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[Gary and Lexi sees Benji acting on Gary's show with a kitchen celebrity] Benji: Oh! Hey, Gary. I'm just here with "Gunshow's" Kevin Gillespie making Devil Went Down to Georgia Deviled Eggs. Gary Bunda: That's redundant, you child-molesting demon! Hit it! [the kitchen suddenly pulls out curtains that shows symbols of wards by making a trap for Benji this entire set up] Benji: Gary? Producer Woman: [to Gary] Kill him. [Gary shoots Benji in the foot] Producer Woman: Shoot him in the head! You've got more bullets. Kill him. [Benji randomly explodes] Gary Bunda: WHAT?! Wh-- What happened? Lexi: You did it! You killed him, Gary! Gary Bunda: But I shot him in the foot! Producer Woman: You shot Benji with a silver bullet dipped in wolf urine blessed by the pope. You said they were demon-killing bullets. Gary Bunda: I MADE THAT SHT UP! Producer Woman: Well, how does it make you feel? You know, to kill your best friend? Gary Bunda: I don't want to be filmed right now! I don't want to be filmed! Okay? Alright? I just -- I need -- I need like five minutes, okay? [voice breaking] I think I might have killed my best friend. Producer Woman: Take all the time you need. [to Boom Operator quietly] Get him. Kevin Gillespie: Does anybody want to try the eggs? Gary Bunda: [knock the dish] GO AWAY, KEVIN! I'm so sorry, Kevin Gillespie of "Gunshow." Were those the hero eggs? Kevin Gillespie: Yeah. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell* Movie Quote	added 1 hour ago
Gary Bunda: [on phone] We are doing a super-fun, sinful fettuccine episode, and I was wondering if maybe you wanted to come co-host. Benji: [on phone] I don't think I could get out of work for that long. Gary Bunda: Yeah, I know, and that's why I went ahead and I whipped you up a decoy. I bet it will get a lot more work done than you do. Gary & Benji: [laughing] Gary Bunda: I'm just busting your balls. [laughs] – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 2 hours ago
Gary Bunda: I smell sulfur. It's either a Denver omelette or a demon. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 2 hours ago
Gary Bunda: [on phone] Hey, buddy. How you doing, Benji? What's the deal, man? You left me at the hellmouth. Benji: [scoffs] Spare me. Your makeup team is blowing it, by the way. Not that I watch your show. I mean, who does? Gary Bunda: 175,000 people watch my show, Benji, as a matter of fact, on the Haunt Network, alright? Which is channel 147. Benji: Yeah, well, I just be used to be the number-one weatherman in Charlotte for 11 years straight before the FBI raided my basement. But what do I know? – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 2 hours ago
[Producer Woman drops the gun on Rocco's dish] Gary Bunda: What are you doing? That's my favorite gun! Producer Woman: The name of the show is "Gary Bunda: Demon Killer." Gary Bunda: What if -- Spitballing here -- We change the name of the show to "Gary Bunda: Killer Eats"? Producer Woman: We're not changing the name of the show. Gary Bunda: Okay, what about if we just change the pronunciation of the show, right? So it's like, "Gary Bunda: DemonKiller." Like, it's killer that -- Producer Woman: Gary. Gary Bunda: Like, it's awesome that he's a demon and that he's eating stuff. Producer Woman: You said you were gonna kill a different demon every week. Gary Bunda: Okay, well, you go find me one, then. Because we've been to every single rib-sticking down-home kitchen across this great country, and we have yet to find a demon for me to kill, but he have found some excellent dishes made by home chefs that are hungry to share their food with the entire country. Producer Woman: Okay, what about the one we trapped you with? The child molester. [referring to Benji] Gary Bunda: Well, he's a lot more than just a child molester. Producer Woman: Really? Gary Bunda: Yes, he's also a cannibal. He did bad things! But he's still one of my best friends, okay? So I will not even think of harming a hair on his head. Gary Bunda: Unless it leads to some...some form of second season. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 13 hours ago

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