WWE Superstars of Wrestling, 1989

The Genius:
I am the Genius, Lanny Poffo. That means an awful lot.

Not only can I prove I am, but you can't prove I'm not.

I speak eleven languages. Escucha por favor.

Santana comes from Mexico, yo hablo mas mejor.

The French I speak is magnifique, they told me in Paree.

My Italian's molto bene; I learned when I was three.

I speak Latin, Greek, and Russian, Hebrew and Portuguese.

I speak Swedish and Norwegian, and I'm learning Japanese.

Aside from my intelligence, I'm cunning as a rat.

And I shall put these attributes to use upon the mat.

I remind the competition and every wrestling fan

Behold, the Genius Lanny Poffo:
the world's smartest man!

The Genius:
Behold this humble entourage. Their heads are bowed in reverence at the very slightest whisper of one name.

Exalting in his splendor, which is altogether fitting of the people and the land from whence he came.

False monarchies are commonplace as kingdoms rise and fall. But I, the Genius, full of glory and reknown,

Say the Macho Man is everything that everybody, everywhere would ever, ever want to wear a crown.

I say this king deserves a queen beside him on the throne, and Sherri is the fairest in the land.

Nobody else is worthy of this monumental honor and regal splendor of his royal hand.

We witnessed the dethroning of one Jim "The Hacksaw" Duggan, whose crown and throne are in a state of ravage.

I now remove my mortarboard and place it near my heart, and thus proclaim you Macho King Randy Savage.

Vince:
Macho King!

Jesse:
And Queen Sherri.

Vince:
[as Mr. Perfect puts a royal robe on Savage] Look at this. Look at that robe.

Jesse:
And it says "King" on the back.

Vince:
Wonder if the King's gonna share a few words with us.

Ted DiBiase:
Wait a minute. The Million Dollar Man has a gift. A gift worthy only of a king. So to you, the newly crowned Macho King Randy Savage, I give you this gift a king should never be without. This golden scepter. Solid golden scepter.

Jesse:
Looking at those two right now, you know who they remind me of? Two of my best friends: Harry and Leona Helmsley!