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  January 2023     2 hours ago

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[Rhoda encounters square guy in his bar]

Rhoda: Hey, can I, uh, can I get you something? Uh, partner?

Rectangular Businessman: I'm sorry. It sounded like you said "Partner".

Rhoda: You know, buddy, guy, chum. Square.

Rectangular Businessman: Let me see if I can get "you" something.

[Square guy uses his mind powers on Rhoda]

Rhoda: Wh-what are you getting at?

[Rhoda psychically gets split in half]

Rectangular Businessman: [to Shark on phone] Shark, I am running a tad late, but I am super excited to be attending your little soiree.

Shark: Just get here, and, uh, don't hurt Rhoda.

Rectangular Businessman: Well, I...promise I won't touch him.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

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Rhoda: [trying to call Fitz on phone] Mouse, Mouse. He's here. Square business man is here. I called you like you asked, and don't say I didn't tell you so.

Shark: [controlling Rhoda's phone] This is Rhoda, Isn't it? How you doing, Rhoda? Still, uh, alive, I hear. It's gonna go hard for you, Rhoda. You're not gonna like what comes next.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

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[New Guy dances]

Roostre: Good god, here we go.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

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Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Funny thing is I have these weird flashes like I've been somewhere before. Like I've been ripped from somewhere for reasons I don't understand. Does anyone else pick that up -- That understanding of...rippedness?

[Peanut smokes a cigar]

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: [to Peanut] I know you do. Does, uh...Birmingham mean anything to anyone? Does it? [to Roostre] How about you?

Roostre: You know. I told you before. The night we got drunk. About Muff.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: So what?

Roostre: Well, so what is, his real name is Birmingham. That's so what.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: I think, uh, I've got a lot on my mind, gentlemen. I've got a lot on my mind and a load up gun in my hands, so don't "F" this up. And I'm not sure when it's gonna go off.

[New Guy appears out of thin air before Fitz's gun shoots out of his hands]

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

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Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: This is all, like, some sort of puke dream that I can't seem to shake the sweats from. And every time I turn around, there's a shark and a clock and some sort of eyeball thing.

Peanut Cop: Oh, I completely understand, dude. I mean, I'm totally blown away by the eyeball man. I mean, if I see him...

Roostre: Look, eyeball, schmeyeball.

– 12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

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In which movie does this quote appear: "Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane." ?
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B Shawshank Redemption
C Blues Brothers
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