Yu-Gi-Oh! GX, Season 1

Bastion:
Hey, wait. If I'm second best, who's first?

Jaden:
Yours truly.

Jaden:
All right, teach! Get your game on!

Dr. Crowler:
Yes, yes, very good... [Under breath] Don't tell me what to do!

Yugi:
Here, why don't you take this? Something tells me it belongs with you.

Proctor:
Sorry to interrupt, but one last applicant has arrived to take his exam, Mr. Crowler.

Dr. Crowler:
Did you just call me "Mister"?

Proctor:
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm new here, Misses-

Dr. Crowler:
I'm a Ph.D in dueling, I've earned the title Doctor! Thank you!

[Jaden and the others are discussing their new dorm arrangements after arriving at the Academy]

Jaden:
Hey, you in red too?

Bastion:
Well now, let's see here. Yellow sleeves, yellow buttons... I don't think so.

Jaden:
Oh, I get it. So that's why Sy and I are in red.

Bastion:
Please don't tell me that you just figured that out now.

Jaden:
So what? Ever think I'm colorblind?

[Syrus finds a fake love letter for Jaden claiming to be from Alexis]

Syrus:
I even have the note right here! Look, see?

Alexis:
Syrus, my name's not even spelled right there.

Mindy:
Sorry Syrus, but I think someone is yanking your chain here.

Syrus:
So then you don't love me?

Jasmine:
Hey, wait a second, this note is made out to Jaden Yuki!

Syrus:
What? Jaden? But- [Looks at note] Aww, so I can't even get a fake love letter?

Crowler:
Well, well, well, a Slifer vs an Obelisk. Put him in his place, Alexis.

Alexis:
Ready?

Jaden:
Oh, yeah.

Jaden & Alexis:
Duel!

[Duel commences]

Jaden:
Get your game on, Alexis!

Syrus:
Here we go.

Alexis:
Alright… [ales the first move] Let's see. Etoile Cyber, rise! And I'm also going to place one card face-down.

Jaden:
Time to throw down! First... [draws] Yes. I'll summon the Elemental Hero Sparkman! And now, I'll have him attack your Etoile Cyber with, Static Shockwave!

Alexis:
Hold it right there! I activate the trap card-- Doble Passe! [gets hit by Sparkman's powers]

Jaden:
Huh?

Alexis:
Doble Passe changes your monster's attack to a direct attack on me. And now, my monster that you were about to attack, gets to wage a direct attack on you!

Jaden:
Great.

Alexis:
Oh, and when Etoile Cyber attacks someone directly, her attack points increase by 600.

Alexis:
I play, Blade Skater! And, I activate the spell card, Polymerization, to fuse Etoile Cyber and Blade Skater together to summon Cyber Blader! Now, Cyber Blader attack Sparkman with Whirlwind Rage!

All:
Guards! Guards! Guards!

Both:
Running out of Cards already?!

Jaden:
Hey, I always plan on passing, it just doesn't always work out that way.

Crowler:
Cards? What Cards? Oh, do you mean these Cards?

Jaden:
I mean, you could look at it as being lost. Or you could just say we found a couple of places where it's not.

Jaden:
Oh come on now, red contacts? You really went overboard setting up for this, huh?

Alexis:
You know, Chumley, you're pretty good with words of encouragement.

Chumley:
Huh? Well I've got all kinds of books on self-motivation. For some reason my dad keeps gettin' 'em for me.

Jaden:
Lousy Dr. Crowler! Where does it say that those duel request forms need to be filled out in triplicate? And with a number eight pencil?!

[Jaden and Syrus meet Chumley's dad]

Jaden:
No way. That's his dad?

Syrus:
Looks like a body-builder, huh?

Jaden:
Yeah.

Syrus:
Though carrying around Chumley as a kid, you'd kinda have to be.

Chumley:
But duh, Jaden, it's not just another duel! It's a tag duel and if you lose it you'll be on the next bus outta here!

Jaden:
Hello, Chumley! That's totally why we're not gonna lose! And uh, Chumley? We're on an island. Bus?

Chumley:
Whatevs. Ya still oughta give me your meal cards just in case.

Jaden:
Thanks for the vote a confidence.

Chumley:
Well, someone's gotta eat your grilled cheese if you go!

Syrus:
Chumley may have a point. The last time I dueled, it was awful! Just like my big brother always told me I was. If we're gonna win this, I'm just gonna have to do better and not let anything get in my head! Especially Zane. After all, the last time I let him get to me, Jaden really let me have it.

Jaden:
Whoa, the acoustics in here are great!

Syrus:
Yeah, you think maybe they'd count your echo as your tag partner?

Jaden:
(patting Syrus' head) For the last time, you're my partner! Ha ha ha!

Syrus:
Doesn't hurt to ask though. (laughs)

Chazz:
(angrily watching Jaden and Syrus) You Slifer Slackers! It should be me taking you out! But I guess as long as someone does it!

Jaden:
How can I write ten pages?! I've never even read that much!

Jaden:
All right, all right, maybe it wasn't a foul, Bastion.

Syrus:
Jaden, over the center field fence usually isn't.

Mindy:
I don't get how that monkey understands him.

Alexis:
Maybe all the training he's had has taught Wheeler how to speak human. Or maybe Jaden's really a monkey.

Jinzo:
I'm collecting on our deal. You lost half your life points, so I'm taking half your life force, and it feels GOOD.

Jaden:
Well Alexis, I guess that means I'm your fiancee!

Syrus:
He's really going through with it?

Jasmine:
Oh my!

Jaden:
So... what does 'fiancee' mean anyway?

Crowler:
Oh, Jaden m'boy!

Syrus:
He's being nice, something's wrong.

Syrus:
Uh, listen Jaden, is it too late to say that this is a bad idea?

Jaden:
Hmm?

Chumley:
Doesn't Crowler really not like you?

Jaden:
He sure doesn't. But how could I turn down no homework, a field trip, and a big duel?

Syrus:
Uh, by saying no?

Chumley:
I mean, do you even know how to say no?

Jaden:
Yes.

Crowler:
So first you find the duel giant, and then he escapes! First all those cards were lost, now they're found!

Jaden:
First I had no homework, and now-

Crowler:
KEEP WRITING!

Syrus:
That's crazy talk, Jaden. Everyone knows that roosters don't lay eggs!

Syrus:
Picking cards, drawing cards, amazing!

Jaden:
Why, thank you!

Chumley:
So you think when this thief guy comes, he's gonna have anything on him?

Jaden:
For the last time Chumley, he steals egg sandwiches, not grilled cheese! Would you tell him, Alexis?!

Alexis:
It's true, Chum.

Jaden:
Hey, what's Lexis up to?

[Two workmen are talking about Dr. Crowler]

Workman #1:
You know, I didn't know he was a doctor.

Workman #2:
I didn't know he was a dude.

Jaden:
It's "sweet"! And you're not even close to doing my pose right!

Syrus:
I want one! How do I get a Maiden Counter?

Chumley:
Yeah, me too! I want one too!

Alexis:
Uh, guys? Try and remember that it's just a card you're looking at.

Zane:
I'm sorry. But it's time for you to go home.

[Blair starts to cry]

Jaden:
Wait, why does she have to go home? 'Cause you say so, hello? She's a student here in Duel Academy and a good one!

Zane:
Jaden, she has to go home.

Jaden:
Huh? Oh, I see whatcha doin' here, Zane. You're pushing her out because she's a good student. (laughs) Cause she might dethrone you!

[Alexis laughs]

Zane:
She has to go home, because she's in 2nd grade.

Jaden:
Say what?!

Syrus and Chumley:
IN 2ND GRADE?!!

Jaden:
So, you're saying that I almost got beaten by a girl who's only 8 years old?!

Blair:
[sticks out her tongue and points at Jaden] 8 and a half, if it makes you feel any better!

Blair:
Good-bye, Jaden! My sweet prince. I love you!

[our hero is in the state of shock]

Jaden:
WHAT!?!?! Wait! She's supposed to like Zane!

Alexis:
She does like Zane. But apparently, she loves you! [giggles]

Blair:
[waves good-bye to Jaden as she sails home] I'll see you soon! Write me every day! I love you, Jaden-sweetie!

Jaden:
[groans and waves back] Wish they made cards... to counter this!

[The teachers are choosing the representative for the duel-off against North Academy]

Chancellor Sheppard:
The only question is who will this first year be?

Zane:
Jaden Yuki

Professor Crowler:
[Freaks out]

Professor Banner:
I agree. Jaden is our best new student [looks down at Pharaoh] Don't you think?

Pharaoh:
Meow.

Professor Crowler:
Oh well, if the cat says so.

Jaden:
Alright guys! Get your eat on! This stuff's so good! [picks up a sardine] The hard part is remembering to chew- [eats the sardine] before you swallow.

Syrus:
That explains why we're missing so many forks!!!

Crowler:
Does this slacker ever lose...?

Belowski:
I play Mokey Mokey in attack modey-modey!

[Syrus, Chumley, Bastion, Alexis, Crowler, and Belowski are asleep after the duel]

Jaden:
HEY! Is anyone awake?! Oh come on! Okay, I will use your Water Dragon! And your Power Bond! Etoile Cyber? [Distracted] Hey, the clouds do kinda look like duel monsters....

Chazz:
Actually, I wasn't! You're still just as annoying and revolting and nonexistent as ever! Got it?! You're a disgusting little gremlin and I don't like you so quit bugging me!

Chancellor Foster:
Ah, Jaden! So you're Duel Academy's Phenom.

Jaden:
PHENOM!! THAT'S THE COOLEST THING I'VE EVER BEEN CALLED!!!.... what's it mean?

Chazz:
Alright, go time. Let's see what you got Jaden.

Jaden:
With pleasure.

Chazz:
No. The pleasure's gonna be all mine. Because you're going down!

Jaden & Chazz:
DUEL!

Jaden:
So come on, come on! When do I meet my opponent?!

Chazz:
Right now, slacker.

Jaden:
Who just said that?

Chazz:
It's me.

Jaden:
Whoa, hold on! Am I seeing things or is that Chazz?!

Chazz:
You got that right.

Jaden:
Well, why are you here?

Chazz:
For the duel.

Jaden:
I think it's sold out.

Chazz:
I'm in it.

Jaden:
Like as a ref?

Chazz:
I'm dueling you!

Jaden:
You mean.... It's you?! You're North Academy's duel rep?!

Chazz:
This sucks. My new family is already dysfunctional.

Jaden and other Slifer Red students:
Slifer it up!

Chazz:
Couldn't we just stick with 'Chazz it up'?!

Jaden:
They dress weirder than Dr. Crowler!

Gravekepper's Chief:
Gravekeeper's Spear Soldier! [summons Gravekeeper's Spear Soldier in attack position] I hope your Bubbleman's draw provided you with two very good cards, because already, he's outmatched in battle, and he is soon to be outnumbered as well!

Jaden:
Uh-oh.

Gravekeeper's Chief:
I now summon in attack mode, Gravekeeper's Guard! And his effect lets me return a monster that's out to its owner's hand. And the monster I choose, is Bubbleman!

Gravekeeper's Chief:
[draws] I activate the magic card, Pot of Greed. Now, I can draw two cards. [draws two cards: Necrovalley and Gravekeeper's Assailant] I shall summon Gravekeeper's Assailant in attack mode! And she will be joined the mysticism of Gravekeeper's Curse!

[The Gravekeeper's allies are preparing to attack Jaden]

Gravekeeper's Chief:
No! He lives. He was an impressive opponent.

Jaden:
Hey, thanks! Some of your moves were pretty tight too there! It was a sweet match, let's duel again sometime!

Gravekeeper's Chief:
What? You mean to say you enjoyed the Shadow Game?

Jaden:
Oh, totally! I mean, I could've done without the whole "friends in the coffin" thing, but it was fun!

[In Professor Banner's class]

Jaden:
[Yawns] Time to get up!

Syrus:
For the next class?

Jaden:
Of course not, for lunch. [Takes out his lunchbox] Oh yeah!! The one subject I can't get enough of!

Professor Banner:
Just a moment there Jaden. I'm afraid your lunch will have to wait. It seems Chancellor Sheppard wants a word with you.

Chumley:
Jaden, I'll watch your lunch for you, especially if you have a side of grilled steak in there.

Jaden:
Oh, you wish.

Syrus:
Chancellor Sheppard! Aw Jaden, what did you do?

Jaden:
Maybe it's good, like an award?

Chazz:
Hehe! NO WAY!! It's never good news with Sheppard. You are so busted!!!

Professor Banner:
Actually Chazz, he wants to see you too.

Chazz:
He-WHA!!!?

Dr. Crowler:
Well, well. Look at this convocation of students. Some of the best duelists in the school, I see. [Looks at Jaden] Uh-oh! (sings) Which one of these is not like the other? Clearly someone here is a little bit lost.

Jaden:
He is not. Chazz was invited.

Chazz:
He means you.

Syrus:
What? Wait a sec, you can't just go to sleep right now! I mean what if a Shadow Rider shows, Jaden!?

Jaden:
Huh? I'm sure they'll wake me up. I only hope... its not before 10. Actually, make that 11. So I have time to shower and stuff.

Syrus:
Wow Jay, you sure seem chill.

Jaden:
Hey, no wait, maybe 12. So I can have breakfast too.

[Sheppard explains that the three Sacred Beast cards are hidden in Duel Academy]

Jaden:
Sweet... like under someone's mattress or in a cookie jar?

[Sheppard explains about the Shadow Riders seeking out the Keykeepers]

Chazz:
Uh... seek us out? Don't you mean TAKE us out?!

Syrus:
C'mon Jay....

Alexis:
Sy, he's fine. Tired maybe, but who could blame him?

Chumley:
Not me. I'm tired and I didn't do a thing.

Syrus:
JAY! Don't do this! Why, WHY?!

Alexis:
He's okay.

Professor Crowler:
You see, though it makes me slightly ill to admit it, JADEN'S ABSOLUTELY RIGHT!! I CAN BEAT YOU!! I CAN THROW DOWN!!! AND I CAN GET MY GAME ON!!! ...Ugh, I suddenly feel the need to rinse my mouth out.

[Crowler and Camula begin their duel]

Crowler & Camula:
Duel!

Camula:
So key-keeper, you don't believe in werewolves?

Syrus:
Sure, I may have gotten the looks, but the truth is, you got just about everything else.

Jaden:
(after getting out of the hospital) What's up?

Syrus:
(worries about Jaden risking his life to fight Camula) For the last time, you can't!

Chazz:
Yeah, you're still hurt, slacker!

Bastion:
It's true.

Alexis:
Maybe, but... See? We were back at the hospital... (remembers Atticus in the hospital) Oh! You're finally awake!

Camula:
Flare Wingman? But you never used that card in your deck before! You have to be cheating! You put it in there when I wasn't looking, didn't you?

Jaden:
Uh, yeah. But you know, I'm not so sure that's cheating. I mean, hello Camula, you were the one spying!

Jaden:
So you here to hang out?

Chazz:
With you? That's a good laugh, slacker.

Syrus:
(squirts water into Chazz's face) And that's an even better one!

Jaden:
[Singing] Chillin' out with ya crew in the schoolyard- yeah!- Findin' trouble, never-

Chazz:
You know, you don't have to follow me everywhere!

Chazz:
Crowler?!

Syrus:
What are you doing?

Crowler:
A man's work!

Banner:
A man's work? My, they must have been running very short on men.

Tania:
Guess I'll just have to get you next turn. And with Amazoness Paladin now out on the field, you can be sure I will. Because my Paladin… She gains an extra 100 attack points for every card on my field that has the name "Amazoness" in it.

Chazz:
Wow, she must be really desperate to find a husband if she's gotta use a cage.

Bastion:
Wait, if this isn't a Shadow Game, then how did he shroud the duel arena in darkness? Would someone care to... explain that?

Sailor:
Sir, we've fixed the lights in the arena!

Chazz, and Bastion:
[faint]

Jaden:
You know, there was a hole in the wall of our room.

Syrus:
It's true.

Chazz:
And let me guess, slacker, you've already sealed it back up?

Jaden:
Well, uh, kinda....

Chazz:
[Sarcastically] You guys are really something.

Jaden:
Hey, thanks! We do what we can!

Chazz:
You sure do.

Banner:
You can continue in detention.

Syrus:
Ah man! Fifth time this week!

Chazz:
Oh, so now he's a legend?! Because you beat him?!

Jaden & Abidos Duel!

[Duel begins]

Abidos:
[draws first] Let's see… First, I think I'll summon Pharaonic Protector in defense mode.

Syrus:
No defense points?!

Abidos:
Next, I'll play my Pot of Greed! This lets me draw two more cards from my deck. And I think I'll play one of them right now. Go, Tribute to The Doomed! Now, by discarding one card, your Avian is destroyed! And next I'll play Pharaoh's Servant in attack mode! Now, stick him!

Titan:
So you see, now I'm more powerful than ever!

Alexis:
And uglier.

[Dorothy is cosplaying as Dark Magician Girl]

Syrus:
[Screams] On what occasion is this a better idea?!

Chumley:
You don't think Dorothy pulls that off?

Dorothy:
Excuse me, but I make a great Dark Magician Girl and have for ten years! That's how long I've owned this costume! [Sleeve rips]

Jaden:
I summon Elemental Hero Bubbleman in attack mode!

Syrus:
Wow, and you know what that means, right, Chazz? Actually, I really hope that you do, because I don't.

Chazz:
It means, Syrus, that Jaden gets to draw two more cards from his deck.

Jaden:
That's right. Thanks to Bubbleman's special ability. And then from my hand, I'll activate Polymerization! And fuse together Bubbleman and Burstinatrix to create… Elemental Hero Steam Healer in attack mode!

Syrus:
He looks tough!

Chazz:
Guess we'll see.

Dark Magician Girl:
Okay, Fire Sorcerer! Do your thing!

Syrus:
Yeah, she's gonna do her thing! Um... what exactly is that again?

Alexis:
Well. You have haven't grown up too much.

Pierre:
My. You have.

Jaden:
Pierre! You too! Now bon voyage! That's right, I know some French! ...That is French, right?

Jaden:
Leaving? Sayonara, then! That's French too, right?

Syrus:
Professor!

Chumley:
Banner!

Jaden:
Chazz is being Chazz again!

Dr. Crowler:
What gobbledygook duel alchemy is! What pure drivel!!

[Jaden and Amnael's duel commences]

Jaden:
All right, time to throw down! 'Cause I'm getting my friends back, no matter what it takes, Amnael!

Amnael:
Is that so? But what if you do not possess all that takes, Jaden? Because to beat me, you'll have to reach your whole new echelon of dueling expertise. Now we begin! [makes the first move] And I activate the spell card, Chaos Distill!

Syrus:
What is that thing?

Chumley:
Oh, yeah, like I'm gonna know.

Amnael:
Due to its effect, all my cards that would normally go to the graveyard this duel will instead be removed from play.

Jaden:
(thinking) Why would he want his cards removed from play?

Amnael:
Now, I'll activate my second spell card, Steel Lamp! And when Chaos Distill is on the field, I can use Steel Lamp to summon Alchemy Beast - Salamandra the Steel! You see, Alchemy Beasts can't be summoned in the normal manner, but they can wage direct attacks against you… which is a big problem for you because with these two spell cards: Bronze Scale and Lead Compass… along with Chaos Distill, I can now summon two more Alchemy Beasts! Ouroborus the Bronze and Leon the Lead! [snickers] I'll now end with a facedown.

Jaden:
Three monsters in the very first turn?!

Amnael:
That is correct. And if you think that is impressive, just wait until you see them attack!

Jaden:
I'm not gonna give 'em that chance!

Amnael:
That is one bubble that I'm afraid I must burst. I activate a trap: Elemental Absorber! With this card, I can remove a monster in my hand from play to negate the attack of your monster as long as they have the same attribute!

Jaden:
That's not good.

Amnael:
No, it's not. Not when the card I remove from play is Aqua Spirit!

Jaden:
No, my attack!

Amnael:
Has been stopped! And it's my turn now! Go, my Alchemy Beasts! Attack Jaden directly! Salamandra the Steel, let loose Flameshot of Ore! Now, Ouroborus and Leon, attack as well!

Syrus:
Jaden just got clobbered!

Chumley:
Hang in there, Jaden! He's only got one card left in his hand! If you can hold on through this turn, you'll have the upper hand and he'll be the one who's on the ropes!

Amnael:
Is that what you think?

Chumley:
Uh-oh.

Amnael:
You should have paid better attention in class. Perhaps then you were thrown up against my Alchemy deck, things are not as they seem. I activate the spell card, Black Process - Negledo! When Chaos Distill is on the field and there no cards in my hand, this card allows me to remove all Alchemy Beasts on the field from play, and then draw two new cards per beast!

Jaden:
So then you're taking out your own monsters?!

Amnael:
That is the way of the alchemist. Destruction and rebirth. But I assure you, if you are destroyed here, there will be no rebirth for you. Now then, since I removed three Alchemy Beasts from play, I get to draw six cards. And now, let's play some of them! I activate Tin Spell Circle, Mercury Hourglass, and Silver Key! [uses the three spells to summon Alchemy Beast - Aretos the Tin, Ekenas the Mercury, and Moonface the Silver]

Amnael:
I activate the effect of Elemental Absorber! By simply removing The Rock Spirit from play, I can negate the attack of that earth attribute monster!

Jaden:
(thinking) Oh, man. It's like he has a card to cancel out every attribute monster in my deck!

Amnael:
I warned you, Jaden… To be triumphant, you will need to use your cards in a way you've never used them before. You will need to become a better duelist than you've ever been, if not, you will join your friends.

Jaden:
Oh, I'll be joining my friends alright… when I free 'em!

Amnael:
Then you had better "get your game on" because you have already fallen far behind. And you're about to fall even further! Observe! I activate the spell card, White Process - Albedo! And thanks to it, I can now summon Golden Homunculus! Forged in fire, Golden Homunculus doesn't work like any other cards you've seen. You see, his attack points and defense points are equal to the number of cards that I've removed from play and then multiplied by 300! So, since I have removed 13 cards so far, his attack points become 3,900! And your Life Points are about to become zero! It is over, Jaden. And I was expecting so much more from you. Attack, Alchemy Beasts! Sonic Searer! Screaming Stream! Shockwave Slivers!

Chumley:
Jaden!

Syrus:
He got nailed!

Amnael:
But I'm not finished yet. Now, Golden Homunculus, attack! Stone Shard Storm!

Amnael:
[coughs] Quite impressive. But I'm afraid it will take… a whole lot more if you want all your friends back.

Jaden:
You want more?! Rampart, take it to him!

Amnael:
You fool! It is I… who will be taking you, off to the great beyond! I activate Macro Cosmos! This allows me to remove Chaos Distill from play, and now, I'll be removing you from this world!

Amnael:
The power of Alchemy flows through me. It has broken our earthly bonds and taken us here.

Jaden:
Well, it's not gonna shake me!

Amnael:
Then perhaps this will, Jaden. Due to Macro Cosmos, I can summon this card-- Helios - The Primordial Sun!

Amnael:
My turn now! And I play a spell, one that is a mouthful… Yellow Process - Kitolenics! But it's also a handful, Jaden. With it, I can sacrifice Helios - The Primordial Sun for Helios Duo Megistus! And for each and every monster card that has been removed from play, Megistus gains 200 attack points! That's 12 cards, so, that's 2400 attack points! Now, attack! Solar Singer!

Jaden:
I'm a loser? At least I know how to use moisturizer!

Amnael:
I play a spell! Grand Convergence! Its powerful gravity waves destroy all monsters on the field and deal 300 points of damage to you! And then Megistus returns with even more attack points!

Amnael:
My turn now! And if you thought Helios Duo Megistus was formidable… Just you wait! I play Red Process - Rubedo! And with it, I sacrifice Duo Megistus… and summon Helios Trice Megistus! Now, Jaden, for every monster removed from play, Trice Megistus gains 300 attack points! And since 13 monsters have been removed from play so far…

Jaden:
3900?!

Amnael:
It's a shame you don't duel as well as you add! Now, Megistus! Attack with Phoenix Flare!

[Chazz steals the Spirit Keys to force Alexis to duel him]

Zane:
Anyone up for just tackling him?

[Chazz spots Atticus surfing a wave on his surfboard]

Atticus Rhodes:
Hang ten, Chazz-dude!

Chazz Princeton:
Huh?! [Jasmine and Mindy fanatically scream and run towards Atticus]

Jasmine:
Autograph, please?

Atticus Rhodes:
No prob! [writes an abbreviation in his autograph]

Jasmine and Mindy:
[in unison] He wrote "BFF"!

Atticus Rhodes:
[points his finger and rises it up in the air] That's right, ladies! It means best friends... forever. [Jasmine and Mindy swoon and then faint in front of Chazz]

Syrus:
Alexis, don't make the scary man mad.

Jaden:
[after hugging Kagemaru] I guess bear hugs and old folk don't go so well together.

Jaden:
Actually, I don't think I'd call it sleeping in class. It's more like scheduled study eye-breaks.

Alexis:
Give me a break Jaden.

Dr. Crowler:
Dear Chumley: you're about to fail for the last time!

Chumley:
[plays Ayers Rock Sunrise, the card he created] I activate Ayers Rock Sunrise! [a vision of Ayers Rock rises up behind Chumley and Des Koala's spirit appears beside him] You can't stop the sun from rising, just like you can't stop my dream. I will be a famous card designer! And now, let's see which one of my cars should match it. First, it lets me summon one Beast from the Graveyard. Think you can guess who? [the glow emerges from the Graveyard on Chumley's Duel Disk] The one, the only, Big Koala! [Big Koala appears on the field] Then, turn your eyes to my Graveyard! And why? For each beast, plant or winged-beast, Mr. Tall, Dark and Rusty loses 200 attack points! [Ancient Gear Golem's attack points decrease by 400 due to Ayers Rock Sunrise's effect]

Syrus:
I just don't want to see my best friend get hurt!

Crowler:
So not only did he destroy Cyber End Dragon, but he took the lead in the duel too?!

Sheppard:
Yes, it sure looks that way. Jaden has really done his homework here.

Crowler:
Done his homework...? Well, this would certainly be his first time. That slifer-slacker.

Zane:
You okay?

Jaden:
I think so. How's my hair? Is it still there?