Black Dynamite

Black Dynamite

Black Dynamite is a 2009 American blaxploitation action comedy film starring Michael Jai White, Tommy Davidson, and Salli Richardson. The film was directed by Scott Sanders and co-written by White, Sanders, and Byron Minns, who also co-stars. The plot centers on former CIA agent Black Dynamite, who must avenge his brother's death while cleaning the streets of a new drug that is ravaging the community. The film is a parody of the blaxploitation genre. It had a trailer and funding even before a script was written. Black Dynamite was shot in 20 days in Super 16 format. The film was released in the United States on October 16, 2009, for only two weeks (with an "official" premiere at the Toronto After Dark film festival) and was well received by critics. It was released on home video on February 16, 2010.

Year:
2011
2,495 Views

Black Dynamite:
To what do I owe this visit, Dennis Flynn? And why are you here?

Dennis Flynn:
[Turns on slide projector] Fifteen years ago, the school system in this country was totally in the bomb dropper.

Black Dynamite:
You mean the shitter.

Dennis Flynn:
Exactly.

Black Dynamite:
Go on.

Dennis Flynn:
Personnel was scarce and funds were tight. So the CIA started a covert op designed to educate kids with hardly any money or people.

Black Dynamite:
Hmm... the puppet show.

Dennis Flynn:
That's right, Black Dynamite. This is TF Kurtis, a.k.a. That Frog Kurtis. One of the most outstanding educators this country ever produced.

Black Dynamite:
That Frog Kurtis made me the moral citizen I am today. He taught me all them important sh*t like 'flim is not given a hoot' and 'if anyone can prevent forest fires, it's me'.

Dennis Flynn:
I know that, Black Dynamite. [Extinguishes cigar] That's why I'm here. Now our Intel suggests that That Frog Kurtis has gone rogue.

[Shocked look on Black Dynamite's face]

Dennis Flynn:
We don't know what he's planning, but we do know it's big. And it's scheduled to go down tomorrow at 7 a.m. on national TV. We need you to stop him before it's...

Black Dynamite:
What part of the phrase, 'Black Dynamite ain't f***in' with you honkies from the CIA no more,' is it you honkies from the CIA don't understand?

Dennis Flynn:
This isn't about the honkies, Black Dynamite! It's about the children.

Black Dynamite:
You know what, Dennis Flynn? I never told nobody this, but I used to be a children.

[Black Dynamite and his gang are tied up, and TF Kurtis makes his appearance]

Black Dynamite:
That Frog Kurtis?

TF Kurtis:
No! It's That King Pimp Kurtis now, muthaf***er! Ribbit, muthaf***er! Ribbit! And I guess you're supposed to be that supernigga Black Dynamite!

[Stone cold look on Black Dynamite's face]

TF Kurtis:
So-so-so-so-so-so-so-so, so it's not true?

Black Dynamite:
No, it is true. It's just that no puppet ever called me a nigga before. Now what kind of diabolical dirt are you planning with these kids?

TF Kurtis:
Oh, I got your diabolical dirt right here [points at crotch] . Diabolical these nuts [grabs crotch] in yo face! [Snaps fingers, then pauses] I know you hear me snappin'! I know you hear me snappin'!

[Two girls appear, handing TF Kurtis some dollar bills]

TF Kurtis:
Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Wait a minute, ho. What's this? You know my money's supposed to be folded, not rolleded, b*tch! [Throws rolled money at girl on left]

Cream Corn:
Man, you ain't pimpin'! Those little itty bitty children are kids! Where yo b*tches at?

TF Kurtis:
These kids my goddamn b*tches. I make you my b*tch too, if you keep runnin' yo muthaf***in' mouth! You ever been slapped across the muthaf***in' face by with a frog dick, huh?

Cream Corn:
Oh hell no! You ain't no...

[TF Kurtis slaps Cream Corn across the face with his penis, causing him to scream]

TF Kurtis:
What was that? I couldn't hear that sound. It sounded like you had a frog dick in your mouth.

Black Dynamite:
Why, That Frog Kurtis? Why?

TF Kurtis:
Why? Why? You know, I think it's time for big Black Dynamite to learn a little lesson.


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