to her, barking, wagging his tail]

Alex:
[to Sparky] Sparky, stay.

[Sparky barks]

Jerry:
Well, how come you listen to her?

Jerry:
[to Sparky, at the park near a tree] Come on now. Just like we did in my office. Heel. [Sparky sniffs the ground. He barks] Ugh! I trained those three girls to be spies. [picking up Sparky] It's only a matter of time before I've trained you too. [Sparky licks Jerry on the nose] Oh, [cuddling Sparky] who is a good wittle doggy, eh?

Geraldine:
[chasing Jerry] I'll get you, my Jerry, and your little dog too!

Clover:
How are we gonna stop that thing?

Alex:
I don't know, but nobody threatens my puppy!

Jerry:
[to Sparky, hiding at the side of the fountain with him] Sparky, stay. [Sparky nods]

Geraldine:
I'll get you for this Admiral Admirable!

Arnold:
Not today, Geraldine!

[Sam and Clover are on the couch. Alex is sitting between them, holding Sparky, shedding tears]

Clover:
Come on, Alex. Cheer up. [petting Sparky] We knew that sooner or later Sparky's owner had to find one of the flyers eventually.

Sam:
I think Jerry is taking this way harder than Alex is. He could hardly stop crying long enough to wipe out Arnold's memory. [Suddenly, the doorbell rings offscreen] There he is.

Clover:
Be strong, Alex.

[Alex opens the door, sad. Her sadness changes to surprise. Hero is happy]

Brad:
Hero! How are you doing, boy?

[Alex gives Hero back to him]

Alex:
[to Brad, in love with him] Sparky's name is Hero?

Brad:
Yeah. I'm Brad. You must be Alex. Thanks for taking such good care of Hero. [blushing, in love with her] You know, I live right in the neighborhood. Anytime you want to walk around the block with him-

Alex:
How about right now?

[Brad and Alex go for a walk together, making Hero happilly wag his tail. Sam and Clover look at them, surprised]

Clover:
Come on! Let's go find us some stray puppies!

Sam:
Way ahead of you.

[Sam and Clover go to look for stray puppies as the episodes irises-out]