Hotel Mario1994

Bowser:
[watching Mario and Luigi walk down a path] Hoo ha ha ha ha! [he hides]

Mario:
Nice of the Princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh Luigi?

Luigi:
I hope she made lots of spaghetti!

Mario:
Luigi, look! [points to a letter on the door] It's from Bowser! [reads] Dear pesky plumbers; the Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom! The Princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa Hotels! I dare you to find her if you can! [turns to Luigi] We gotta find the Princess!

Luigi:
[pointing at the screen/player] And you gotta help us!

Mario:
[talking to player] If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book.