WWE Superstars of Wrestling, 1986

[The Flower Shop]

Jimmy Hart:
And now, here's your host of the Flower Shop, Adorable Adrian!

(Adrian Adonis comes out with Bob Orton)

Adonis:
Ha ha ha ha. Welcome to the highest rated show in television today, the Flower Shop! But unfortunately, unfortunately, my guest, what the hell, Rowdy Roddy Piper. Pretty slow. He needs a weapon.

Piper:
(Piper coming out with a stick) You're looking very well today. I'd say about a 34B wouldn't you? Wait, wait, wait! I did not come here to cause trouble Pinky. No, I did not come here to insult you and tell you that you look like you need the home pregnancy test. I did not come here for that. No! No sir, I came here for a reason. I've got something for you. I have here statistics of the WWF ratings and if you gentlemen and you too Adrian wouldn't mind, I would love to read them for you. We have viewers watching us right now, seven million men, six--

Adonis:
The Flower Shop. Go on.

Piper:
Six million women--

Adonis:
Greatest show on Earth.

Piper:
3.8 million teenagers, a total of over two hundred television stations.

Adonis:
The Flower Shop! The Flower Shop!

Piper:
Twenty million people a week watch this.

Adonis:
The Flower Shop! Come on, come on, say it!

Piper:
The first thirty five minutes of the program is watched by the total audience.

Adonis:
Come on, the Flower Shop! Come on! Come on!

Piper:
There is something about the Flower Shop, there is. It says right here that around the thirty-five minute mark comes the Flower Shop and it has been the number one rated for constipation in the world because everybody is in the bathroom! And not only that, I got this for you! (hands a telegram to Jimmy Hart)

Adonis:
Read that!

Jimmy Hart:
(reading) "The World Wrestling Federation television network please advise that the Flower Shop will not be presented next week in order that we may present a return of Piper's Pit"!!!

[Adonis and Orton go berserk]

Jesse:
Well you know I gotta say something though McMahon is that I talk to Koko (B. Ware) and Koko defintiely says I can call him Buckwheat.

Vince:
I beg your Pardon

Jesse:
Yeah he says I can call him Buckwheat I can refer to him when he wrestlers.

Vince:
I don't think so.

Jesse:
This is Jesse "The Body" Ventura of The World Wrestling Federation and i'm here with The Honky Tonk Man and Honky Tonk Man, the time is at hand the votes have come into The World Wrestling Federation. The big issue is do they approve you or do they disapprove you and let me tell you right now 674,983 votes we're cast Honky Tonk Man by the World Wrestling Federation.

Honky Tonk Man:
Woo, that makes me feel good, i knew they love me. I knew the World Wrestling Federation people, I knew they vote for the Honky Tonk Man. I knew they still love me.

Jesse:
Wait a minute, I say 674,983 votes we're cast Honky Tonk Man, BUT 71,111 fans say they like you.

Honky Tonk Man:
They did what?

Jesse:
603,000 people said Honky Tonk Man, we don't dig your style, We don't like your piece of hair. Take a hike back to Memphis,Tennessee.

Honky Tonk Man:
I don't think you got the figures right Jesse, that can't be true.

Jesse:
It's the truth man, is sorry that it is.

Honky Tonk Man:
That is it, i'm going to the World Wrestling Federation officies of that fat Jack Tunney. I'll get to the bottom of this.

Jesse:
The man is upset, the Honky Tonk Man by the wishes of the fans they don't dig him. I don't think the greaseball can't handle him.