Analyze This

Analyze This

Cast Robert De Niro and Billy Crystal together in a film and it should be a sucker's bet as to who's going to be funnier and who's going to give the more nuanced performance. Somehow, though, De Niro walks away with most of the laughs in Analyze This, a buddy action-comedy about a mob boss (De Niro, natch) suffering from panic attacks who makes a nebbishy shrink (Crystal, natch) an offer he can't refuse--actually, it's not really an offer, it's a command. The good doctor is forced to help the gangster get in touch with his feelings. Had the brilliant TV series The Sopranos not underscored how thin and watery and shticky director-cowriter Harold Ramis's approach to such potentially rich material actually is, the movie--a hit in theaters and De Niro's biggest film ever--would seem more fresh and kicky. De Niro's definitely a hoot as the ever milder menace, and Crystal actually concentrates on giving a credible performance opposite the acting legend (alas, he doesn't turn his character's fear of his patient into inspired comedy, as Alan Arkin did in Grosse Pointe Blank). The conclusion devolves into the requisite gunplay, and Chazz Palminteri and Lisa Kudrow are criminally wasted as an opposing mob boss and Crystal's fiancée, respectively, but overall, it's breezy fun. --David Kronke

Genre: Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Harold Ramis
Production: Warner Bros. Pictures
  Nominated for 2 Golden Globes. Another 4 wins & 5 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.7
Metacritic:
61
Rotten Tomatoes:
69%
R (Restricted)
Year:
1999
103
Website
12,470 Views

[Vitti is trying to forgive Primo for attempting to whack him.]

Primo:
Yeah, who is this?

Boss Paul Vitti:
It's me.

Primo:
Me who?

Boss Paul Vitti:
Me. Me.

Primo:
Me? Me who?

Boss Paul Vitti:
Me. You know me. Me.

Primo:
Yeah, how's it goin'?

Boss Paul Vitti:
Not good. Not good. Whoever did that thing to you-know-who, that good friend of mine? They're trying to do that to me now, and I'm having a lot of feelings about that, and I'm trying to get some... some...

Dr. Ben Sobel:
Closure.

Boss Paul Vitti:
...closure on that.

Primo:
What kind of feelings?

Boss Paul Vitti:
I'm feeling very angry about that, I'm really- I'm enraged. I'm feeling very very mad about that.

Primo:
Yeah, so why are you telling me?

Boss Paul Vitti:
Why'm I telling you? Like you don't know nothin' about it? Eh?

[Dr. Sobel gestures hurriedly for Vitti to be calm and slow down]

Primo:
I don't know what you're talkin' about.

Boss Paul Vitti:
You don't know nothin'? What?

Primo:
I don't know what you're talkin' about.

Boss Paul Vitti:
Okay, whatever, I'm just trying to... tell you about my feelings, and that I'm angry, and that that anger is...

Dr. Ben Sobel:
A blocked wish.

Boss Paul Vitti:
A blocked wish, and I'm looking forward to seeing you, next week at that thing, and unblock that angered wish, and hopefully, hopefully... [losing his temper] if you make one more move on me, you motherf***er, I'll f***in' cut your f***in' balls off and shove 'em up your f***in' ass. I'll f***in' bury you! I'll stick f***ing ice picks in your eyes. I'll chop your f***ing eyeballs and I'll send 'em to your family so they can eat them for dessert! Do you understand me?!

Primo:
Hey, Paul.

Boss Paul Vitti:
What?

Primo:
F*** you. [hangs up]

Boss Paul Vitti:
(throws down phone) You motherf***er!

[In his office, Primo looks at one of his men]

Primo:
You get a dictionary and find out what this "closure" is. If that's what he's gonna hit us with, then I wanna know what it is.


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