Big Hero 62014

Baymax:
[Approaches Hiro after activating in his bedroom] Hello. I am Baymax, your personal healthcare companion.

Hiro:
[Surprised] Uh, hey. Bay-Baymax, I didn't know you were still... active.

Baymax:
I heard a sound of distress. What seems to be the trouble?

Hiro:
Oh, I just stubbed my toe a little. I'm fine.

Baymax:
On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate your pain?

Hiro:
A zero? I'm-I'm okay, really. Thanks. You can shrink now.

Baymax:
Does it hurt when I touch it? [Reaches down to touch Hiro's foot]

Hiro:
No, no, no, that's okay. No, no touching. I'm fi–

[He trips over a toolbox and falls backwards into the space between his bed and his desk. He tries to squeeze out but realizes he's stuck.]

Baymax:
You have fallen.

Hiro:
Ya think?

[Hiro tries to get himself up by grabbing onto a shelf with toy robots on it. The shelf breaks, and the robots fall on Hiro one-by-one. Each time Hiro says "Ow", Baymax asks him how he would rate his pain.]

Baymax:
On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate your pain?

Hiro:
[Irritated] Zero.

Baymax:
It is alright to cry.

Hiro:
No! No, no, no, no, no!

Baymax:
[Picks up Hiro and cradles him like a baby] Crying is a natural response to pain.

Hiro:
[Jumps out of Baymax's arms] I'm not crying!

Baymax:
I will scan you for injuries.

Hiro:
[Firmly] DON'T scan me.

Baymax:
Scan complete.

Hiro:
Unbelievable!

Baymax:
You have sustained no injuries. However, your hormone and neurotransmitter levels indicate that you are experiencing mood swings, common in adolescence. Diagnosis: puberty.

Hiro:
[Surprised] Whoa, what?!