Transformers: Robots in Disguise, Season 1

Strongarm:
Sideswipe, what are you doing?

Sideswipe:
Watching Space movies. Duh!

Strongarm:
Ugh! (walks away)

Sideswipe:
Hmm. This gives me an idea.

Fixit:
What the heck is he doing?

Sideswipe:
There. Finished. I present to you the Sideswipe1.

Grimlock:
You're gonna go to Space in that?

Sideswipe:
Yep.

Strongarm:
(watching Sideswipe climb into the Spaceship) Bye, Sideswipe!

Bumblebee:
See ya!

Sideswipe:
Bye, guys!

Sideswipe:
(believing he is on the moon) I'm on the moon! I'll be sure to tell my friends all about it when I get back to Earth.

Sideswipe:
(climbs out of the Spaceship) Hey, guys!

Bumblebee:
Hey, Sideswipe! How was the moon?

Sideswipe:
It was great. I really want to tell you everything.

Strongarm:
Well, then, let's hear it.

Bumblebee:
Don't despair, kids. Maybe everything that Strongarm said wasn't entirely true.

Grimlock:
You mean the Athletic Autobots are real?

Human Kid #1:
I knew it! I knew it!

Human Kid #2:
Tell us about them!

Human Kid #1 and Human Kid #2:
Please!

Bumblebee:
Well, let's just say while the other Athletic Autobots are busy doing other things and like to keep their identity a secret, (in a tough guy tone) Thunder 'Bee and Dino-Might are there for you!

Grimlock:
Dino-Might? Who's that? He sounds good!

Bumblebee:
(normal) Shh, I am giving my heroic speech. (tough guy tone) The residents of this city shall live in fear no longer. The Athletic Autobots are forever athletic!

Human Kid #1:
Please watch over us, Athletic Autobots!

Human Kid #2:
We're counting on you.

Bumblebee:
Oh, you can count on me. You can count me indeed!

Bumblebee:
Wow! Scientist really do known everything about these planets.

Russell Clay:
Yeah. But did you know that Martians live on Mars?

Bumblebee:
No, I didn't. But I would really love to meet one.

Sideswipe:
Well, why not build a spaceship like I did and go there yourself?

Bumblebee:
Okay, then. I will.

Bumblebee:
(believing he is on Mars, having landed in a desert) I'm on Mars! Wow!

Grimlock:
(looks for Bumblebee) Bumblebee! Bumblebee!

Bumblebee:
(hears Gimlock) There are Martians here!

Grimlock:
(comes into view) Bumblebee! There you are!

Bumblebee:
Greetings, friendly Martian! I am Bumblebee! I mean you no harm!

Fixit:
Bumblebee, don't drink that! That's Robot Fuel! If you drink it, it'll get into your systems and then...

Bumblebee:
Too late. I already drank it.

Fixit:
Ugh! You see, I told you not to but did you listen? No!

(Suddenly, Bumblebee starts gibbering and then shuts down. Sideswipe is confused)

Sideswipe:
What's up with him?

(Bumblebee suddenly bounces back to life)

Bumblebee:
(robotic voice) Greetings, my friend. I await your command.

Russell:
What's he talking about?

Fixit:
Don't you get it? After Bumblebee drank that Robot Fuel, he's turned into a real robot.

Bumblebee:
(robotic voice) Malfunction! Malfunction!

Strongarm:
Now, look what you did! You've made him malfunction!

Sideswipe:
So?

Fixit:
We need to switch him off before he makes a real mess!

Grimlock:
But how?

Fixit:
I don't know!

Jetstorm:
Believe me, sir! Fixit does not have any courage whatsoever!

Fixit:
I do too have courage! [poses heroically] See?

Slipstream:
If you want to show us true courage then prove it!

Fixit:
Alright then! I will!

[a huge pile of stasis pods collapses]

Jetstorm:
We must get out of here! [starts running]

Slipstream:
Indeed! [starts running also]

[The Minis try to escape but the stasis pods fall on them, trapping them in the process]

Jetstorm:
Now look what you've done!

Slipstream:
I thought it was your fault!

Jetstorm:
[sighs] Anyways, we must call for assistance. We must let the others know where we are.

Slipstream:
Indeed!

Jetstorm:
[activates his COMM. unit] Mayday! Mayday! This is Jetstorm requesting assistance! We need help!

Bumblebee:
They must be around somewhere under this pile.

Fixit:
I have their signals but I can't pinpoint them anywhere.

Sideswipe:
I found a small gap but none of us bigger bots can get through it.

Fixit:
Since I'm the smallest, I shall rescue Jetstorm and Slipstream.

Optimus Prime:
Bumblebee, I can see that you still do not know how to be a leader. So, I am sending you to an old boarded up mansion in the ghost town of the Far West. There, you will find a bookshelf and on it is a journal written by the Primes themselves. Take your team with you in case of Decepticon activity. Good luck! [disappears]

Bumblebee:
Yes! The Far West! I have always wanted to see what that place is like.

Sideswipe:
There's four different paths.

Bumblebee:
Okay. Fixit, you and I will take the right path. Drift and Strongarm, you take the middle. Grimlock and Sideswipe, you take the left. Jetstorm and Slipstream, you take the far left. Questions?

Other 'Bots:
Nope.

Bumblebee:
Good. Let's move.

[The 'Bots head off in different directions. Bumblebee and Fixit continue down their path]

Fixit:
Lieutenant, are you sure that the bookshelf is down this hallway somewhere?

Bumblebee:
Yes. Now keep up, will ya? I don't want anyone on this team getting lost. Especially me.

Fixit:
Well, at least there aren't any booby... [falls through a trap door] ...traaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaps! [disappears]

Bumblebee:
You're right. Now, keep up and let's move on, Fixit. [hears nothing] Fixit? [looks behind him] Fixit? Oh, no! [activates his COMM. Link] Has anyone seen Fixit?

Strongarm:
No, lieutenant. But we'll keep an optic out for him.

Bumblebee:
If any of you find Fixit, make sure he stays with you. Any way you can.

Strongarm:
Understood.

[Slipstream gets caught in a tapestry on the wall and it spins round to where Sideswipe and Grimlock are and they gasp in horror]

Grimlock:
You saw that, right?

Sideswipe:
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN!

[the two 'Bots run off in terror and the wall swings back round to Jetstorm and Slipstream falls out]

Slipstream:
I think I broke my leg.

Jetstorm:
[starts walking in the other direction] Well, at least we can't get separated.

[Slipstream gets up and follows Jetstorm. However, the two Minis fall through a trap door and land on Fixit]

Fixit:
Oh, hi, guys.

Jetstorm:
Fixit! We were looking for you.

Fixit:
I was trying to find a way out.

[Up above]

Strongarm:
Fixit!

Drift:
Fixit!

Optimus Prime:
I need you on earth Bumblebee