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  January 2023     24 mins ago

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[Satan and the demons start a ceremony for Benji]

Satan: [reads] Benji was so many things to so many people -- A thoughtful helper to his co-workers, beloved weatherman to his fans. He didn't deserve to be slain in his prime. I'd say he's in a better place, but I'm not sure where the hell you go from here.

[Gary shows up for the ceremony for Benji]

Gary Bunda: [sobbing] It was an accident. I didn't want to do it. I did it for the TV.

Satan: Get out of here! You're not welcome here!

Gary Bunda: [sobbing] Can I just go and say goodbye one last time?

Satan: Bought a big wall 'cause I thought you'd be killing more demons, you know, between duck sliders.

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Decoy Benji: Hello, there. I like to molest young boys.

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[Gary and Lexi sees Benji acting on Gary's show with a kitchen celebrity]

Benji: Oh! Hey, Gary. I'm just here with "Gunshow's" Kevin Gillespie making Devil Went Down to Georgia Deviled Eggs.

Gary Bunda: That's redundant, you child-molesting demon! Hit it!

[the kitchen suddenly pulls out curtains that shows symbols of wards by making a trap for Benji this entire set up]

Benji: Gary?

Producer Woman: [to Gary] Kill him.

[Gary shoots Benji in the foot]

Producer Woman: Shoot him in the head! You've got more bullets. Kill him.

[Benji randomly explodes]

Gary Bunda: WHAT?! Wh-- What happened?

Lexi: You did it! You killed him, Gary!

Gary Bunda: But I shot him in the foot!

Producer Woman: You shot Benji with a silver bullet dipped in wolf urine blessed by the pope. You said they were demon-killing bullets.

Gary Bunda: I MADE THAT SH*T UP!

Producer Woman: Well, how does it make you feel? You know, to kill your best friend?

Gary Bunda: I don't want to be filmed right now! I don't want to be filmed! Okay? Alright? I just -- I need -- I need like five minutes, okay? [voice breaking] I think I might have killed my best friend.

Producer Woman: Take all the time you need. [to Boom Operator quietly] Get him.

Kevin Gillespie: Does anybody want to try the eggs?

Gary Bunda: [knock the dish] GO AWAY, KEVIN! I'm so sorry, Kevin Gillespie of "Gunshow." Were those the hero eggs?

Kevin Gillespie: Yeah.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

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Gary Bunda: I smell sulfur. It's either a Denver omelette or a demon.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

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Gary Bunda: [on phone] We are doing a super-fun, sinful fettuccine episode, and I was wondering if maybe you wanted to come co-host.

Benji: [on phone] I don't think I could get out of work for that long.

Gary Bunda: Yeah, I know, and that's why I went ahead and I whipped you up a decoy. I bet it will get a lot more work done than you do.

Gary & Benji: [laughing]

Gary Bunda: I'm just busting your balls. [laughs]

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

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