Hotel Mario

Bowser:
[watching Mario and Luigi walk down a path] Hoo ha ha ha ha! [he hides]

Mario:
Nice of the Princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh Luigi?

Luigi:
I hope she made lots of spaghetti!

Mario:
Luigi, look! [points to a letter on the door] It's from Bowser! [reads] Dear pesky plumbers; the Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom! The Princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa Hotels! I dare you to find her if you can! [turns to Luigi] We gotta find the Princess!

Luigi:
[pointing at the screen/player] And you gotta help us!

Mario:
[talking to player] If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book.

Mario:
Looks kind of peaceful.

Luigi:
Looks are decieving when Koopas are involved.

Mario:
It's hard to see through those clouds. I hope we can get rid of 'em. [breaking the fourth wall] Get the hint?

Mario:
[looking into a cave] Gee, i-i-it's kinda dark.

Luigi:
You find a light?

Mario:
No.

Luigi:
Well, maybe a Koopa will lend us his, if we *persuade* him.

Mario:
Hey, you! Get offa my cloud!

Mario:
You know what they say: "All toasters toast toast!"

Mario:
Remember, when there's smoke...

Luigi:
There's fire!

Mario:
[When the timer is running out] Gotta be quick!

Mario:
[Breaks a piggy bank open] So this is where Wendy's hid the real coins!

Princess Peach:
[Mario and Luigi rescued Princess Peach] Thanks to you two, I can safely rule the Mushroom Kingdom, free from the terrible Koopa King. [She kisses Mario and Luigi while the sigh passionately] [to the player] And my thanks to you to!

Mario, Luigi:
[Waving at the player, in unison] Your the best player ever!

Mario:
[after finding a protective spray on substance] Ah ha! Maybe this will stop that lizard king from playing with the doors. [Starts spraying the substance on himself]