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[Gary gets crushed by a big wall, after giving apologies to Benji] Satan: NOOOOOO! GARY! Ga-- No! NO! When somebody comes to hell, you think they're gonna be forever. [sobs] [cuts to the next scene in Satan's office shows everything that happened from the beginning of the episode was actually a scripted episode they made by Satan and the other demons they've been acting this entire time while watching from Satan's TV] Satan: You see this? Never be afraid to show your emotions, even if they're fake. You taught me that. Benji: That's how you win a pair of these! Best Short-form Supernatural Reality Show Unscripted, baby! Gary Bunda: I don't really understand how I don't win an Emmy for my own damn show. Benji: If these walls could talk? Right, Satan? Or more like if this shelf could shut up. Am I right? [laughing] [cuts to next scene where Gary is turned into a shelf after getting crushed from a big wall] Gary Bunda: I'm a man, not a shelf. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 40 mins ago
[Satan and the demons start a ceremony for Benji] Satan: [reads] Benji was so many things to so many people -- A thoughtful helper to his co-workers, beloved weatherman to his fans. He didn't deserve to be slain in his prime. I'd say he's in a better place, but I'm not sure where the hell you go from here. [Gary shows up for the ceremony for Benji] Gary Bunda: [sobbing] It was an accident. I didn't want to do it. I did it for the TV. Satan: Get out of here! You're not welcome here! Gary Bunda: [sobbing] Can I just go and say goodbye one last time? Satan: Bought a big wall 'cause I thought you'd be killing more demons, you know, between duck sliders. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 54 mins ago
Decoy Benji: Hello, there. I like to molest young boys. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 1 hour ago
[Gary and Lexi sees Benji acting on Gary's show with a kitchen celebrity] Benji: Oh! Hey, Gary. I'm just here with "Gunshow's" Kevin Gillespie making Devil Went Down to Georgia Deviled Eggs. Gary Bunda: That's redundant, you child-molesting demon! Hit it! [the kitchen suddenly pulls out curtains that shows symbols of wards by making a trap for Benji this entire set up] Benji: Gary? Producer Woman: [to Gary] Kill him. [Gary shoots Benji in the foot] Producer Woman: Shoot him in the head! You've got more bullets. Kill him. [Benji randomly explodes] Gary Bunda: WHAT?! Wh-- What happened? Lexi: You did it! You killed him, Gary! Gary Bunda: But I shot him in the foot! Producer Woman: You shot Benji with a silver bullet dipped in wolf urine blessed by the pope. You said they were demon-killing bullets. Gary Bunda: I MADE THAT SHT UP! Producer Woman: Well, how does it make you feel? You know, to kill your best friend? Gary Bunda: I don't want to be filmed right now! I don't want to be filmed! Okay? Alright? I just -- I need -- I need like five minutes, okay? [voice breaking] I think I might have killed my best friend. Producer Woman: Take all the time you need. [to Boom Operator quietly] Get him. Kevin Gillespie: Does anybody want to try the eggs? Gary Bunda: [knock the dish] GO AWAY, KEVIN! I'm so sorry, Kevin Gillespie of "Gunshow." Were those the hero eggs? Kevin Gillespie: Yeah. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell* Movie Quote	added 3 hours ago
Gary Bunda: I smell sulfur. It's either a Denver omelette or a demon. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 4 hours ago

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