Big Hero 6

[repeated lines]

Baymax:
Tadashi is here.

Baymax:
Flying makes me a better care provider.

Hiro:
I can't lose you too!

Baymax:
[upon fist-bumping]: Balalalala

Go Go:
There are no red lights during car chases!

Tadashi:
You better make this up to Aunt Cass before she eats everything in the cafe.

Hiro:
[not really listening] For sure.

Tadashi:
And I hope you learned your lesson, bonehead.

Hiro:
[faces him, looking honest] Absolutely.

Tadashi:
[realizes he's lying, frustrated] You're going bot fighting, aren't you?

Hiro:
[casually] There's a fight across town! If I book, I can still make it!

[He grabs his battle bot and starts to leave. Tadashi grabs him and turns him back around]

Tadashi:
[exasperated] WHEN are you going to do something with that big brain of yours?

Hiro:
What? Go to college like you? So people can tell me stuff I already know?

Tadashi:
[hurt by Hiro's words] Unbelievable.

Go Go:
[meeting Hiro] Welcome to the nerd lab.

Hiro:
[chuckles nervously] Yeah.

[about Go Go's prototype bicycle]

Hiro:
I've never seen electro-mag suspension on a bike before.

Go Go:
Zero resistance, faster bike.

[removes one of the wheels]

Go Go:
But not fast enough.

[tosses the wheel into a bin]

Go Go:
Yet.

Hiro:
[meeting Tadashi's friends] Honey Lemon? Go Go? Wasabi?

Wasabi:
[frustrated] I spilled wasabi on my shirt one time, people. ONE TIME!

Tadashi:
[chuckles] Fred's the one who comes up with the nicknames.

Hiro:
Uh, who's Fred?

Fred:
[appears behind Hiro in his mascot costume] This guy! Right here!

[Hiro yelps and jumps back in alarm]

Fred:
Uh-uh! Don't be alarmed.

[opens up the costume's mouth to reveal his face]

Fred:
It's just a suit. This is not my real face and body.

[shakes Hiro's hand]

Fred:
The name's Fred. School mascot by day. But by night...

[Fred does several impressive moves with the sign he's carrying]

Fred:
I am also the school mascot.

Hiro:
So what's your major?

Fred:
No, no, no. I'm not a student. But I am a MAJOR science enthusiast.

[He sits down and picks up a comic book with a shapeshifter on the cover]

Fred:
I've been trying to get Honey to develop a formula that can turn me into a fire-breathing lizard at will. But she says that's, "not science."

Honey Lemon:
It's-it's really not.

Fred:
Yeah. And I guess the shrink ray I asked Wasabi for isn't "science" either, is it?

Wasabi:
Nope.

Fred:
Well then, what about, invisible sandwich? Imagine eating a sandwich, but everyone just thinks you're crazy!

Wasabi:
Just stop.

Baymax:
[approaches Hiro after activating in his bedroom] Hello. I am Baymax, your personal healthcare companion.

Hiro:
[surprised] Uh, hey... Bay-Baymax, I didn't know you were still... active.

Baymax:
I heard a sound of distress. What seems to be the trouble?

Hiro:
Oh, I just stubbed my toe a little. I'm fine.

Baymax:
On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate your pain?

Hiro:
A zero? I'm-I'm okay, really. Thanks. You can shrink now.

Baymax:
Does it hurt when I touch it?

[He reaches down to touch Hiro's foot]

Hiro:
No, no, no, that's okay. No touching. I'm fine...

[Hiro trips over a toolbox and falls backwards into the space between his bed and his desk. He tries to squeeze out but realizes he's stuck]

Baymax:
You have fallen.

Hiro:
[annoyed] Ya think?

Baymax:
[to Hiro, who's stuck and buried under a pile of action figures] On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate your pain?

Hiro:
[irritated] Zero.

Baymax:
It is alright to cry.

Hiro:
No! No, no, no, no, no!

Baymax:
[picks up Hiro and holds him like a baby] Crying is a natural response to pain.

Hiro:
[jumps out of Baymax's arms] I'm not crying.

Baymax:
I will scan you for injuries.

Hiro:
[firmly] DON'T scan me.

Baymax:
Scan complete.

Hiro:
Unbelievable.

Baymax:
You have sustained no injuries. However, your hormone and neurotransmitter levels indicate that you are experiencing mood swings, common in adolescence. Diagnosis: puberty.

Hiro:
[surprised] Whoa, what?

Fred:
[talking through camera] Hiro, if I could have any superpower right now, it would be the ability to crawl through this camera and give you a big hug.

Fred:
Super jump! Gravity crush! [Is blocked by the microbots] Falling hard!

Wasabi:
My brain hates my eyes for seeing this.

Hiro:
[after flying on Baymax] I am never taking the bus again.

Hiro:
[during the bot fight, mischievously] Megabot, destroy.

[last lines]

Hiro:
[narrating] We didn't set out to be superheroes. But sometimes life doesn't go the way you planned. The good thing is, my brother wanted to help a lot of people and that's what we're gonna do. Who are we?

[title card appears]

Baymax:
[Hiro is trying to get him to run] I am not fast.

Hiro:
Professor Callaghan, let him go! Is this what Abigail would have wanted?

Robert Callaghan:
[grieved and angry] Abigail is GONE!

Hiro:
This won't change anything. Trust me. I know. [Callaghan's expression softens into a look of regret]

Alistair Krei:
[scared] Listen to the kid, Callaghan. Please, l-let me go. I'll give you anything you want!

Robert Callaghan:
[enraged] I want my daughter back!

[repeated line]

Baymax:
Oh, no.

Baymax:
[upon looking at how his new armor fits over his rather round belly] I have some concerns.

Honey Lemon:
Oh, my gosh! You must be Hiro! I'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT YOU!

Honey Lemon:
No, don't push us away, Hiro. We're here for you.

Honey Lemon:
[Blows up a tower of microbots with her whole purse of chem-balls] WOO! Now THAT'S a chemical reaction!

Hiro:
Wow, that's a whole lot of tungsten carbide.

Honey Lemon:
Five hundred POUNDS of it! C'mere c'mere c'mere, you're gonna LOVE this! A dash of perchloric acid, a smidgen of cobalt, a hint of hydrogen peroxide, SUPER HEATED TO FIVE HUNDRED KELVIN, and...

[She sprays the pink mixture over the tungsten carbine]

Honey Lemon:
TADAAA! Pretty great, huh?

Hiro:
So... pink.

Honey Lemon:
Here's the best paaart!

[She touches the metal, and it disintegrates in a cloud of pink dust]

Hiro:
[impressed] Whoa!

Honey Lemon:
I know, right? Chemical metal embrittlement!

Hiro:
Actually, if we're going to catch this guy, I need to upgrade all of you.

Wasabi:
Upgrade who now?

Baymax:
Those that suffer a loss require support from friends and loved ones.

Fred:
[laughs excitedly] Oh-ho yeah, I like where this is heading...

Wasabi:
We can't go up against that guy! We're nerds!

Honey Lemon:
Hiro, we want to help, but we're just us.

Hiro:
No. You can be WAY more!

Go-Go:
Tadashi Hamada was our best friend. We're in.

Fred:
Can you feel it? You guys do you feel this? Our origin story begins. We're gonna be SUPERHEROES!!!

[Hiro talking to his friends about Yokai]

Hiro:
I don't know... We don't know anything about him.

Baymax:
His blood type is AB negative, Cholesterol levels are...

Hiro:
Baymax, you scanned him?

Baymax:
I am programmed to assess everyone's health care needs.

Hiro:
YES, I can use the data from your scan to find him!

Hiro:
It's over, Krei.

[Without his mask, Yokai stands up and turns around to Hiro, revealing he is Callaghan]

Hiro:
[shocked] P-Professor Callaghan? The explosion... you died.

Robert Callaghan:
No. I had your microbots.

[a flashback shows Callaghan using Hiro's microbots to protect himself from the fire earlier in the film]

Hiro:
But... Tadashi... You just let him die...

Robert Callaghan:
Give me the mask, Hiro.

Hiro:
He went in there to SAVE you!

Robert Callaghan:
That was HIS mistake!

[Baymax comes over to Hiro, who is feeling betrayed and angry]

Hiro:
[indicating Callaghan, darkly] Baymax... destroy!

[Callaghan looks at Baymax and Hiro, horrified]

Baymax:
My programming prevents me from injuring a human being.

Hiro:
Not anymore.

[Hiro opens Baymax's access port, removing Tadashi's health care disc and leaving only the fighting disc]

Baymax:
Hiro, this is not what...

[Hiro slams the access port closed, Baymax's eyes turn red]

Hiro:
Do it, Baymax! Destroy him!

Hiro:
Okay. If my aunt asks, we were at school all day. Got it?

Baymax:
[loudly] We jumped out a window!

Hiro:
No! Quiet! Shhh!

Baymax:
[whispering] Shhh! We jumped out a window!

Hiro:
You can't say things like that around Aunt Cass. Shhh!

Baymax:
Shhh! [Hiro walks up the stairs. Baymax tries to follow and faceplants on the first step, then pops back up] Shhh!

Cass:
Hiro? You home, sweetie?

Hiro:
Uh, that's right.

Cass:
I thought I heard you. Hi.

Hiro:
[casually] H-Hey, Aunt Cass.

Cass:
Oh, look at my little college man. Oh, I can't wait to hear all about it! Oh, and wings are almost ready.

Baymax:
Weeee!

Hiro:
[whispers] Will you be quiet!

Cass:
Yeah, weeee! Weeooh! [as Hiro desperately tries to push Baymax upstairs, unseen] All right, get ready to have your face melted! You are gonna feel these things tomorrow, you know what I'm saying? Okay, sit down, tell me everything. [She turns around and Hiro's not there]

Hiro:
[hurrying back down the stairs] Um, the thing is, since I registered so late, I've got a lot of school stuff to catch up on. [Loud thud]

Cass:
What was that?

Hiro:
Mochi. Ooh, that darn cat! [notices Mochi rubbing up against his legs]

Cass:
Well, at least take a plate for the road, okay? [Hiro quickly tosses Mochi into his room] Don't work too hard.

Hiro:
Thanks for understanding.

Baymax:
[petting Mochi] Hairy baby! Hairy baaaby!

Hiro:
All right, come on.

Baymax:
Health care, your pers... personal Baymax companion.

Hiro:
One foot in front of the other. [Baymax tries to step into his charger, and keeps missing the step]

[In a post-credits scene, Fred stands in front of the family portrait]

Fred:
Dad, I just wish I could share my accomplishments with you. You mean so much to me and, honestly I've always felt a distance, what with you being on the family island all the time and I just wish you could see how- [Fred touches the portrait and it opens, revealing a secret room. Inside is a large computer console, two sets of superhero costumes and a plethora of different gadgets. Fred enters the room and looks around. He picks up a pair of underwear]

Fred's Dad:
Fred. [Fred's Dad enters the room to reveal that he is none other than Stan "The Man" Lee] Son.

Fred:
Dad.

Fred's Dad:
[He picks up the underwear and holds them proudly] I wear 'em front. I wear 'em back.

Fred, Fred's Dad:
[Fred joins in] I go inside out. Then I go front and back.

Fred:
Dad! [Fred hugs his father happily]

Fred's Dad:
We have a *lot* to talk about!

Fred:
[singing] Six intrepid friends, led by Fred, their leader, Freeeeed! Fred's Angels, mm-mm-mm! Fred's Angels, mm-mm-mm! Harnessing the power of the sun with the ancient amulet they found in the attic! Mmm-m-mm! The amulet is green! Mmm-m-mm! It's prob'ly an emerald...

Wasabi:
Fred? I will LASER-HAND you in the face!

Wasabi:
[During the car chase] Why is he trying to kill us?

[He sticks his head out the window]

Wasabi:
Um, why are you trying to kill us?

Fred:
It's classic villain. We've seen too much!

Honey Lemon:
Let's not jump to conclusions. We don't KNOW he's trying to kill us.

Fred:
[spots a car flying towards them] CAR!

Honey Lemon:
HE'S TRYING TO KILL US!

Bot Fight MC:
Two bots enter; one bot leaves.

Tadashi:
Wow, a lot of sweet tech here today. How are you feeling?

Hiro:
You're talking to an ex-bot fighter. Takes a lot more than this to rattle me.

Go Go:
Yep, he's nervous.

Fred:
Oh, you have nothing to fear, little fella.

Honey Lemon:
He's so tense.

Hiro:
No, I'm not!

Honey Lemon:
Relax, Hiro. Your tech is amazing. Tell him, Go Go.

Go Go:
Stop whining. Woman up.

Hiro:
I'm fine!

Wasabi:
What do you need, little man? Deodorant, breath mint, fresh pair of underpants?

Go Go:
Underpants? You need serious help.

Wasabi:
Hey, I come prepared.

Fred:
I haven't done laundry in six months. One pair lasts me four days. I go front, I go back, I go inside out, then I go front and back. [Wasabi dry-heaves]

Tadashi:
Wow, that is both disgusting and awesome.

Go Go:
Don't encourage him.

Fred:
It's called recycling.

Fred:
Ah, welcome to mi casa! It's French for 'front door'.

Honey Lemon:
It's really... not.

Hiro:
People keep saying he's not really gone, as long as we remember him. But it still hurts.

Hiro:
[as toys slide off a shelf and hit him on his head] Ow!

Baymax:
On a scale of 1 to...

Hiro:
Ow!

Baymax:
On a scale...

Hiro:
Ah!

Baymax:
On a sca...

Hiro:
Oh!

Baymax:
On a scale of 1 to 10...

Hiro:
Ohhh!

Baymax:
On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your pain?

Hiro:
Ahem, zero.

[first lines]

Ringleader:
The winner, by total annihilation - Yamaaaa!

Yama:
Who's next? Who has the guts to step into the ring, with Little Yama...

Hiro:
Can I try? I have a robot. I built it myself.

Yama:
[laughs raucously]

Hiro:
[feeling Baymax's exterior] Vinyl?

Tadashi:
Yeah. I'm going for a non-threatening... huggable kinda thing.

Hiro:
[amused] Looks like a walking marshmallow.

[to Baymax]

Hiro:
No offense.

Baymax:
I am a robot. I cannot be offended.

Wasabi:
[seeing 'quarantine' sign on fencepost] Quarantine? Do you guys know what quarantine means?

Baymax:
[defining] Quarantine: Enforced isolation to prevent contamination that could lead to injury, or in some cases, death.

Wasabi:
Oh, and uh, this one has a skull face on it. A SKULL FACE!

Baymax:
[to Hiro] On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate your pain?

Hiro:
Physical?

[He glares at Tadashi]

Hiro:
Or emotional?

Baymax:
[appears behind Hiro] Hiro?

Hiro:
[screams, then sees who it is] You gave me a heart attack!

Baymax:
[rubs his hands together] My hands are equipped with defibrillators. [He moves his hands toward Hiro] Clear.

Hiro:
[alarmed] STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP! It's just an expression!

Go Go:
[riding on Baymax with the rest of the team] Killer view!

Wasabi:
Yeah, if I wasn't terrified of heights, I'd probably love this. But I'm terrified of heights, so I don't love it!

[First lines; At a Bot Fight]

Announcer:
THE WINNER, BY TOTAL ANNIHILATION... YAMA!

Yama:
Who's next?! Who has the guts to step into the ring with Little Yama?!

[People in the crowd nervously hide their robots, too scared to fight.]

Hiro:
Can I try?

[Everyone turns around to see a fourteen-year-old boy, holding a cute little robot. This is Hiro.]

Hiro:
[innocently] I have a robot. I built it myself.

[Everyone laughs at Hiro's pathetic robot.]

Announcer:
Beat it, kid. House rules: You gotta pay to play.

Hiro:
Oh. Uh... is this enough? [Holds up a handful of money]

Yama:
What's your name, little boy?

Hiro:
[shyly] Hiro. Hiro Hamada.

Yama:
Prepare your bot... Zero.

[Hiro and Yama prepare to fight.]

Announcer:
Two bots enter, one bot leaves. Fighters ready...? FIGHT!

[Hiro's robot is destroyed in seconds.]

Hiro:
That was my first fight. I-I– Ca-Can I try again?

Yama:
No one likes a sore loser, little boy. Go home.

Hiro:
I've got more money.

[He reluctantly places the rest of his money on the plate for a second fight.]

Announcer:
Fighters ready? FIGHT!

[Megabot suddenly reassembles itself. Hiro drops his "shy, innocent little boy" act.]

Hiro:
Megabot, destroy! [Grins evilly]

Tadashi:
Hiro! Get on!

Hiro:
Tadashi! Ah, perfect timing!

Tadashi:
Are you okay?

Hiro:
Yes.

Tadashi:
Are you hurt?

Hiro:
No.

Tadashi:
THEN WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, KNUCKLEHEAD!?

[Tadashi just saved Hiro who was at a Bot Fight.]

Tadashi:
Bot Fighting is illegal. You're gonna get yourself arrested!

Hiro:
Bot Fighting is NOT illegal! Betting on Bot Fighting, that's– that's illegal. But, SO lucrative! [Holds out a fat wad of cash he won from the Bot Fight] I'm on a roll, big brother! [Throws arms up victoriously] AND THERE IS NO STOPPING ME!

[Tadashi suddenly stops as police cars pull up in front of them.]

Tadashi:
Oh, no...

[Hiro and Tadashi walk out of the police department after getting arrested.]

Hiro and Tadashi:
[Shamefully] Hi, Aunt Cass.

Cass:
[Worried] Are you guys okay? Tell me you're okay!

Hiro:
We're fine.

Tadashi:
We're okay.

Cass:
Oh, good. [She grabs them both by the ear and drags them to the car.] THEN WHAT WERE YOU TWO KNUCKLEHEADS THINKING?!

[Wasabi shows Hiro his very organized table of tools.]

Hiro:
[Sarcastically] Wow. How do you find anything in this mess?

Wasabi:
I have a system. There's a place for every thing, everything in its place.

GoGo:
[Suddenly grabs a wrench, messing up Wasabi's "system"] Need this!

Wasabi:
[Freaking out] Hey, you can't do that! This is anarchy! SOCIETY HAS RULES! [Chases after GoGo]

Honey Lemon:
[listening to music on her earbuds while rolling a huge ball of tungsten carbide onto a lift, squeezing past Hiro and Tadashi] EXCUSE ME! Coming through! [sees Tadashi] Tadashi! [notices Hiro and her smile grows even wider] Oh, my gosh! You must be Hiro! [shouting because of her music] I've heard so much about you! [removes her earbuds and kisses Hiro on both cheeks] Perfect timing! Perfect timing! [uses the lift to elevate the ball]

Hiro:
That's a whole lot of tungsten carbide.

Honey Lemon:
Four! Hundred! Pounds of it! C'mere, c'mere, c'mere, c'mere! [enthusiastically drags Hiro to a large kit filled with various liquid chemicals at the ready] You're gonna love this! A dash of perchloric acid, a smidge of cobalt, a hint of hydrogen peroxide [takes out a small hand-held flamethrower and heats up the formula] super-heated to 500 Kelvin, and... [sprays the pink formula around the ball then uses magnetic force to attract it onto the ball] TA-DA! It's pretty great, huh?

Hiro:
[not really knowing what to say] So... pink.

Honey Lemon:
Here's the best part! [lightly touches the ball with her finger. Instantly, the ball explodes into a cloud of pink dust]

Hiro:
Whoa!

Honey:
[covered in pink dust] I know, right? Chemical metal embrittlement!

Tadashi:
Not bad, Honey Lemon.

[Hiro is inspecting Baymax for the first time. He pokes Baymax's back.]

Hiro:
Vinyl?

Tadashi:
Yeah, I'm goin' for a non-threatening... huggable kind of thing.

Hiro:
Looks like a walking marshmallow. [To Baymax] No offense.

Baymax:
I am a robot. I cannot be offended.

Hiro:
[Examining his eyes] Hyperspectral cameras?

Tadashi:
Yep.

Hiro:
Huh. [Pushes his face into Baymax's belly, examining his skeleton] Titanium skeleton.

Tadashi:
[Correcting] Carbon-fiber.

Hiro:
Right, even lighter. Killer actuators. Where did you get those?

Tadashi:
Ah, machined 'em right here, in house.

Hiro:
Really?

Tadashi:
Yep. He can lift a thousand pounds.

Hiro:
[Awe] Shut up.

Baymax:
You have been a good boy. [Pulls out a lollipop] Have a lollipop!

Hiro:
Nice? [Takes the lollipop]

Baymax:
I cannot deactivate until you say: You are satisfied with your care.

Hiro:
Well then, I'm satisfied with my care.

Tadashi:
He's gonna help a lot of people.

[outside SFIT]

Tadashi:
We gotta hurry if you wanna catch that Bot Fight.

Hiro:
[frantic] I have to go here! I-if I don't go to this nerd school, I'm gonna lose my mind! How do I get in?

[Tadashi smiles. Sometime later, in Hiro and Tadashi's room...]

Tadashi:
Every year, the school has a student showcase. You come up with something that blows Callaghan away, you're in. But it's gotta be great.

Hiro:
[confidently] Trust me, it will be. [Cut to Hiro banging his head on the desk that's covered with crumpled up balls of paper.] Nothing! No ideas! Useless! Empty! Brain!

Tadashi:
[jokingly] Wow. Washed up at fourteen. So sad.

Hiro:
I got nothing! I'm done! I'm never getting in!

Tadashi:
Hey, I'm not giving up on you.

[Tadashi grabs Hiro by the ankles and hangs him upside-down over his shoulders. He begins jumping around the room, with Hiro flopping behind him.]

Hiro:
AHH? What are you doing?!

Tadashi:
Shake things up! Use that big brain of yours to think your way out!

Hiro:
What?

Tadashi:
Look for a new angle.

[Hiro decides to humor him. He looks around the room from a new angle and spots Megabot. He gets an idea.]

[Hiro was accepted into SFIT.]

Hiro:
I know what you're gonna say: [Imitates Tadashi] "I should be proud of myself 'cause I'm finally using my gift for something important."

Tadashi:
No, no, I was just gonna tell you your fly was down for the whole show.

Hiro:
Ha, ha, hilarious. [Looks down to find out his fly is indeed down] WHAT?! [He zips up his pants and elbows Tadashi for not telling him sooner. Tadashi laughs.]

Tadashi:
[Warmly] Welcome to nerd school... nerd.

Hiro:
Hey, I, um, I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for you, so... y-you know, thanks for not giving up on me.

Baymax:
[Approaches Hiro after activating in his bedroom] Hello. I am Baymax, your personal healthcare companion.

Hiro:
[Surprised] Uh, hey. Bay-Baymax, I didn't know you were still... active.

Baymax:
I heard a sound of distress. What seems to be the trouble?

Hiro:
Oh, I just stubbed my toe a little. I'm fine.

Baymax:
On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate your pain?

Hiro:
A zero? I'm-I'm okay, really. Thanks. You can shrink now.

Baymax:
Does it hurt when I touch it? [Reaches down to touch Hiro's foot]

Hiro:
No, no, no, that's okay. No, no touching. I'm fi–

[He trips over a toolbox and falls backwards into the space between his bed and his desk. He tries to squeeze out but realizes he's stuck.]

Baymax:
You have fallen.

Hiro:
Ya think?

[Hiro tries to get himself up by grabbing onto a shelf with toy robots on it. The shelf breaks, and the robots fall on Hiro one-by-one. Each time Hiro says "Ow", Baymax asks him how he would rate his pain.]

Baymax:
On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate your pain?

Hiro:
[Irritated] Zero.

Baymax:
It is alright to cry.

Hiro:
No! No, no, no, no, no!

Baymax:
[Picks up Hiro and cradles him like a baby] Crying is a natural response to pain.

Hiro:
[Jumps out of Baymax's arms] I'm not crying!

Baymax:
I will scan you for injuries.

Hiro:
[Firmly] DON'T scan me.

Baymax:
Scan complete.

Hiro:
Unbelievable!

Baymax:
You have sustained no injuries. However, your hormone and neurotransmitter levels indicate that you are experiencing mood swings, common in adolescence. Diagnosis: puberty.

Hiro:
[Surprised] Whoa, what?!

[Hiro and Baymax are at the police department reporting the guy who attacked them.]

Officer Gerson:
All right, let me get this straight: A man in a Kabuki mask attacked you with an army of miniature flying robots?

Hiro:
[Correcting shakily] Microbots.

Officer Gerson:
[Typing] Mi-cro-bots.

Hiro:
Yeah! He was controlling them telepathically with a neural-cranial transmitter.

Officer Gerson:
[Skeptical] So Mr. Kabuki was using... ESP to attack you and... Balloon Man?

[Hiro is sneaking a low-battery and loopy Baymax into his house without his aunt noticing.]

Hiro:
Okay. If my aunt asks, we were at school all day. Got it?

Baymax:
[Loopy] WE JUMPED OUT A WINDOW!

Hiro:
No! Quiet! Shh!

Baymax:
[Trying and failing to whisper] Shh! We jumped out a window!

Hiro:
[Whispering] You can't say things like that around Aunt Cass? Shh...

Baymax:
Shh...

[Hiro walks up the stairs. Baymax tries to follow and face-plants on the first step, then pops back up]

Baymax:
Shh!

Cass:
Hiro? You home, sweetie?

Hiro:
Uh... that's right!

Cass:
I thought I heard you. Hi.

[She walks over to the stairs, where Hiro is casually leaning against the rail.]

Hiro:
[Nervously] H-Hey, Aunt Cass.

Cass:
Oh, look at my little college man. Oh, I can't wait to hear all about it! Oh, and wings are almost ready.

Baymax:
Weeee!

[Hiro does a double take, then quickly pushes Baymax out of sight.]

Hiro:
[Whispering] Will you be quiet!

Cass:
[Thinking it was Hiro] Yeah, wiiiiings! Weeooh!

[As Hiro desperately tries to bring Baymax up to his room, unseen]

Cass:
All right, get ready to have your face melted! You are gonna feel these things tomorrow, you know what I'm saying? Okay, sit down, tell me everything.

[She turns around and Hiro's not there]

Hiro:
[Hurrying back down the stairs] Um, the thing is, since I registered so late, I've got a lot of school stuff to catch up on.

[Loud thud from upstairs, Hiro freezes]

Cass:
What was that?

Hiro:
[Thinks up an answer] ...Mochi! Ooh, that darn cat!

[He looks down to see Mochi rubbing up against his legs]

Cass:
Well, at least take a plate for the road, okay?

[Hiro quickly tosses Mochi up the stairs before Aunt Cass can see him]

Cass:
Don't work too hard.

Hiro:
Thanks for understanding.

[He walks up into his room.]

[Baymax is wearing his new green armor.]

Baymax:
I have some concerns. This armor may undermine my non-threatening, huggable design.

Hiro:
That's kinda the idea, buddy. You look sick!

Baymax:
I cannot be sick. I am a robot.

Hiro:
It's just an expression.

[Hiro downloaded Karate skills into Baymax's database so they can apprehend Yokai.]

Baymax:
I fail to see how Karate makes me a better healthcare companion.

Hiro:
You wanna keep me healthy, don't you? [Hold up a wooden board] Punch this. [Baymax punches the board, splitting it in two.] Yes! [Cut to montage of Baymax using Karate moves] Hammer fist! [Using the hammer fist move, Baymax destroys three boards of wood.] Side kick! [Baymax destroys a large wooden structure with one side kick. Hiro's excitement grows.] Knife hand! [Baymax uses knife hand to destroy more wood] BACK KICK! [More wood destroyed] [overly-excited] GUMMY BEARS! [Baymax gets a bag of Gummy Bears out of the vending machine.] Yes!

[The gang is being chased by Yokai.]

Fred:
[examining Yokai] That mask... the black suit-- We're under attack from a super-villain, people! I mean, how cool is that?! I mean, it's scary, obviously, but how cool!

[Wasabi suddenly slams on the brakes and stops the car.]

GoGo:
Why are we stopped?!

Wasabi:
The light's red!

GoGo:
THERE ARE NO RED LIGHTS IN A CAR CHASE!

[The light turns green and Wasabi speeds the car back up.]

Wasabi:
Why's he trying to kill us?! [Looks out the car window to Yokai] Um... Why are you trying to kill us?

Fred:
It's classic villain! We've seen too much!

Honey:
[Trying to stay positive] Let's not jump to conclusions! We don't know he's trying to kill us.

[Yokai throws a car at them.]

Fred:
CAR!

Honey:
HE'S TRYING TO KILL US!

[The car swerves out of the way.]

GoGo:
[incredulous] Did you just put your blinker on?!

Wasabi:
You have to indicate your turn! It's the LAW!

[GoGo glares, fed up with the "safe driving".]

GoGo:
THAT'S... IT.

[She takes her gum out of her mouth and sticks in on the dashboard, then pushes Wasabi's seat back. Hiro stares at her in slight fear. Her actions mean one thing:
It's her turn to drive.]

[The gang is trapped in a tunnel of Microbots with the end closing fast. GoGo slams on the accelerator, speeding towards the closing hole.]

Wasabi:
We're not gonna make it!

Honey:
We're gonna make it!

Wasabi:
We're not gonna make it!

Honey:
We're gonna make it!

Wasabi:
WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT!

Honey:
WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT?

[The car shoots through the hole, and they all scream. The car lands on the pier, and they're safe.]

Wasabi:
WE MADE IT! YEAH!

[Fred walks up to a huge mansion.]

Hiro:
Fred, w-where are you going?

Fred:
Oh! Welcome to mi casa! That's French for "front door".

Honey:
It's really...not.

GoGo:
Listen, nitwit, A lunatic in a mask just tried to kill us, I'm not in the mood for any–

[Suddenly, a butler walks through the door.]

Heathcliff:
Welcome home, Master Fredrick.

Fred:
Heathcliff! My man!

[The others just stand there, mouths agape in shock.]

Fred:
Come on in, guys. We'll be safe in here. Gimme some! [Heathcliff fist-bumps him]

[Hiro makes a sketch of the bird symbol he saw.]

Hiro:
Does this symbol mean anything to you guys? [shows the picture to the others.]

Fred:
[Raises his hand] Yes! It's a bird!

[Hiro finds out that Baymax scanned Yokai.]

Hiro:
Yes! Ha-ha! I can use the data from your scan to find him!

GoGo:
Uh, you'd have to scan everyone in San Fransokyo, and that might take, I don't know, forever.

Hiro:
No. No, no, no, I– I just have to look for another angle. [Gets an idea] Got it! I'll scan the whole city at the same time. I just have to upgrade Baymax's sensor. [Gets an even better idea] Actually, if we're gonna catch this guy, I need to upgrade all of you.

Wasabi:
Upgrade who, now?

Baymax:
Those who suffer a loss require support from friends and loved ones.

Fred:
Ho-ho! Okay, I like where this is heading!

Wasabi:
We can't go against that guy! We're nerds!

Honey:
Hiro, we want to help, but we're just...us.

Hiro:
No, you can be...way more.

GoGo:
Tadashi Hamada was our best friend. We're in.

Fred:
[Excited] Ha-ha! Can you feel it?! You guys, do you feel this?! Our origin story begins! WE'RE GONNA BE SUPERHEROES!

Hiro Hamada:
[Trailer] We've gotta catch that guy. But first, you're [Baymax] gonna need some upgrades.

Hiro Hamada:
[To Tadashi, sarcastically] Oh, great! I get to see your nerd lab!

Hiro Hamada:
[After Tadashi shows him his school] I have to go here! I-if I don't go to this nerd school, I'm gonna lose my mind! How do I get in?

Hiro Hamada:
[To his teammates] Listen up! Use those big brains of yours to think your way around the problem! Look for a new angle!

Hiro Hamada:
Our programming prevents us from injuring a human being.

Baymax:
[official catchphrase] Hello, I am Baymax, your personal healthcare companion.

Baymax:
[Repeated line] I cannot deactivate until you say you are satisfied with your care.

Baymax:
[Loopy] I'm Healthcare, your personal baymax companion.

Baymax:
WE JUMPED OUT A WINDOW!

Baymax:
[Petting Mochi the cat] Hairy baby! Hairy baaaabyyyy.

Baymax:
[After stopping Hiro from walking off the pier] Always wait one hour after eating before swimming.

Baymax:
[After saving Hiro from falling out of a moving car] Seat belts save lives. [Fastens Hiro's seat belt] Buckle up every time.

Baymax:
Hiro, I will always be with you.

Tadashi Hamada:
Shake things up! Use that big brain of yours to think your way out! Look for a new angle.

Tadashi Hamada:
[Last words; To Hiro] Callaghan's in there. Someone has to help.

Tadashi Hamada:
[To Baymax, after another failed test] I'm not giving up on you. You don't understand this yet, but people need you. So let's get back to work.

Fred:
[Trailer] Whoo-hoo! Science! It's the reason we know more!

Fred:
Yes! Nothing is better than free food! Unless it's moldy!

Fred:
My name is Fred, and it has been thirty days since my last– HOLY MOTHER OF MEGAZON!

Fred:
It's like spooning a warm marshmallow.

Fred:
[Testing out his new suit] Super jump! SUPER JUMP! I BREATHE FIRE!

Fred:
[Seeing Baymax in his new armor] He's glorious!

Fred:
Rocket fist make Freddie so happy!

Fred:
It's Fred Time.

Fred:
Hello, sign! Care to go for a little spin? [Escapes a microbot trap by spinning a sign and using it as a buzzsaw]

Fred:
[Fighting Microbots with spinning signs] Double sign-spin! [He lights the signs on fire] NOW MY SIGNS ARE ON FIRE!

Gogo Tomago:
Welcome to the nerd lab.

Gogo Tomago:
[To a nervous Hiro before the showcase] Stop whining, woman up.

Gogo Tomago:
[Referring to Baymax in his green armor] Uh, why is he wearing carbon-fiber underpants?

Gogo Tomago:
[Seeing Fred's mansion for the first time] I thought you lived under a bridge.

Gogo Tomago:
[As a battle cry] WOMAN UP! [Destroys a tower of Microbots]

Wasabi:
[When Yokai throws a pile of junk at him and the others, Wasabi squeals in a high-pitched voice in fear] OH MY GOSH! Oh, no! [He then realizes that he's not dead and Baymax is holding back the junk]

Wasabi:
If I wasn't just attacked by a guy in a kabuki mask, I think this would be the weirdest thing I've seen today.

Wasabi:
Anybody else's suit riding up on 'em?

Wasabi:
Fred, I will laser hand you in the face!

Wasabi:
[Confronting Yokai] Hey? Uh, you wanna dance, masked man?

Wasabi:
[Attacking towers of Microbots with his laser arms] Ha-ha! These are green blades of fury!

Honey Lemon:
Okay, okay, photo, photo! Everybody say "Hiro"!

Honey Lemon:
Let's do this, Freddy!

Honey Lemon:
[After using her whole purse of chem-balls to blow up a tower of Microbots] WHOO! NOW THAT'S A CHEMICAL REACTION!

Baymax:
[Upon fist-bumping] Balalala lalalala!