WordGirl, Season 4

Seymour:
Brothers, this is the greatest day of my life. We stole all the money in town and we got away from that pesky WordGirl. Ha, ha! I'm so happy, I can't stop smiling!

WordGirl:
Now, Huggy!

Seymour:
Ahh! I've been blinded by my own bright, white smile! Don't worry, guys. My eyesight is slowly coming back, and I don't see WordGirl anywhere. Ha, ha, ha! I guess we got away! We're home free! We're home free!

WordGirl:
You're home, alright, but you're not free.

Seymour:
You picked up my car and dropped us in jail, didn't you?

WordGirl:
Pretty smooooth, huh, Seymour?

Seymour:
[grunts] Now let me guess. You're going to make us give back all the money we stole?

Harry:
Even the enromous amount of money in this suitcase?

Seymour:
Oh, heh! Let's just keep that suitcase closed, shall we?

WordGirl:
Aha ha, ha, ha, ha! Hair gel and orange sport coats. I had a feeling there was no money in there.

Seymour:
Of course there wasn't. If I had an enomous amount of money, I wouldn't have had to steal money, now would I?

WordGirl:
Well, Seymour, you may never get to spend an enermous amount of money, but there's one thing you will get to spend-- An enrmous amount of time in jail! Ha, ha! It's good.

Ms. Davis:
First up, I think I need to thank WordGirl for saving the day. And I want Tobey to promise that he will never use robots to do his work again. Will you do that for me, Tobey?

Tobey:
No, I won't do that.

Ms. Davis:
Yeah, well, I thought you might say that. Mrs. McCallister?!

[Tobey's mom pops up from the tree and walks up to Tobey]

Tobey:
What? Oh, hello, Mother. What brings you here? Did I leave my lunch at home again? I'm so forgetful sometimes. [grabs Tobey by the ear] Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow! You don't know the whole story. Those aren't my robots--Ow!

Wordbot:
I am Wordbot.

Tobey:
Yes, indeed, you are, and with your super strength, your ability to fly, and your excellent vocabulary, we shall destroy WordGirl!

Wordbot:
Tobey is the smartest boy genius in the world.

Tobey:
Oh, thank you. Please. I don't-- You see, Wordbot, not only are you faster and stronger than WordGirl, but you have also programmed to show me the respect and devotion that I deserve. Shall we? Hmm. Somehow we must attract the attention of WordGirl. Any ideas, Wordbot? Oh, you are so creative. Oh, and so destructive.

Wordbot:
And so devoted.

Tobey:
Yes. Devoted. Bravo!

Wordbot:
Wordbot will do anything for Tobey.

[after Wordbot got defeated]

WordGirl:
Huggy, we did it!

Tobey:
Well, I must say we make quite a good team. I'm smart, handsome, a brilliant inventor, and, if I do say so myself, quite independent.

Claire:
Tobey! Have you been causing trouble with your robots again?

Tobey:
Oh, Mother, what a pleasant surprise.

Claire:
[grabs Tobey's ear] You're coming with me! [walks away with Tobey]

Tobey:
Ow. Ow, ow, ow! Ow! Owww! [walks off camera and his head reappears] We should work together again! Call me! Ow! Mom! [his mom drags him off]

WordGirl:
Sorry, Tobey, no can do. My devoted sidekick and I are already the perfect team.

Tobey:
[pops up from the window outside] Hello, common folk.

Becky:
Mom, may I remind you that he hast tried to wreck the city and our house several times.

Sally:
Listen, his mom said he wouldn't be any trouble. Well, he hasn't been near a giant robot in months. She said he spent all his time designing a new board game.

Tobey:
[comes in Becky's house] It's a game of skill and savvy. It's called By Jove, You've Wrecked My Robot.

Becky:
[sighs] That sounds like-

Tobey:
A game I should be showing to WordGirl. Honey, you should mention that.

Sally:
They're so cute.

Tobey:
Aren't they though?

Becky:
[sits down] I don't know.

Sally:
Relax, honey. You kids have fun. [walks away]

Sally:
Hey, kids. how's the game going? Oh, looks like fun.

[Tobey presses a button on the game]

Becky:
Mom, this game is real.

Sally:
What?

Becky:
Quick! Look out the window!

Sally:
[looks at window] Oh! You had me going there for a second Becky.

Becky:
What? Where are they?

Sally:
I think you're taking that game a little too seriously hun. [walks away]

Becky:
But? But? [grunts]

Tobey:
[looks at his game that Becky destroyed] Oh, you're going to pay for that! And since you're not apparently not WordGirl I should have no problem defeating you with my kung fu. [does do a kung fu move to defeat Becky until Sally appears]

Sally:
And just what you think you're doing mister.

Becky:
Mom!

Sally:
That's right, honey. I realize now you're telling the truth about the robots. You're in big troubler, mister.

Tobey:
Oh, really. Well now just what are you going to do Mrs. Botsford. Hmm. You do realize that you are not my- [as thunder claps, the door opens revealing that his mom is standing behind him] Mother. [he tries to walk away but his mom grabs his ear] Ow, ow, ow, ow! You'll pay for this Becky! [he and his mom leave Becky's house as Becky waves good bye to him] I'm buckling up, I'm buckling up, I'm buckling up.

Sally:
Sorry, I didn't believe it before Becky.

Becky:
Don't worry about it, mom. Tobey is pretty savvy.

Sally:
Oh hey, Bob. I see you've been out playing with TJ's WordGirl doll. But boy, did you miss some excitement around here? [walks away]