K-On!

Ritsu Tainaka:
As for Mio she's apparently has her own fan club now.

Tsumugi Kotobuki:
Ah amazing!

Ritsu Tainaka:
But I'm afraid she's kind of out of commission for the moment.

Mio Akiyama:
Panties... Panties... No one will ever want to marry me now...

Mio Akiyama:
Has all the equipment been carried over

Yui Hirasawa:
Mio-chan!

Ritsu Tainaka:
You got your nerves under control?

Tsumugi Kotobuki:
Here you are. [Mugi gives Mio a cup of tea]

Ritsu Tainaka:
Surprising considering you were against doing the vocals.

Mio Akiyama:
Get real. I'm not a baby you know. I can't let my self freak out over every little thing forever. [Mio raises her cup to sip her tea and her hands shake uncontrollably]

Ritsu Tainaka, Tsumugi Kotobuki, Yui Hirasawa:
Oh yeah she's totally freaking out.

Ritsu Tainaka:
Oh that's right we need to come up with a spiel.

Yui Hirasawa:
What is a spiel?

Ritsu Tainaka:
Intros and stuff. You know like when the band banters with the crowd between songs at a concert.

Yui Hirasawa:
Oh, right, right!

Ritsu Tainaka:
[Ritsu stands and starts pretending like she's speaking to the audience] Hey everybody, how are you doing? The light music club would like to welcome you to our very first show ever today! Now let's introduce our members. [introducing Yui] Guitar! You can always find her slacking on her days off, if it's sweet leave it to me she always says, it's the Devil may care fairy, Yui! [Yui imitates playing a guitar] And on keyboard, she's your girl when it comes to fine snack foods, she has the graceful lively natural airhead of a rich girl, give a big hand to, Mugi! [Mugi imitates playing a keyboard] And on bass and vocals! Scary and gory stories are most definitely not her thing, she's the dawn of the Light Music Club, the dangerous queen, it's Mio! [SMACK] OW!

Mio Akiyama:
[Mio just hit Ritsu] Who are you calling dangerous, huh?

Ritsu Tainaka:
You just proved my point!

Ritsu Tainaka:
And last but not least, me! Fair of face and figure and mind, she's everybody's idol with her sunny smile, give a big hand to me, Ritsu! [SMACK]

Mio Akiyama:
[Mio hit Ritsu again] Quit tooting your own horn!

Mio Akiyama:
Oh Ritsu please do the vocals for me!

Ritsu Tainaka:
If I did that who would play the drums then?

Mio Akiyama:
I'll play them please!

Ritsu Tainaka:
Then whose suppose to play the bass?

Mio Akiyama:
I'll play the bass too, please!

Ritsu Tainaka:
Have it your way, I'd love to see how you're gonna pull that off!

Mio Akiyama:
[begging] Ritsu, Ritsu...

Ritsu Tainaka:
Would you please get off me, Mio!

Sawako Yamanka:
[the girls discovered Sawako's wild side] Well played you found me out. It's true I was once a light music club member.

Tsumugi Kotobuki:
I never suspected.

Yui Hirasawa:
Does that mean this is you? [Yui plays the tape]

Sawako Yamanka:
[on the tape] I've been waiting for you people to arrive! Now die!

Sawako Yamanka:
[embarrassed] Stop it I'm so ashamed! [Sawako sees Mio cowering next to her]

Mio Akiyama:
I'm not listening, I'm not listening...

Ritsu Tainaka:
You're still dragging out that shtick?

Tsumugi Kotobuki:
You were playing the guitar too?

Yui Hirasawa:
Hey right, play something! [Yui gives her guitar to Sawako] Don't be shy.

Sawako Yamanka:
No I can't I can't! The characteristic weight of a Les Paul's mahogany and maple... [Sawako strikes a cord] this dulcet tone, full of sweetly distorted harmonics from it's humbucker pickup...

Yui Hirasawa:
Miss Yamanaka?...

Ritsu Tainaka:
[sinister chuckle] What the hell?

Yui Hirasawa, Mio Akiyama, Tsumugi Kotobuki, Ritsu Tainaka:
Her expression's changed!

Mio Akiyama:
[Sawako starts playing the guitar wildly] She's shredding!

Tsumugi Kotobuki:
She's tapping!

Ritsu Tainaka:
She's Hendrix-ing!

Yui Hirasawa:
Oh no my poor little guitar!

Sawako Yamanka:
You punks! You've been using the music room like it was yours!

Yui Hirasawa, Mio Akiyama, Tsumugi Kotobuki, Ritsu Tainaka:
We're so sorry!

Sawako Yamanka:
In the first place you four... [Sawko snaps out of her trance] Did you all see that?

Yui Hirasawa, Mio Akiyama, Tsumugi Kotobuki, Ritsu Tainaka:
Uh-hu.

Sawako Yamanka:
I swore to my self I'd put on a ladylike front when I became a teacher...

Ritsu Tainaka:
Yeah but Miss...

Sawako Yamanka:
All of this began eight long years ago...

Ritsu Tainaka:
What she's narrating all of a sudden?

Ritsu Tainaka:
What kind of music do you like to play? What's your all time favorite band? What guitarists do you like?

Yui Hirasawa:
[thinking] I have to tell them, I can't really play the guitar. [aloud] G-G-G...

Mio Akiyama:
Oh are you trying to say Jimi Hendrix?

Yui Hirasawa:
No it's not - I mean - I don't...

Mio Akiyama:
Jimmy Paige then?

Yui Hirasawa:
No, no no I...

Mio Akiyama:
Jeff Beck?

Yui Hirasawa:
[thinking] Are there really this many guitarists who's names start with J?

Ritsu Tainaka:
[Mugi looks very excited] What's up...

Tsumugi Kotobuki:
[speaking English] Just a moment please!

Ritsu Tainaka:
What's with the English?

Yui Hirasawa:
I really am sorry you guys. Now that I think about... I'm always causing trouble for you. And it's always at important times like this.

Mio Akiyama:
You should at least tie your tie.

Ritsu Tainaka:
We all think you're the greatest, Yui.

Yui Hirasawa:
When we started the light music club we said that our slogan was going to be "Budokan or bust!" We worked after school jobs together so I could buy Geeta. We had tea in the clubroom together and talked about everything. We had training camps at Mugi-chan's summer homes and looked for a new student who would join the club. I can't really say we devoted our selves wholeheartedly to practicing, but right now, for us standing here on this stage this auditorium is our Budokan, and we'll sing our hearts out to the very end! "Fuwa Fuwa Time", guys!

Mio Akiyama:
[the group becomes suspicious at Yui's playing] Yui...

Ui Hirasawa:
[posing as Yui] Yes?

Mio Akiyama:
Our sound is way too tight, it's never ever felt like that before!

Ritsu Tainaka:
All of a sudden you're playing way too on the beat! What happened?

Ui Hirasawa:
N-not a thing...

Tsumugi Kotobuki:
The moon has turned to blood.

Azusa Nakano:
So what's the problem if our sound is tight than that's a good thing! If you ask me that's the best we've ever played.

Ui Hirasawa:
Yeah yeah, I think we should listen to Azusa!

Tsumugi Kotobuki:
Guess you're right.

Ritsu Tainaka:
I suppose we were just thrown through a loop.

Ui Hirasawa:
Miss Ritsu you and Miss Tsumugi just worry too much.

Ritsu Tainaka:
Miss Ritsu?

Tsumugi Kotobuki:
Miss Tsumugi?

Sawako Yamanka:
[suddenly appearing from nowhere] It's time you dropped the masquerade, Ui-chan.

Ritsu Tainaka:
When did you? Wha...

Ritsu Tainaka, Tsumugi Kotobuki, Azusa Nakano, Mio Akiyama:
Ui-chan?

Sawako Yamanka:
You may be able to fool others but you can't fool me. Your b*obs are bigger than Yui-chan's!

Ui Hirasawa:
I-I-I haven't the slightest idea what you're talking about!

Azusa Nakano:
Okay, call me by my nickname then!

Ui Hirasawa:
A-Azusa Number 2!

Azusa Nakano:
An imposter!

Ritsu Tainaka:
Hey what happened to Mio?

Yui Hirasawa:
Oh if you're looking for Mio, she's still huddled in terror over there.

Ritsu Tainaka:
Would you come back here?

Yui Hirasawa:
Ri-chan, does this raise any theories?

Ritsu Tainaka:
What this appears to be is a sinister plot by the student council to drive weak clubs into being disbanded!

Yui Hirasawa:
I know you're really a pure hearted person, Nadoka-chan, please snap out of it!

Nodoka Manabe:
What are you talking about, maybe you just didn't submit a club activites application form.

Tsumugi Kotobuki:
Club activities application?

Ritsu Tainaka:
It's the first I've heard of this form!

Mio Akiyama:
No it's not!

Yui Hirasawa:
It's no use I just can't concentrate any more.

Mio Akiyama:
Come on now, Yui it's only been 30 minutes since we started working.

Tsumugi Kotobuki:
Yui when we're done studying we can all eat this cake that I brought so hang in there a while longer, okay?

Mio Akiyama:
[Yui gets motivated and starts blazing through her homework] Attagirl Mugi.