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[after Rachel's purpose with QUV realizing that Rachel being a btch, and loves Sarah by heart, she got sent back to the real world for another chance with Sarah] Sarah:* Oh, there you are. I was about to come looking for you. Did you go pee? Rachel: Yeah, yeah. Sarah: Are you okay? Rachel: Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. Rachel Hey, um...before we go, I just wanted to say, um... [mumbling] Sarah: What? Rachel: [mumbling] I love you. Sarah: I don't know what you're saying. Rachel: I love you, okay? Sarah: Oh, um, I -- I love you too, Rachel. Rachel: Okay, yeah. Let's go, let's go. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 1 hour ago
[when a tear from Rachel's eye after realizing she's a toxic btch, she broke out free and get transported to another different dimension meeting someone] Queen Ultra Violet:* Oh, you finally bloody did it, Rachel, you silly goose. Rachel: Who are you? Queen Ultra Violet: Oh, Rachel! I'm Queen Ultra Violet. Duh! I'm kind of like a DMT elf, but, like, a feminine goddess one, you know? Queen Ultra Violet: I've been waiting for you to profess your love to Sarah this whole time. Took you long enough, didn't it? Rachel: What? Nah, I never said I love her! Queen Ultra Violet: You didn't have to say it, Rachel, you quirky btch. It was pretty fing obvious. You love Sarah! Rachel: Even if I did love her, it doesn't matter now. Queen Ultra Violet: Look, it's just gonna be too cringe to explain it to you, Rachel. It was nice to meet you. Bye! – YOLO** Movie Quote	added 1 hour ago
[Rachel calls Sarah who's almost about to be dead after 62 years] Rachel: Sarah, it's Rachel! Hey, you were right. There was no other parties. Listen, I'm sinking in quicksand right now. Uh, what do I do? Sarah: I'm sorry. I can't really hear on the phone. Who's this? Rachel: What? It's Rachel! You f*ing dog. Sarah:** I'm sorry, love. I just can't hear ya. I can't hear much these days. But, you know, I had a good life. I had a beautiful family, found my passion in pottery and made millions. But...I had a friend when I was young and we had so many adventures together. And sure, it wasn't all good because she was kind of a toxic btch, but in the end, I had a lot of fun with her. Probably the most fun I ever had. [dies] Rachel:* Sarah? Rachel: [realizes] I guess I was a bit of a toxic btch. – YOLO* Movie Quote	added 1 hour ago
[Rachel heads to Chickengong to get a schnitzel burger] Employee: Sorry. We're closed. Rachel: Look, I've had the worst night of my life. I just want one f*ing chicken schnitzel burger! [throws the employee] Rachel: Gimme one chicken schnitzel burger and a large chips. Employee #2: Sorry. We're closing. The-The till's already been counted. Employee #3: We're shut. Rachel: Just gimme fing one schnitty burger! Manager:* Oi! Excuse me, love. We're closed! How about you stop being so bloody rude to my employees? Rachel: I just want -- Manager: Never met anyone so rude and disrespectful in my life. You're a disGRACE! [Rachel sadly leaves] Old Naked Guy: Oh, sorry for bothering you. Manager: Wait a second. Hey, you! Old Naked Guy: Huh? Me? Manager: Yeah. You. Come here for a sec. [Manger sees Old Naked Guy's hands] Manager: Bloody hell. Never thought I'd see the day. You've got chicken schnitzel hands, mate. Old Naked Guy: Oh, what do you mean? Manager: These hands are perfect to craft my chicken schnitzel burger. How'd you like to come work for me? You'll make me a mint! Old Naked Guy: You know what? I think I could see myself working here. [gasps] Maybe this is what I was meant to find on this journey. You know, I was working on my own for too long. I became isolated in a shell of paranoia and ego. I need a work family so I can play my part as a team member. Yes, that's it! Oh, enlightenment achieved. Perfect Painter Evolution! Ohh! [turns blue] Employee #3: Did that c* just turn blue? Manager: [to Rachel] You're telling me you didn't appreciate this talented young gentleman? That's it. Get the f* out of here. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 1 hour ago
[after Rachel & Old Naked Guy get catapulted to the hell rock party, they saw a shell with a note on it] Rachel: What the f* is this? This isn't a concert. Old Naked Guy: Oh, there must be some meaning to this. Wait! We are seeing a hell rock concert. Rachel: What the f* are you on about? Old Naked Guy: I-I get it now! "See hell", "Seashell". "Rock Con" because this is all a con. And "Cert...tificate". Oh, I get it now! You can't change anyone in this world no matter how hard you try. Rachel: Oh, f this. I give up. I'm not looking for a party anymore. I'm gonna go get a schnitzel burger from that Chickengong. [a Chickengong place that randomly appear in the desert out of nowhere] – YOLO** Movie Quote	added 1 hour ago
Ant: Daddy, Daddy! These two stepped on out baby mountain. Daddy Termite: You destroyed one of my baby mountains? I guess you could say...I'll never get my baby back, baby back, baby back, yeah! Ant #2: I hate-- I hate when he does that. Ant: [to Rachel & Old Naked Guy] Oh, sorry, Daddy Termite's been getting really into stand-up comedy lately. Just...just go along with the bit. It's ju-- It's just easier that way. Daddy Termite: Before I kill youse, I just wanna do a quick 5-minute set. I've just got some stuff in my head that's been floating around. I just wanna get it out to see if it makes sense, you know? Mommy Termite: I can't listen to this again, David! The house is a mess. Why don't you just get on with job and kill these people? Daddy Termite: Judy, you don't understand. If this stand-up thing actually gets going, I could be-- I could actually get pretty big. This is my passion. This could actually feed the family. Mommy Termite: Your family should be your passion, David. Kid Termite: Mummy, Daddy, stop fighting! [cries] Daddy Termite; Oh, son, we're not fighting. We're just doing what a husband and wife always does. Getting a divorce! Ha, yeah! Ya dickhead! Mommy Termite: David! That's not funny! Don't joke about getting a divorce in front of the kids. Old Naked Guy; Uh. excuse me, if I may interject for a moment, Mr. Daddy Termite Mound, I can see you have some potential in comedy, but it's creating a rift between you and your family. Have you ever thought even if you achieve your greatest dreams that you might not have a family to come home to? Daddy Termite: Oh, wow, I've never thought about that before. I don't wanna lose you, babe. Mommy Termite: Oh, I don't wanna lose you either. I do wanna support your passions, David, but we need you at home. Daddy Termite: Oh, f*, I love you so much, Judy. Let's never fight again! – YOLO** Movie Quote	added 4 hours ago
Song: [singing] Who would've thought that Sarah was gonna pick up pottery in the last episode of YOLO Crystal Fantasy on Adult Swim? Song Assistant: It's the last episode of YOLO Crystal Fantasy, everybody! Thank you! – YOLO Movie Quote	added 4 hours ago
[Sarah goes to a pottery shop] Donna: Oh. Hello there, dear. You're gonna freeze to death out there. Why don't you come inside? Ethel: You're gonna freeze to bloody death. Donna: I'm Donna. And this is Shelly and Ethel. Shelley: Hello. Ethel: [screams] Donna: What's your name, love? Sarah: My name's Sarah. Donna: Nice to meet you, Sarah. Have you ever done pottery before? Sarah: No, but I wanted to try it to get my mind off some things. I lost my husband recently. Donna: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Ethel: Where'd you put him? Donna: Oh, hush, Ethel! Don't mind her, Sarah She's just a silly old hag. Ethel: She's right. I'm 93. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 4 hours ago
Old Naked Guy: What's your favorite emotion to journal about? Rachel: F**ing hell, why do I always get the worst sidekicks? Sarah never talked this much, that btch! [Rachel calls Sarah] Rachel: Oi, are you mad at me? 'Cause if you are, that's f*ing stupid. I was just trying to have some fun. Sarah: Um...my husband just died. Rachel:** I'm trying to call you 'cause I'm a good friend and you're still being a btch. What are talking about, you're not married. Old Naked Guy:* [to Rachel] Remember, time is slower here. You might be talking to your friend, 20 years in the future or so. Rachel: Shut up! I'm on the bloody phone! Sarah: Look, I don't know why pranking me and pretending to be a girl from my past, but I'm having the worst day of my life right now and I just can't handle this. [hangs up] Rachel: Oh. I feel weird. Old Naked Guy: Oh, wow. Judging by your facial expression, it seems you are experiencing some kind of grief due to empathy. Rachel: WHAT? NAH, F* THAT! We're never gonna find a party. Let's just start a party here. Mosh pit! [Rachel mosh pit and accidentally stomped on an anthill] Ant: What the hell? You destroyed our glorious termite mound. You must be taken to Daddy Termite. He'll know exactly what to do with you. – YOLO** Movie Quote	added 4 hours ago
[while Rachel is singing Bushman Blues while screaming] Mother with Glasses: Excuse me! You're way too loud. I didn't mind the music playing, but that girl singing has awoken my baby. I have called the police and they shall be coming soon! [then the Ute Party People kicked out Rachel and the Old Naked Guy for some strange reason] Rachel: Wait. Where are youse going? Ute Person: You ruined our party spot! We have to find a new one now! And that one took ages to find! Ute Person #2: Thanks a lot, idiot. Ute Person: Yeah, thanks a lot, Rachel. You f*ed up our party. Flying Truck: [who's carrying the ute party people] Just so you know, I'm not as mad as them. This is just a job for me. I'm sorry. Hope you had fun! 'Bye! [leaves] – YOLO** Movie Quote	added 5 hours ago
Old Naked Guy: Well, shall I try to paint a way back to the main realm you came from? If you explain it to me, maybe I can try to paint for you. Rachel: Nah, I'm gonna find a better party in here...even if it kills me. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 5 hours ago
[Sarah finally gets a call from Rachel, after starting a family a couple years ago] Rachel: Sarah. I'm at some party in some tree painting or something. You should come! Actually, you know what? I don't know if you could get in. It's, like, so f*ing exclusive. Sarah: I...I thought...you were dead. Rachel: Huh? Sorry? The DJ's really loud. He's playing some sick, like, alien bush house. You'd love it, Sarah! Sarah: Rachel. It's been nine years. I have a family now, a baby girl. I...I have a whole different life. Have you been partying for nine years? Rachel:** Nine years? What? Nah, I've only been here for, like, five minutes, you dumb btch. Get a watch, you [bleep]. Sarah:* I went through so much pain, guilt and heartbreak and you were off partying this whole time? Rachel: Huh? Sorry, Sarah. I'm just getting a sausage sizzle. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 5 hours ago
[Rachel takes a selfie] Rachel: Whoo! At the ute party! [sees 10,000 missed calls from Sarah] Holy f*, I've got 10,000 missed calls. Yay! People love me! – YOLO** Movie Quote	added 5 hours ago
Dark Orange Shirt Guy: Yeah, I'm currently uh, operating the company from my dad's... Rachel: WHAT? Dark Orange Shirt Guy: I-I'm just saying I'm operating the company out of my-my dad's com...like, the same one, the building. Yeah. Yeah, it's a good one. Rachel: Yeah, ok, cool. I can't really hear ya. I'm gonna go take a selfie. 'Bye! Dark Orange Shirt Guy: Oh, yeah, no -- Yeah, no worries. Alright. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 5 hours ago
Priest: We are here to honor Rachel's life. Seeing as no body was ever recovered, we invite you to place any sentimental items you may have into the coffin so the physical embodiment of Rachel may finally be laid to rest. [Sarah's Mom throws a bag of trash into Rachel's coffin] Sarah's Mom: She always loved that trash. [sniffs] – YOLO Movie Quote	added 5 hours ago
[Sarah calls the police to find her friend, Rachel] Police Officer: Ok, Sarah, just to get everything right here, your friend Rachel needed to go urinate in the bush and she never came out. Sarah: Yeah. [sniffs] And she's not answering her phone, which is really unlike her. She always answers my calls. Police Officer: Ok, well, we'll have a team looking for the rest of the night. We'll give you a call if anything comes up. You don't need to stay here. Go home and get some sleep, love. You can keep the water bottle. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 5 hours ago
[after Rachel accidentally got sent to a different world to find a toilet, he met an old naked guy painting a picture] Rachel: Alright. Old Naked Guy: Oh, this is quite incredible! I have been here for 4,000 years painting this one single masterpiece and you have appeared right when I finished the last stroke. There must be some great meaning to this. Rachel: ...What? Old Naked Guy: Wait a moment. I dreamt this would happen as well. And I also dreamt I would walk over to you. And I would hold your hand. Rachel: Uh, no, thanks. Old Naked Guy: And we would step into the painting together. [Rachel and the Old Naked Guy go inside the painting before the portrait breaks from the outside world] Rachel: How are we gonna get back? Old Naked Guy: I don't know. I didn't dream that part. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 5 hours ago
Rachel: [slurred] Get your hands off me! Bouncer: Get outta here. Sarah: Come on, Rachel. Don't start a scene. [to Bouncer] We were just leaving. Rachel: Nah, f* them! He groped me! That's assault! Bouncer: I'll be calling the police if you try to come back, love. Sarah: Rachel, stop. Let's just leave. Rachel: Oh, f. Don't call me 'love'! Sarah:* You got WAY too drunk, Rachel. I was having fun in there too. Rachel: Nah, you're just...you're just being cranky. Crank Sarah. Sarah: I'm not being...I'm not cranky, I'm just getting a little sick and tired of being kicked out of every place when I'm with you. Rachel: Whatever. I gotta go piss, Sarah. Where can I piss? Sarah: Hmm, you can go in there. [points to the tree] I'll looks out for you, ok? Rachel: You're a gem, Sarah. [spits] F*! Can't stop spitting tonight. – YOLO** Movie Quote	added 5 hours ago
Sarah: And then my horoscope went to Planet Bali with Aquarius and abandoned me. Rachel: Hmm. Sounds familiar. Sarah: [sighs] I'm sorry, Rachel. I shouldn't have treated you like that. But being away with you made me realize how much I appreciate you. [touches Rachel's hand] Friends? Rachel: Best friends. [getting ready to kiss] Sarah: Oh, uh... Rachel: Oh. Sorry. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 6 hours ago
Sarah: Capricorn, I'm so happy for you! You did it! Sarah: Where are you going? Capricorn: Oh, Aquarius and I are going to Planet Bali. Sarah: Oh, great! That's where I was going. Can I come? Capricorn: Um, Sarah, to be honest, I know what you were doing. You were just trying to help me for your own selfish reasons. You're...kind of toxic. Sarah: What? Capricorn: It was nice meeting you, I guess. Bye! [leaves] Sarah: How am I supposed to get home? [Lucas & Rachel comes by with Lucas' rocket] Rachel: Oi. Get in, ya f*head! – YOLO** Movie Quote	added 6 hours ago
Alien Leader: Get ready to die! [chuckles] [before the Alien Leader was about to pull the lever to bring Rachel & Lucas to his ship, he suddenly got a notification on his phone] Alien Leader: One sec. My horoscope just came in. [reads] "As an Aquarius, you will find true...love today"? Alien Leader: Guys...you can go. Get out of here. I'm in a really good mood right now. I'm gonna find love. Wow, me! Lucas: Thank you, space beast. I guess love can even exist in space. Alien Leader: Yeah. I guess it can. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 6 hours ago
[Sarah and Capricorn sees Capricorn's boyfriend] Capricorn: Oh, god. That's him. Sarah: Oh! So, what's his name? Capricorn: Aquarius. He's been my crush for like, literally forever. But he never notices me. Sarah: Well, let's see what he thinks of the new Capricorn. [Capricorn waves to Aquarius] Capricorn: I don't think I can do this. I don't feel comfortable. I just wanna play marbles. JUST LET ME PLAY MARBLES. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 6 hours ago
[Sarah and Capricorn head to the frat party] Capricorn: Alright, so I'll introduce you to everyone. That's Virgo. She's smart, sophisticated and kind. She gets the job done without complaining. Virgos are amazing-- Sarah: Ok. Yeah, I get it. Sagittarius: Oh, Capricorn. Didn't think you'd show up. Thought you'd be at home reading books or something super-duper lame like that! [laughs] Sagittarius' Friend: Super-duper-duper-- Sagittarius: [to his friend] No. Shh. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 6 hours ago
Alien Leader: Dear passengers, I've entrapped your ship. You have made me mistake of flying into the Gaganosh Region. [chuckles] Rachel & Lucas: [totally confused] Alien Leader: We have locked your ship down until we find an appropriate way to deal with you, which will be death. [chuckles] Lucas: Ah, egad. It appears we have been entangled in a cosmic misadventure. Don't worry, Rachel. In the name of Emperor Neona, we shall prevail over this domineering evil! Rachel: [groans] – YOLO Movie Quote	added 6 hours ago

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