Timothyj.29104's Quotes

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Mermaid:
Did you win yur maiden?

Lucas:
No, it's hopeless. Even after saving her, she still doesn't care for me.

Mermaid:
You know, I pity you, Lucas, and it's kind of funny watching you try to win over this plain woman. So I suppose I can give you the recipe to the ancestors' ancient love potion. But I warn you -- Nobody has ever successfully gathered the ingredients. I don't even know how powerful it is.

Lucas:
Hmm. Alchemy. I don't think so.

Mermaid:
Well, hold onto them just in case.

Lucas:
...Okay.

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[while Rachel is on the floor on her own vomit]

Rachel:
[groans] That was so beautiful. F***! I'm so horny now. [retches]

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Peleeken Mischief Maker:
Sharon, I'm sorry I kicked you, but you we're becoming a scary bride. But...you're still my wife and I love you.

[as Peleeken kiss Sharon, Sharon activate her good side]

Sharon Bishop:
[normal voice] P-Peleeken?

Peleeken Mischief Maker:
SHARON! YOU'RE ALIVE!

Sharon Bishop:
I don't know what came over me. The wedding, the bridesmaids. I guess it all sent me a bit crazy.

Peleeken Mischief Maker:
That's okay, darling. I understand. You were just stressed. OH! I've got an idea. Let's go on an Airbnb honeymoon and cheese and crackers and binge epic TV shows. YAAAY!

Heather #3:
Yeah, this was the most cringest wedding ever.

Heather #1:
Yeah, I know, and the food was sh*t, too.

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Peleeken Mischief Maker:
Please, let my friends go. Oh, this is just awful.

Sharon Bishop:
[deep voice] Quiet, puny husband Now that I have my photo with all the guests inside, the whole world will love me as -- As the coolest birde ever.

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[as the photo taker uses the Polaroid camera to take the photo of Sarah holding hands with Peleeken and the others, the photo snaps and sucks them into the picture]

Sharon Bishop:
I did it! I have the best wedding photo of all time! My guests are trapped here forever! [to the Heathers] THIS BEATS ALL YOUR SH*T WEDDING PHOTOS!

Heather #3:
Oh, my god, what a try-hard.

Heather #1:
I know, and it's still a crappy photo.

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Sarah Bishop:
You really want a photo of me holding hands with your husband?

Sharon Bishop:
Yes, this is beautiful! We are breaking jealousy norms!

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Sharon Bishop:
Sarah! You made it!

Sarah Bishop:
Of course. Congratulations! I didn't know you were marrying Peleeken. Rachel and I know him.

Sharon Bishop:
Thank you, yes! We met on my 30th birthday. I was partying at Portugal Club in Portugal! All my friends were passed out but then I look across the room, and there he was -- Peleeken! I knew right then and there we had to get married!

Peleeken Mischief Maker:
Yes, I never believed in love at first sight before I saw --

Sharon Bishop:
SHUT UP! I'M TELLING THE STORY!

Peleeken Mischief Maker:
Sorry, dear.

Heather:
#3 [chuckles] That was so awkward.

Heather #1:
Yeah, how long do you give it?

Heather #3:
Like two months.

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Crab Priest:
Do you Sharon, take this, whatever it is, to be your lawfully wedded husband?

Sharon Bishop:
I DOOO!

Crab Priest:
Crab-tastic. You may now kiss?

[as Sharon lifts up the husband's face cloth, its revealed that Peleeken will be Sharon's husband]

Sarah Bishop:
Peleeken? That the guy from the Bush Doof.

Rachel:
[crying] F***! Sorry. It's just so beautiful. It's like a f***ing fairy tale.

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[as Sarah goes into Sharon's wedding]

Big Crab Bouncer:
[to Rachel] Oi, can't come in with that sword.

Rachel:
It's my new look. I'm not gonna use it. Calm down.

Big Crab Bouncer:
Sorry, love. No weapons allowed.

Rachel:
Ugh, fine. Whatever. [to Lucas] Oi, stay out here and mind my sword.

Lucas:
[to the Big Crab Bouncer] We're a trio.

Big Crab Bouncer:
Uh-huh. Can you wait away from me, mate?

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Rachel:
I haven't seen your sister in ages. Remember when we used to get [bleep] up and bash people at Wollongong Train Station?

Sarah Bishop:
Um, that was just you two.

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Lucas:
[to Sarah] Oh, you're going to a wedding? I love weddings! But alas, I wasn't invited. So I shall listen to sad music and walk home...alone.

[while Lucas slowly walking home listen to sad music]

Sarah Bishop:
You can come if you want.

Lucas:
[stops walking] YAAAAY! I know you two are usually the feminine duo, but I sense a new vibe for us. We're a trio! And I shall now write our theme song in my head.

Lucas:
[repeated singing] Lucas, and Rachel, Sarah.

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Sarah Bishop:
Hey, Rache-- Oh. Hi, Lucas.

Lucas:
Oh, hello, Sarah. You look rather beautiful and sun kissed today.

Sarah Bishop:
Thanks. I've been gathering. I'm kind of, like, a gardener now.

Lucas:
Oh, that's so cool! Personally I like tech stuff, but nature is cool, too. I enjoy the fractal element.

Rachel:
[to Sarah] What do you want?

Sarah Bishop:
Oh, my sister Sharon is getting married on Planet Bali. Did you want to come? Could be fun.

Rachel:
Yeah, alright, but I'll warn ya, I get pretty emotional at weddings.

Sarah Bishop:
Oh, really? I didn't know that.

Rachel:
Yeah, something about two people finding each other against all odds gets me going. And the free drinks.

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[while Lucas makes a sword for Rachel]

Rachel:
Hurry up. How long is this gonna take?

Lucas:
Now, now, Rachel, blade-smithing is a delicate process. These forging techniques span thousands of years. We mustn't disgrace the steel gods of Gwentalia.

Rachel:
Shut the [bleep] up, man. Is this nearly done?

Lucas:
Yep, here you go. These Lucas blades go like hotcakes on my Etsy, so you are very privileged to get one this quick, in my opinion.

Rachel:
[bleep] yeah. This is definitely my new look.

Lucas:
I know you just commissioned me to make this blade, but may I ask what your intentions are with it?

Rachel:
I had a vision at some stupid, [bleep] backyard hippie party. [spits] Saw myself as, like, an empress of some [bleep] holding a sword. I guess I always wanted this for myself, but I never realized I could make it into a reality till now.

Rachel:
Alright, now shut up!

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Sarah Bishop:
Hey, Sharon just dropped around to invite us to her wedding. She's getting married on Planet Bali.

Sarah's Dad:
Who's Sharon?

Sarah Bishop:
My sister? Your daughter?

Sarah's Dad:
Oh, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.

Sarah Bishop:
So, you guys coming?

Sarah's Dad:
Nah. [chillaxing as he tries to open up a can of beer]

[Sarah sees her Mom passing out]

Sarah Bishop:
Is Mom alright?

Sarah's Dad:
[slowly turns his head at his wife aggressively] Yeah, she'll be alright.

[Sarah slowly walks away from her house after what she just witness]

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Sharon Bishop:
SARAAAH! [while crawling like a spider]

Sarah Bishop:
Oh, hey, Sis! Oh, my god! I haven't seen you in months. How was Portugal?

Sharon Bishop:
YES, IT WAS LOVELY! THANK YOU! I RENTED AN AIRBNB IN PORTUGAL -- WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? I'M TALKING!

Sarah Bishop:
Uh, sorry.

Sharon Bishop:
...in Portugal to write my novel, but I met a man, and we had a coronavirus romance! Now we are getting MARRIED!

Sarah Bishop:
Oh, my god! Congratulations! That's incredible, Sharon!

Sharon Bishop:
Thank you! That is why I have come! You and Mum and Dad are invited to my wedding on Planet Bali TONIIIGHT! Here is the pretty invitation I made on Photoshop!

Sarah Bishop:
Oh, yeah. It's very pretty.

Sharon Bishop:
See you all there TONIIIIIGHT! [ascends as she turn into objects while floating in the sky disappearing]

Crow:
[bleep] hell, she was loud.

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Sarah's Dad:
Sarah, I know you want to start your own garden, so I dug me old B L O O D & B O N E from the garage. Thought you could use some B L O O D & B O N E.

Sarah:
Uh, it's alright, Dad, the YouTube video I just watched said I could use Wollongong soil 'cause apparently it's very nutritious.

Sarah's Dad:
[annoyed] Alright, fine, fine. Forget I said anything about the B L O O D & B O N E. I guess you don't need the B L O O D & B O N E for your garden. Yep, I was just trying to help, but I guess you don't want any help from me. [throws the Blood & Bone soil way into sky]

Sarah's Dad:
[bleep] you, Sarah.

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Sarah Bishop:
[to herself] Yeah. I've never had something. This will be my something. I'm gonna grow a garden and stuff. This is a nice time to light my vanilla candle to celebrate this decision.

Rachel:
[far away] JUST SHUT UP, SARAH! I'M FANTASIZING OVER HERE!

Rachel:
[to herself] Empress Rachel. Yeah, that does actually sound pretty sick.

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[when Sarah went back to her house after escaping the Sisters' backyard]

Sarah's Mom:
Oh, hello, Sarah. Did you have a nice night?

Sarah Bishop:
Um, yeah, overall, it was quite nice.

Sarah's Dad:
YOU SMELL LIKE CIGARETTES, SARAH.

Sarah Bishop:
Oh, i-it's 'cause I was at a bonfire.

Sarah's Dad:
Oh, okay, 'cause I was just gonna ask you if I could bum one off to you. [chuckles] I'm just kidding, Sarah. Calm down. [annoyed] Alright, no, I won't make any more jokes. That's it. No more jokes. If no one's gonna laugh at them, just forget about it. Just forget about it. No more. That's it. Say nothing.

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[as Rachel ruins the Sisters' campfire]

Sister 2:
You -- You eviscerated the fire of Blue Ga!

Sister 1:
That fire has been burning for thousand of years!

Ian:
Oi, what the f***! That was our God!

Christopher:
Yeah, what the hell.

Ian:
That was, like, the whole reason we have the spiritual mecca.

Christopher:
What an idiot.

Sarah:
Wait. I'm sorry. I don't understand what happened. One minute, I was having a wonderful dream, and now--

[the Sisters' and Brothers' plus the other vegan folk pulled out their guns]

Rachel:
SARAH, SHUT THE F*** UP AND RUN!

[as Sarah and Rachel leaves the Sisters' backyard immediately, the Sisters then became serious]

Sister 1:
[manly Texas voice] Made off! Well... [spits] ...we'll wait for sundown and get the dogs to sniff out their scent.

Sister 2:
[manly Texas voice] Yeah, what's comin' for 'em is gonna get 'em. [spits]

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[Sarah finds her destiny]

Blue Ga:
I am Blue Ga, the purple fire god. And you, Sarah, you know what you must do. You must grow your own garden. I bless you with the aura of nature.

Sarah Bishop:
Okay. I will. For sure.

Blue Ga:
Alright. See ya.

[after Sarah's destiny was over, Rachel finds hers next]

Blue Ga:
Rachel, you mustn't --

Rachel:
Where the [bleep] am I? Who the [bleep] are you

Blue Ga:
I am Blue Ga, the purple fire god. Rachel, this is your destiny if you keep going down this evil path. I shall bless you with the aura of healing to steer you away from this.

[as Blue Ga bless aura to Rachel with his finger, Rachel vomits the same acid of what she did back at St. Mary's school earlier]

Blue Ga:
AAH! Homeade kombucha vomit! My one weakness. How couldn't I see this coming. I'm a God, for God's sakes.

[as Blue Ga dies, Red Ga takes his place]

Red Ga:
Thank you, Rachel, for smiting Blue Ga. We have been trying to do that for thousands of years.

Rachel:
'Kay.

Red Ga:
You must keep striving, Rachel, for your destiny is to dominate as EMPRESS!

Rachel:
[making an evil face] 'Kay.

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[as the gang head to the campfire after riding on Snuggles]

Snuggles:
[to the viewers] My name is Snuggles and I cannot leave this place.

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Sister 1:
Everyone, it's time. Time for the healing bonfire of wisdom. Come along, everyone, onto Snuggles, our enlightened guide. The campfire is quite a way down the backyard so we need to have a bit of a ride on Snuggles, the creature I just mentioned.

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Ian:
Yeah, I basically make my own kombucha. Grew my own SCOBY from another SCOBY It's a whole process. I can send you link, actually, on messenger, if you fling over your Facey to me.

Rachel:
Ugh, smells like [bleep]. Give me some.

Christopher:
Here you go. It's hibiscus elderberry.

[Rachel drinks the hibiscus elderberry]

Rachel:
Ugh. Frickin' hell. I feel...natural. [while showing a pretty face expression]

Ian:
Yeah, that's probiotics for ya. [snorts]

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[while Sister 1 shows Sarah their garden]

Sarah Bishop:
I've never seen anything so beautiful in my life. Did you grow all this yourself?

Sister 1:
Yes, with a lot of love and care...and homemade fertilizer.

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