Young Sheldon, Season 7

Mary:
We have to go home. There was a tornado, and Meemaw's house was destroyed!

Sheldon:
Class is starting tomorrow. I'm not going anywhere.

Mary:
You are going home!

Sheldon:
The people of Germany are obsessed with rules and devoid of humor. I am home.

Adult Sheldon (VO):
Heidelberg is considered one of the most beautiful cities in Germany. Heidelberg Palace, the Karl Theodor Bridge, the Schloss Schwetzingen. But I couldn't care less. The only sights I wanted to see were the looks of awe on the faces of my fellow students as I demonstrated my intellectual superiority. Cylinders that are smaller than ten to the minus-35 meters.

Mary:
Absolutely not.

George Cooper Sr.:
Dear Mary, hope you and Sheldon are having a great time in Germany.

Sheldon:
Oh, there is. But if a summer in Germany has taught me anything, it's that brutal honesty is its own kind of love.

(baby crying)

Mary:
Oh, babies.

Meemaw:
Is that why he huffed and puffed and blew my house down?

Clark:
Here's your change.

George Cooper Sr.:
Thank you.

Mary:
Lord, I know everyone thinks I'm being foolish giving money to Reverend Travis, but why wouldn't you want us to be prosperous?

Mandy:
Yeah, come on in.

Sheldon:
Mm, I thought you were in school.

Georgie:
Hey, little girl.

Sheldon:
50 yards, go for it.

Mary:
Oh, Shelly. You got a package from your little friend.

Sheldon:
It's paternity test day on Ricki Lake and I'm missing it.

Adult Sheldon (VO):
I always believed my extraordinary life would be chronicled in numerous biographies. I even used to make up my own titles. My favorites were: From Texas to Success: the Sheldon Cooper Journey, and Cooper for Kids, a pre-school introduction to quantum gravity in superstrings. The point is, I knew my formative years would be well-documented, which meant I needed to polish up some of my early academic credentials, especially East Texas Tech.

Sheldon:
(quietly) 54 days.

Mary:
What's going on?

Wayne:
Mary, we got some bad news.

Mary:
Where's George?

Tom:
I'm so sorry. He... he had a heart attack.

Missy:
[tearing up] But he's okay, right?

Tom:
He's gone.

George Cooper Sr.:
See y'all later.

Mary:
4:00.

Mary:
Sheldon, they're gonna close the casket, if you wanna say goodbye to your dad.

Sheldon:
I’ve been thinking a lot about the last moments I had with my dad. It was morning, and he was leaving for work. He said, "See y’all later." And I said nothing. I regret that. I could have said "Bye" or asked him for a ride. Or told him that I loved him. But I didn’t. I barely noticed he left. So many times that I didn’t notice my father. I hope he knew how much I loved him.

Adult Sheldon:
I wish I could tell you I said all those things. But I didn’t.

Amy Farrah Fowler:
Are you writing a memoir or a fantasy novel?

Adult Sheldon:
For your information, memoir comes from memory, and these memories are mine.

Amy Farrah Fowler:
And since when do you go out of your way to make other people happy?

Adult Sheldon:
How about once a year on your birthday?

Mary:
Why is it here?

Sheldon:
Because it's a laptop, This is where my lap is.

[Final lines of the series, as Sheldon walks the Cal Tech campus]

Professor:
You lost?

Sheldon:
No. I’m exactly where I’m supposed to be.