Analyze This

Analyze This1999

Director: Harold Ramis
Stars: Robert De Niro, Billy Crystal, Lisa Kudrow, Chazz Palminteri, Kresh Novakovic
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Rating: R (Restricted)
Runtime: 103 minutes

Cast Robert De Niro and Billy Crystal together in a film and it should be a sucker's bet as to who's going to be funnier and who's going to give the more nuanced performance. Somehow, though, De Niro walks away with most of the laughs in Analyze Thi… more »



[Vitti is trying to forgive Primo for attempting to whack him.]

Primo:
Yeah, who is this?

Boss Paul Vitti:
It's me.

Primo:
Me who?

Boss Paul Vitti:
Me. Me.

Primo:
Me? Me who?

Boss Paul Vitti:
Me. You know me. Me.

Primo:
Yeah, how's it goin'?

Boss Paul Vitti:
Not good. Not good. Whoever did that thing to you-know-who, that good friend of mine? They're trying to do that to me now, and I'm having a lot of feelings about that, and I'm trying to get some... some...

Dr. Ben Sobel:
Closure.

Boss Paul Vitti:
...closure on that.

Primo:
What kind of feelings?

Boss Paul Vitti:
I'm feeling very angry about that, I'm really- I'm enraged. I'm feeling very very mad about that.

Primo:
Yeah, so why are you telling me?

Boss Paul Vitti:
Why'm I telling you? Like you don't know nothin' about it? Eh?

[Dr. Sobel gestures hurriedly for Vitti to be calm and slow down]

Primo:
I don't know what you're talkin' about.

Boss Paul Vitti:
You don't know nothin'? What?

Primo:
I don't know what you're talkin' about.

Boss Paul Vitti:
Okay, whatever, I'm just trying to... tell you about my feelings, and that I'm angry, and that that anger is...

Dr. Ben Sobel:
A blocked wish.

Boss Paul Vitti:
A blocked wish, and I'm looking forward to seeing you, next week at that thing, and unblock that angered wish, and hopefully, hopefully... [losing his temper] if you make one more move on me, you motherf***er, I'll f***in' cut your f***in' balls off and shove 'em up your f***in' ass. I'll f***in' bury you! I'll stick f***ing ice picks in your eyes. I'll chop your f***ing eyeballs and I'll send 'em to your family so they can eat them for dessert! Do you understand me?!

Primo:
Hey, Paul.

Boss Paul Vitti:
What?

Primo:
F*** you. [hangs up]

Boss Paul Vitti:
(throws down phone) You motherf***er!

[In his office, Primo looks at one of his men]

Primo:
You get a dictionary and find out what this "closure" is. If that's what he's gonna hit us with, then I wanna know what it is.

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