Young Sheldon, Season 6

Sheldon:
Son of a bitch.

Georgie:
I'm Georgie.

Mandy:
And I'm Mandy.

Sheldon:
Also, if you like green things, I recommend Green Arrow, and, of course, the Hulk. His skin is green.

Sheldon:
Should robots have the same rights as humans?

Missy:
That depends.

Adult Sheldon (VO):
Since losing his job, one of the few upsides for my dad was having the house to himself to enjoy some peace and quiet.

Sheldon:
Hello, Mom.

Mary:
Nothing. He wants to spend the night at the dorm so he can get to an early class.

Mary:
Please don't make a big deal out of it.

Sheldon:
What about the baby shower?!

Sheldon:
For example, I own every gauge of model train from the mighty "G," to the tiny "T."

Georgie:
Mandy's pissed at me.

Adult Sheldon (VO):
People say French is the language of love, but for me, nothing is sweeter than the exhilarating sounds of legalese.

George Cooper Sr.:
Come on, I mean, you don't see the whole thing.

Investor:
How soon do you think you could have a prototype?

Sheldon:
Working around my class schedule and sensible bedtime, I'd say within a year.

Investor:
If we fund this, we'd expect you to work on it full time. We don't want someone else beating us to the punch.

Dr. Sturgis:
I suppose I could take a sabbatical from teaching. But my bedtime is also quite rigid.

Mary:
Since when is it Pancake Sunday?

Sheldon:
Since today.

Mary:
No, it's not. It's Kellogg's Bran Buds Sunday, like it's been for the past 3 years.

Sheldon:
Well, I thought it would be fun. I'll make you any kind of pancake you want.

Sheldon:
If we're all here, who's looking after the Laundromat and the video store and the, uh, other establishment?

Sheldon:
'Cause your friends don't know about this?

George Cooper Sr.:
Do you play D&D?

Sheldon:
No. I actually just sit in my dorm room and study because I have no friends.

Mary:
All right. Let's do this.

George Cooper Sr.:
Sheldon, go!

Mary:
You got the baby to settle down. Easy-peasy.

Meemaw:
Take it down a notch, nana.

Mary:
I will try, but I don't know if I can.

Meemaw:
Georgie on the couch.

Customer:
$10.00 on pump 2.

Cashier:
You got it.

Adult Sheldon (VO):
This marked the beginning of what our family would come to call "Missy's difficult period." Despite my repeated assurances that I could solve the problem with a brain scan and some low-voltage electric shocks, I was never given the opportunity. Such a shame.

Mary:
Good morning, CeeCee.

Sheldon:
Don't worry about it.

Kirk:
(over TV) They'll want to do the same. Only the next attack they launch will do a lot more than just count up numbers on a computer.

Adult Sheldon (VO):
I never cared for The Game of Life. Marriage, children, careers, houses. What kind of life is that? In my game, the milestones are papers published, degrees earned, Nobel Prizes won. And in my version, I am dominating. But you knew that. Ooh, and instead of cars, - you'd ride around in a train.

Georgie:
If we put in one of them things that spins the hot dogs around, we would make a fortune.

Dale:
Well it's a lucky break that when it happened, nobody was here.

Dale:
Wait a minute. Aren't you gonna file a report or dust for fingerprints?

Adult Sheldon (VO):
It may have been midnight in Medford, but it was morning in Heidelberg. The perfect time to enjoy a hearty breakfast of leberwurst on pumpernickel.

Adult Sheldon (VO):
I'll save you from googling.

Adult Sheldon (VO):
I was presented with a moral dilemma.

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