Keopi peurinseu 1-hojeom

Choi Han Kyul:
Are you going to cheer me up again? If you come on to me, you are dead.

Go Eun Chan:
If I was a girl, how would you feel? If I was a girl, could we go out?

Choi Han Kyul:
I'm really thankful that you're not a girl.

Go Eun Chan:
Why?

Choi Han Kyul:
If a kid like you who is out of your mind tells me that you like me and stuff and comes at me asking me to go out with you, it is a headache.

Go Eun Chan:
I like you, President.

Choi Han Kyul:
What?

Go Eun Chan:
I said I like you, President... but I shouldn't be like that, right, because we're both men?

Choi Han Kyul:
[to himself] This kid is playing a prank on me again. Hey!

Go Eun Chan:
That's why I'm trying to get over you. Jut leave me alone!

Psychiatrist:
Have you kissed? The urge to become a woman, the urge to wear make-up - since when did the symptom of your heart fluttering whenever you see a guy start?

Choi Han Kyul:
I don't have those urges...

Psychiatrist:
[writing] Unconditionally, he feels his heart flutter whenever he sees a guy...

Choi Han Kyul:
Excuse me. I'll come back later.

Psychiatrist:
You'll be fine if you take your medicine. I'll give you some for three days.

Go Eun Chan:
Whenever I meet you, I always feel like I am receiving a Christmas present.

Han Kyul's Grandmother:
How can a boy look so pretty? He very social. He won't starve to death.

Han Kyul's Father:
Choi Han-kyul. If you're not busy, have a drink before you leave. Come work for me starting next week. You're no longer young to waste your time on useless things. You can't live just doing what you want to do. The world is not so easy...

Choi Han Kyul:
You don't know very well what I want to do. Do you know this? This is the first time you asked me to have a drink with you. I was wondering what you were going to say, but you're scolding me again. I will be leaving now.

Han Kyul's Father:
I made a position in the marketing department for you.

Choi Han Kyul:
I can't drink hard liquor like this. I get knocked out after just one sip. Like my promise with Grandma, I'm going to New York after three months.

Choi Han Kyul:
If you were going to live ignoring me like this, you shouldn't have brought me here.

Choi Han Kyul:
You're gay, right? - but I'm not, so stop seducing me.

Choi Han Kyul:
Go Eun-chan, why are the two of us men?

Jin Ha Rim:
With what thought did you come to work?

Go Eun Chan:
[to customer] What would you like?

Customer:
Coffee, please.

Go Eun Chan:
Coffee? Iced coffee?

Customer:
Yes.

Jin Ha Rim:
Don't you know that only men can work here at Prince?

Go Eun Chan:
Even when I quit when I have to, I thought I had to convey my sincerity.

Jin Ha Rim:
Ah, seriously. You're really shameless. "

Hong Gae Sik:
I'm telling you she is not the type to meet guys for money. She is a really, really good girl.

Han Kyul's Grandmother:
[signs] There is nothing I like about her. Is she fair? Is she from a good family? There isn't a single satisfactory thing about her. On what basis do you keep saying she is okay?

Hong Gae Sik:
It's because she doesn't dress up that she is really fair. And what? Family? You can tell about the family by looking at her character. Eun-chan is much better than President Choi.

Hong Gae Sik:
Trying to solve everything with money is a sign that you are already old.

Han Yoo Joo:
I thought you told me not to get married.

Han Yoo Joo's Mother:
I just said it. I didn't mean it.

No Sun Ki:
You look at the relation between the sexes too one-dimensionally.

Jin Ha Rim:
Then what is looking at it three-dimensioinally? Is it not sleeping with her?

Jin Ha Rim:
Uh... with Hyung... this... this thing... This thing - moving on to the next base! If there is any difficulty with that, consult this oppa ruthlessly.

Choi Han Kyul:
Is it nice to be married?

Choi Han Sung:
Not getting marred and regretting it . Better to get married and regret it.

Go Eun Sae:
No way has he already forgotten the feel of my lips, right?

Choi Han Kyul:
Even if I open my eyes wide and look, there isn't a serious part to you at all!

Han Kyul's Grandmother:
Why are you so nice to a husband who holds another woman in his heart all his life?

Jin Ha Rim:
Wow. Is that blowing one's breath on the face? Something only lovers do?

Go Eun Chan:
I didn't do anything.

Jin Ha Rim:
Keep doing it continuously.

Choi Han Kyul:
Hey, if I get sick after drinking this, I'm deducting the medical fees from your salary.

Go Eun Chan:
Don't drink it then.

Choi Han Kyul:
Still, you shouldn't ever sleep at the store. If you are pressed, stay at my place.

Jin Ha Rim:
Ah, I can't live with you. "Eat breakfast, hurry and sleep, do your laundry, talk short on the phone, keep your room clean..." and you'd get jealous when I meet girls. I don't think I'm at a rank to listen to your nagging at this age.

Go Eun Chan:
Even I couldn't live with you. You are a very tiresome character.

Choi Han Kyul:
This punk. Why do you speak informally to me. Am I your friend?

Choi Han Sung:
Isn't it difficult to pretend to be a guy?

Go Eun Chan:
No, I'm really good at it.

Choi Han Sung:
Do you know this? You... have the strength to make people feel really good.

Choi Han Kyul:
But why do you butt into other people's affairs so much? You found a place for Ha-rim, and you work at Min-yeob's cart bar. Why do you butt in so much?

Go Eun Chan:
I don't know if you know about it. It's called loyalty between humans.

Go Eun Sae:
Mom, if you find a nice guy, you should date and also get married. You staying single is like stabbing a knife in the hearts of single older men.

Go Eun Chan:
I'm embarrassed. Why don't you go somewhere else?

Choi Han Kyul:
Hey... I am looking at what is mine. Do you have a problem with that?

Hong Gae Sik:
You talk a lot, even when I am going to cook for you.

Han Kyul's Grandmother:
Your sole child is that one son. How can you not be greedy about a better daughter-in-law?

Han Kyul's Father:
If she is a good kid, what more can we ask for?

[last line of the series]

Choi Han Kyul, Go Eun Chan, Hwang Min Yeop, Hong Gae Sik, No Sun Ki, Jin Ha Rim, Han Byul:
Goodbye Coffee Prince!

Go Eun Chan:
Today, everybody is really all nude. All nude.

Choi Han Kyul:
Is mine that startling?

Choi Han Kyul:
Hearing your loud voice, I feel like I've come home.

Mr. Ku:
Ah, her enormous udders are choking my breath.

Go Eun Chan:
Money, pride. Pride, money. Which one should I choose?

Jin Ha Rim:
Bye, Ye-rang. Have a hot and radiant night with Hyung.

Choi Han Kyul:
Look at that kid eying the meat already.

Han Yoo Joo:
You have to be really grateful to Eun-chan, since she put life into a scarecrow.

Hong Gae Sik:
The thing that players envy most is a couple in a long-term relationship.

Go Eun Chan:
Do you carry a knife in your mouth? Every time you open it, you stab people.

Han Yoo Joo:
You finally seem like a human now. You've been too cool. "Is there anything special to life?" Half-hearted, unenthusiastic - but you look a bit different today. It looks good, Choi Han-kyul.

Go Eun Chan:
Should I tell you how to get rid of a flasher? The more you scream, the more flashers get stimulated, so you shouldn't scream, no matter what. And as if it is so pretty, look at that guy's thing like this.

[stares blankly]

Go Eun Chan:
With unwavering eyes, look at it, and you should say this, "That's IT?"

Hwang Min Yeop:
[introduced to Noh Sun-ki] Why are all of you like this? Are you a guy or a girl? I can't tell your identity.

Go Eun Chan:
Even YOUR identity is just as tough, whether you are a gorilla or a human.

Jin Ha Rim:
Are you curious about him? He is this kind of guy.

[tosses pork rind on floor, which Eun-chan gobbles up]

Jin Ha Rim:
How Eun-chan-ic. "Eun-chan-ical" describes a person who exceeding the mass, weight or number when one carries it or eats it away, when one bumps into an object within a 2m radius and breaks it, or when one feels nothing when inflicted with a wound. It is used as Eun-chan-ish, Eun-chan-esque, or Eun-chan-like. How is it? Do you like it, my Chan?

[Min-yeob kisses all his co-works, lastly Eun-chan and on the mouth]

Jin Ha Rim:
Hey, Hwang Min-yeob. How dare you covet him! Eun-chan is mine, jerk!

Choi Han Kyul:
Why is he yours? He's mine.

Choi Han Kyul:
[about Eun-chan's morning hair] Isn't your head heavy if you carry such a huge magpie's nest?

Go Eun Chan:
Are we going to be brothers from now on?

Choi Han Kyul:
Why? You don't want to?

Go Eun Chan:
It's just... I wondered what would become different from what we have now. Are you going to love me more?

Jin Ha Rim:
Tell me, do you like Go En-chan?

Choi Han Kyul:
What is there to like and dislike between two guys, punk?

Jin Ha Rim:
Then the two of you shouldn't hang out so closely so much.

Choi Han Kyul:
What's the matter with you?

Jin Ha Rim:
That is... it is kind of awkward for me to say this, but Sun-ki keeps going around saying that you and Eun-chan like each other - and Sun-ki is not the only one who says that! Even President Hong frowns and clicks his tongue whenever he sees you two. Min-yeob keeps smiling as if there is something fun to watch. Do you know how weirdly they look at the two of you at the coffee shop these days?

Choi Han Kyul:
Everyone must be really bored.

Hwang Min Yeop:
Just because I like you, you can't mistreat me like that as you wish!

Han Yoo Joo:
You kissed Eun-chin first, right?

[Han-sung chokes on his beer]

Choi Han Sung:
Uh... I don't remember.

Han Yoo Joo:
Oh, my. You're pretending not to know.

Choi Han Sung:
Oh, my stomach!

Han Yoo Joo:
Where are you going?

Choi Han Sung:
To the restroom.

Choi Han Kyul:
This tiny thing has no fear!

Choi Han Kyul:
What's your blood type?

Go Eun Chan:
Type O.

Choi Han Kyul:
I'm type B.

Go Eun Chan:
I don't like blood type B men much.

Choi Han Kyul:
Why do you not like blood type B men much?

Go Eun Chan:
They're the epitome of meanness, timidity and narrow-mindedness.

Choi Han Kyul:
No! Hey, that's a prejudice. Get rid if it! Blood type B men come in a lot of variety. They are tough, loyal and warm.

Go Eun Chan:
Can't brothers go this far?

Choi Han Kyul:
I really don't like you.

Go Eun Chan:
Why? Because you love me?

Hong Gae Sik:
Till when are you not going to reveal that you are a girl?

Go Eun Chan:
If I reveal it, it'll all be over. He told me that he's glad I'm a guy.

Hong Gae Sik:
Man, you guys sure act crazy.

Choi Han Kyul:
[amused] He's a monster.

Han Yoo Joo:
I have gotten cheep and spiteful enough to take revenge by sleeping with you.

Choi Han Kyul:
Hey, hey. Easy with it. Why is a guy making such a fuss?

Go Eun Chan:
That was my first kiss.

Choi Han Kyul:
How can you call that a kiss? If a person gets excite... It was my first kiss, too - with a guy.

Choi Han Kyul:
Are you a dog? How can you smell something from outside?

Go Eun Chan:
My nickname is "Dog Nose, Dog Nose." I wasn't going to tell you this but when you kissed me earlier, I could smell it all. You ate rice this morning, right?

Choi Han Kyul:
[speaking before Eun-chan's photograph] But to a guy? It's not like I'm not getting jealous of Han-sung Hyung. What am I? Why did he come with Superman in his pocket? I'm your boss. You're my employee. That's all. Okay, an employee I like a bit. Really, that's all. The end! The end!

Choi Han Kyul:
Do you like me? If you fall for me and can't come out of it, you'll be the one who suffers.

Hwang Min Yeop:
Ah, is there anything you can't do?

Go Eun Sae:
Get rid of you.

Hwang Min Yeop:
You can be bad at that your whole life.

Choi Han Sung:
I don't see Eun-chan around.

Choi Han Kyul:
Yes, I fired him yesterday. He couldn't differentiate work and personal life, and he was sassing, so I somehow ended up doing that, but... I feel like we need him... and I also feel like we don't.

Go Eun Chan:
What do elders have to do with waffles?

Eun Chan's Mom:
I'll retract the security deposit for this house. Just get married quickly.

Jin Ha Rim:
Seriously! If a hottie like Han-kyul Hyung asks her to marry him, she should be happy about that.

Hong Gae Sik:
They have good stamina. How can they fight every day?

Choi Han Kyul:
You don't like me enough to marry me, right? It's okay, so tell me the truth.

Go Eun Sae:
As they say, feelings you have when you enter and leave the toilet are different.

Jin Ha Rim:
If you stare, only your eyes will hurt.

Hwang Min Yeop:
Because of you, nothing is working out for me!

Jin Ha Rim:
What did I do?

No Sun Ki:
That is why you should have gotten advice from a guy qualified to give advice.

Jin Ha Rim:
What are you saying?

No Sun Ki:
[to Min-yeop] Look carefully: President has Eun-chan, for President Hong there is Mi-sook who left him, and I have Yuko - but HE has no one. Why get advice form someone who is no better than you?

Han Kyul's Grandmother:
Why are you here by yourself? What happened to the tiny thing you attach by your side and go around with, and how come you are here alone?

Choi Han Kyul:
You don't like her.

Han Kyul's Grandmother:
Bring her with you once. Since President Hong and your mom insist that she's nice, let me see just how nice she is.

Choi Han Sung:
I have become used to your work being a priority over me, but shouldn't at least the kid come before your work? Am I asking too much from you?

Han Kyul's Grandmother:
She said she is going to get married after she becomes independent, punk! It is good for her as she can study coffee properly, and I am happy because I can take my time and watch you two from the side - and it is good for you as I reduced five years into two. Everyone is happy, but why are you jumping about saying it can't happen? A man just keeping a woman in his embrace because he likes her, that is only done by a man whose mind is as small as a tiny bowl for soy sauce.

Han Kyul's Grandmother:
My parents passed away when I was twelve. There isn't a thing I didn't do, and I became a self-made woman. When I heard about your situation, I could tell right away, but it isn't possible by you just working for a year or two. Your mom can't always depend on you. She needs to become independent if she isn't going to live with her kids forever.

Go Eun Chan:
But my mother has never worked before.

Han Kyul's Grandmother:
They say if you don't have teeth, you can live with your gums.

Han Kyul's Grandmother:
Stop using me as an excuse. You're the one who can't hold it.

Choi Han Sung:
I'm not in the position to say this to you.

Choi Han Kyul:
Why?

Choi Han Sung:
I drink all night long, and I do all the work I need to do all night long, but seeing Han Yoo-joo not coming home and seeing her work all night, the words "quit you job" came all the way up here. Is this why women don't want to get married? Remember what you told me before? I'm having a hard time because I'm trying to tame Yoo-joo?

Choi Han Kyul:
Yes.

Choi Han Sung:
I think all men are like that. I am like that, too. The moment I think that girl is mine, I expect her to live as I want her to. Just because I selected a girl, can I do what I want with her life?

Choi Han Kyul:
Hey, are her shoulders your armrest?

Choi Han Kyul:
Man! It is really embarrassing to propose. Call Mother-in-Law and ask her to catch the prize chicken. I should introduce myself officially to Mother-in-Law. And if you cheat on me when you go to study abroad, you're dead.

Choi Han Kyul:
By the way, when an Italian man tells a girl that she's pretty or sexy, they just say it, so let it out the other ear. Understand?

Jin Ha Rim:
I was going to make a move on her today. How dare she drink with other men!

Han Yoo Joo:
Oh, my. You are audacious. You want to show off your girlfriend to your girlfriend?

Go Eun Chan:
Ah, what did they do to my b*obs? One day it's the flat plains, another day It's Mt. Everest.

Go Eun Chan:
You do research on how to pester me, right?

Jin Ha Rim:
Why are you fooling around with the kid?

Choi Han Kyul:
[laughing] But... but... his expression is fun.

[Eun-chan is at a loss to explain Han-kyul's erratic behavior of late]

Go Eun Chan:
Hey, hurry and eat before the wicked boss barges in. Did something happen to him as the business began to do well? He's gray and then clear, several times a day. He's so fickle. If he wasn't the boss, I would have just...

[makes a guttural sound to imply snuffing him out]

Hwang Min Yeop:
But, nowadays, our boss, to you, Nunim...

[Nunim:
a term meaning respected older sister]

Go Eun Chan:
Hey!

Hwang Min Yeop:
No, he keeps on watching you, Hyungnim, from anywhere. Even when you go to the bathroom, he stares at you.

[Hyungnim:
a term meaning respected older brother]

Go Eun Chan:
Did I get caught?

Hwang Min Yeop:
[shakes head no] I think he's keeping an eye on you.

Go Eun Chan:
Me? What for?

Choi Han Kyul:
Go Eun-chan.

Go Eun Chan:
Yes?

Choi Han Kyul:
Let me hug you once. I'm... I'm losing my mind completely because of you, so let me just hug you once, then, I think, it will get solved.

[as Han-kyul leans in, Eun-chan leans away]

Choi Han Kyul:
You think I'll eat you up? Why are you backing down? That is... I just need to hug you for a moment, so stay still for a moment.

Go Eun Chan:
Did you eat something bad? So gross...

Choi Han Kyul:
Ah, punk, you're acting so hard to get. We did all sorts of things when I went on those match-making dates.

Go Eun Chan:
I sent you messages. Why didn't you reply to them?

Choi Han Sung:
I'm sorry.

Go Eun Chan:
About what?

Choi Han Sung:
About scaring you... on that day.

Go Eun Chan:
That's been eating me a bit, too. Shall we... just forget about it?

Choi Han Sung:
My memory is good.

Go Eun Chan:
Then shall we pretend like we forgot about it?

Choi Han Sung:
Why do we have to do that?

Go Eun Chan:
So we can be friends again.

Jin Ha Rim:
Hey, Go Eun-chan, what do you think about homosexuality?

Go Eun Chan:
I don't have any thoughts.

Jin Ha Rim:
Then what about Han-kyul Hyung? Hey, times have changed. If you like him, you like him, but then... Man, what am I saying now?

Jin Ha Rim:
The effects of the concert are really paying back.

Go Eun Chan:
Han-sung Ahjussi helped us a lot.

Jin Ha Rim:
Are you close to Han-sung Hyung?

Go Eun Chan:
Yes, I meet him often.

Jin Ha Rim:
What do you do with him when you meet him?

Go Eun Chan:
Just play with Seulja, bicycle together, eat together, and drink together.

Jin Ha Rim:
Isn't that a date? You seem to be extremely close to men.

Han Yoo Joo:
You're not just shaken. You love her, Han-sung. You're really dumb. You don't even know that a new love has come to you.

Han Kyul's Grandmother:
It needs to be fixed up a bit, right?

Choi Han Kyul:
Grandma, are you making fun of me right now? For a joke, the level is too severe. How can this be a coffee shop? It's a pigsty!

Han Kyul's Grandmother:
So, you don't want to do it? Okay, fine. Then don't do it. Instead, I'm going to confiscate your house and car, okay?

Eun Chan's Mom:
Your face is your weapon.

Go Eun Chan:
All right, I'll take care of it.

Go Eun Chan:
How do you even breathe when it is tiresome?

Go Eun Chan:
Everything is tiresome because you have no hungry spirit.

Hwang Min Yeop:
I don't want to. Who would I date besides Eun-sae?

Jin Ha Rim:
You hold her bag at the toilet. You put nail polish on your toes. Are you a manservant or a martyr? Don't live life like that!

Hwang Min Yeop:
So what? Even Sun-ki Hyung puts on nail polish.

Jin Ha Rim:
Putting it on voluntarily and being forced to, are they the same?

Go Eun Chan:
What is different?

Jin Ha Rim:
That kid, aish!

Go Eun Chan:
Why are you like that? Why do you growl at me every time you see me?

Hwang Min Yeop:
I think the fact that you once saw his butt keeps popping up in his head.

Go Eun Chan:
Oh. The pretty bunny girl who winks at the eleven o'clock position?

Jin Ha Rim:
That flat chest. Really.

Go Eun Chan:
Yes! I have a flat chest! So?

Jin Ha Rim:
Tramp.

Choi Han Kyul:
Even though all your conditions are bad, I like you.

Go Eun Chan:
You're too honest.

Go Eun Sae:
You're not getting married? Then what about us? You are going to get us an apartment before you go, right?

Go Eun Chan:
Hey. Why would he do that for us? Don't think like that.

Go Eun Chan:
An ambitious man... Using love as an excuse to drag him down... They say , that is a really lousy thing to do.

Han Kyul's Grandmother:
Have a hearty meal. There is somewhere you have to go with me.

Go Eun Chan:
I wish I could make just about twice my pay now, then I won't have to worry about Eun-sae's tuition, and I can give Mom an allowance. I couldn't wish for more.

Hong Gae Sik:
Keep wishing. Wish for more, otherwise you'll turn out like me.

Choi Han Kyul:
I'm angry, but... I'm not sure what I'm angry about. Is it because of my biological father who showed up now? Is it because of Grandma and you who suddenly revealed it to me? Is it because of me who, like an idiot, lived believing I was your bloodline?

Han Kyul's Father:
Han-kyul...

Choi Han Kyul:
Today... Let's stop for today, Father.

Choi Han Sung:
I missed you a lot.

Han Yoo Joo:
When?

Choi Han Sung:
When the wind blew, when I walked, when I went to bed alone at night, and when I woke up in the morning by myself.

Jin Ha Rim:
You're telling me that the two of you did nothing but play with blocks at that hour, in a confined area?

Go Eun Chan:
We cooked and ate ramen, too.

Jin Ha Rim:
Just ramen at midnight? What? Without any physical contact?

Go Eun Chan:
We also hugged.

Jin Ha Rim:
Wow, you are the type who will torture a guy to death! Women don't understand men at all! For women, that person comes maybe once a day, but for men dozens of times a day - once every fifty-two seconds!

Go Eun Chan:
Who is "that person?"

Jin Ha Rim:
You know, for men, it flares up, shoots up, and fires up every morning. Did you get a hang of it?

Go Eun Chan:
Really?

Jin Ha Rim:
Aigoo! You make me get a fervor for education.

Go Eun Chan:
Then... what do you do when that happens?

Jin Ha Rim:
Me? It differs each time, depending on the situation. Sometimes I read a book. Sometimes I watch a video.

[Han-kyul can not stand to overhear another word of this]

Choi Han Kyul:
I told you to quit, but why did you come? You sure are cheeky. Do you still have something left to say? I'll give you three minutes. If you have something to say, hurry and say it, then go.

Go Eun Chan:
At first I didn't think that you would like someone like me, because it seemed like you liked You-joo Unni. Even when a woman sees her, she is so cool - beyond comparison with me - so I thougth it was rather better that I was a guy. When I asked you what you thougth of me if I was a girl, you said that you are not going to meet girls anymore. You said you'll marry a girl who grew up well in a good family without frowns. You said you will meet a girl that your grandma and your mother like. I'm... not feminine, nor am I pretty. If I'm your sworn brother, I can always be with you. I can goof around with you, and you would be nice to me. I liked that so much. That's why I couldn't tell you.

Go Eun Chan:
Even if you don't want to see me, can't we still see each other?

No Sun Ki:
Even though I have a mouth, I have nothing to say.

Choi Han Sung:
I can't ask if you are doing well. Your face doesn't look good.

Choi Han Sung:
If there was something between us, would I tell you that we met?

Hong Gae Sik:
Rolling around in the room and reading comic books all day is the best.

Jin Ha Rim:
Wow! Look how much I'm peeing! It doesn't stop!

No Sun Ki:
I wonder whose package she liked the most among us.

[Eun-chan recounts the first time she met Han-kyul, who wore only a bathrobe as he dried his legs after a shower]

Choi Han Kyul:
[shocked as he suddenly recalls her as the delivery boy] Helmet?

Go Eun Chan:
You left a huge impression.

Choi Han Kyul:
[nervously] What? Hey! You're really funny!

Choi Han Kyul:
[covers the front of his pants with a napkin] Hey, what on Earth are you saying made a huge impression?

Choi Han Kyul:
Know this clearly: I love you more than you love me.