Orphan Black

Sarah Manning:
My name is Sarah Manning and this is my unconditional surrender.

Rachel Duncan:
Even mothers have to do as they're told, sometimes. Don't they?

Helena:
Hello sestra brother. I want to see Sarah.

Ethan Duncan:
I've given you the sequence to help Cosima. Cure her, and we'll talk about unlocking another.

Rachel Duncan:
Unlock another, and we'll talk about curing Cosima.

Felix Dawkins:
Oh, hello, steamy potatoes.

Cosima Niehaus:
You're very beautiful.

Helena:
Thank you. I like your hairs.

Cosima Niehaus:
[laughs] Oh, thanks. I like your hairs, too.

Kira:
Auntie Helena! We thought you ran away from us.

Helena:
I came back to see your little face. I'm so happy to see you. I'm going to eat your finger.

Cosima Niehaus:
You're the wild type, Sarah. You propagate against all odds. You know, you're restless. You survive.

Delphine Cormier:
Don't be afraid. I will never leave you.

Cosima Niehaus:
Whoa, The Island of Dr. Moreau.

Kira:
It's about a man who makes monsters.

Cosima Niehaus:
I know, I love this book.

Kira:
[whispers] It's special.

Ethan Duncan:
Do you recall, Rachel, not the memory, but the feeling of

[crying]

Ethan Duncan:
How much we loved you?

Rachel Duncan:
The reason I watch these tapes so often is because I don't remember at all.

[Ethan collapses]

Rachel Duncan:
What what have you done? What have you done?

Ethan Duncan:
My poor, poor Rachel.

Rachel Duncan:
No!

Ethan Duncan:
My poor, poor Rachel.

Rachel Duncan:
Why?

Ethan Duncan:
It w - It won't take long.

Rachel Duncan:
No no no. No. No. You can't leave me again.

[Sobbing]

Rachel Duncan:
You can't leave me again! No!

Ethan Duncan:
I'm afraid you don't deserve me anymore.

Scott:
No one is more familiar with her illness than Delphine. We need her.

Martin Funt:
Dr. Nealon has all of Dr. Cormier's records. She'll get the best possible care.

Scott:
She had the best care! You took it away.

Mrs. S:
Be strong, child.

Sarah Manning:
I don't know whose side you're on. But I know you always put Kira first.

Mrs. S:
And we'll do that now.

Rachel Duncan:
Effective immediately, you'll no longer be working with the clones.

Delphine Cormier:
Frankfurt. And if I refuse?

Rachel Duncan:
You'll be on the plane.

Delphine Cormier:
You have everything you wanted. Everything DYAD wanted. You used me! Please, let me say goodbye to Cosima.

Rachel Duncan:
Cosima will be well-cared-for and Sarah's procedure is imminent. You forget, Dr. Cormier None of this is personal.

Delphine Cormier:
I love her and, if you let her die without me, it is personal.

Mrs. S:
[On the phone] No, you listen. Amber alert is not an option. If I say you're making a car bomb, you will bloody well make a car bomb.

Mrs. S:
After 8 years, you finally meet Kira's dad. You don't even tell me.

Felix Dawkins:
Oh, yes, let's do open a rollicking debate about keeping secrets, shall we?

Detective Art Bell:
Arthur, what can you tell me?

Detective Art Bell:
Well, I can tell you I just came home to find someone at my table.

Felix Dawkins:
What do you mean? Who?

Detective Art Bell:
She's eating.

Helena:
Hello, sestra brother!

Helena:
I fell in love with a boy called Jesse. But, after bar fighting, he had to go to war and become a tow-truck driver.

Detective Art Bell:
O-kay. Okay, look, there was a fire at the Johanssen Ranch last night. Do you know anything about that?

Helena:
No.

Felix Dawkins:
Helena.

Helena:
[Makes a noise] Pbbbbt.

Felix Dawkins:
Did you burn down the fish people's ranch?

Cal Morrison:
The DYAD group has these key people on dozens of corporate boards, you know. I'm talking superpacs and research groups and lobbyists. All a concerted effort to try and effect biogenetic patent law.

Mrs. S:
I can use the internet, actually, Cal.

Cal Morrison:
No, you can't. No offense.

Cal Morrison:
I followed this person on darknet and I saw them asking the same questions as me.

Felix Dawkins:
Jesus, you fell for that?

Cal Morrison:
But they had real information Project LEDA, clones. And they know I'm Kira's father. I think this is an insider. And high up, too.

Felix Dawkins:
They get to you, they get to Kira.

Cal Morrison:
They already have Kira. And, yet, this person is still here.

Mrs. S:
They're there now? [Looks at computer screen. Cal types to them]

Cal Morrison:
Come on.

Mrs. S:
Just tell them you're with Siobhan Sadler. [Cal types with Siovan] It's with a "bh".

Cal Morrison:
Oops. Sorry about that.

Cosima Niehaus:
We're gonna to do an experiment. I want you to try to push your favorite pencil through this paper. [she holds a piece of paper loosely] OK see if you can do it. [Kira tries and fails] Oops. How come that didn't work, I wonder? 'Cause, you know what? You need more... force. OK? [ask she explains, several brief cuts to Cosima and Scott building a device in their lab] So force equals mass... times... acceleration. How can we get the pencil through this paper, do you think?

Kira:
We need to make it sharper?

Cosima Niehaus:
That's a really good idea. High five for that. What about trying speed? What about acceleration? Maybe give that a shot? [Kira pushes the pencil quickly and pierces the paper] Nice one!

Charlotte:
You're my big sister.

Sarah Manning:
How old are you?

Charlotte:
Eight.

Sarah Manning:
I have a daughter your age.

Charlotte:
Her name is Kira. I'm her cousin.

Dr. Marian Bowles:
But we're going to go with "cousin", for now.

Dr. Marian Bowles:
Sarah, the military never shut down Project LEDA. It was compartmentalized into two autonomous operations. While DYAD carried female clones to term, the military faction carried the males. This is Project Castor.

Mrs. S:
Just look at the two of you. I don't know how she does it.

Cosima Niehaus:
You won the experiment. You won science. You're a scientist now.

Cosima Niehaus:
Hey.

Sarah Manning:
What were you thinking about?

Cosima Niehaus:
Oh, like Buckminster Fuller and sacred geometry. Look. So, this spiral, this is the golden ratio and it's a mathematical pattern that just repeats itself in nature, in flower petals and honeybees, and you know, the stars in the galaxy, and in every molecule of our DNA.

[first lines]

Sarah Manning:
[hears a girl giggling] Kira?

Kira:
Mommy.

Sarah Manning:
Baby.

Kira:
[Kira gets further away] Come on, Mom.

Sarah Manning:
Wait for me. Wait for me! Kira. Monkey, wait for me.

[Cosima wakes to her mobile ringing]

Shay:
Fourth time this morning. You slept through the others.

Cosima Neihaus:
Oh, god. I'm sorry. My coworker's very excitable.

Shay:
Yeah, [plants kisses on her shoulder while she speaks] this very mysterious lab you work at studying... what is it? Wait, I forgot. Hold on, black holes?

Cosima Neihaus:
Black holes?

Shay:
Right.

Cosima Neihaus:
Exactly.

[Gemma walks in on Alison and Donnie partying in their underwear, scattering large-denomination banknotes and glitter on the bed]

Gemma:
Dad! Dad?

Alison Hendrix:
Ah! Ah!

Donnie Hendrix:
Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Gemma:
Mom?

Alison Hendrix:
[she tries to gather up and hide the money] Don't look!

Donnie Hendrix:
We're changing!

Delphine Cormier:
Now, tell me something. In all your fun sneaking around, did you notice this? The same mis-folded protein found in both subjects.

Cosima Neihaus:
Oh, my god! How did this happen?

Scott:
We studied them in isolation. We had no reason to compare.

Delphine Cormier:
The unique protein found in both Gracie Johanssen and the brain of a dead Castor boy.

Sarah Manning:
Paul! You're the worst of them! You know that? Because I don't even know where you stand.

Helena:
I have no strength.

scorpion:
It's not exhaustion that stopped you. You regret leaving Sarah behind, don't you?

Helena:
I regret nothing.

scorpion:
Why are you lying here then? Because your sister is more important than your baby?

Helena:
No. [picks up the scorpion] Because I'm hungry [eats the scorpion]

scorpion:
Did you hear the one about the pregnant girl who fell down in the desert?

Beth Childs:
I was just thinking about the day Paul moved in. Remember that story?

Sarah Manning:
I don't think I know it.

Beth Childs:
He had two suitcases to his name. That was it. Should have been a huge red flag, right? I was so gaga for him, I convinced myself he was some kind of Zen master, materially unattached. [takes some tablets] You two are a good match. Liars, grifters...

Sarah Manning:
I didn't know you, Beth, when I took your life. Now, I miss you.

Beth Childs:
No, you don't get to miss me, Sarah! You hear me? I won't accept that!

Felix Dawkins:
I need your help with something, and it's really important so I don't want any quivering.

Scott:
Okay.

Felix Dawkins:
I want you to take me to Rachel.

Scott:
What?

Felix Dawkins:
If anybody knows about Castor, it's going to be her.

Scott:
I'm not authorized. I'm not even supposed to know where she is.

Felix Dawkins:
Yeah, but you do, don't you? Scott, my sister is missing. And I am really, really desperate. Okay? Now, nut up, and lead me to the Cyclops.

Alison Hendrix:
Sorry, whose car is this?

Donnie Hendrix:
It's ours, baby!

Alison Hendrix:
You... you bought this?

Donnie Hendrix:
10k down in cash! Should have seen the guy's face.

Jason Kellerman:
I don't think you guys are ready for the next level.

Donnie Hendrix:
What? Why not?

Alison Hendrix:
Because, Donnie, conspicuous spending is the surest way to attract the attention of the authorities.

Donnie Hendrix:
Cars aren't conspicuous, Alison. They're, like, everywhere.

Beth Childs:
Why did you take over my life, Sarah?

Sarah Manning:
[stammering] For Kira.

Beth Childs:
We do terrible things for the people we love. Stop asking why. Start asking who. [touches her cheek] Sister.

Jason Kellerman:
[meeting Alison and Donnie outside Bubbles] Your mother's store!

Alison Hendrix:
Yes! You remembered.

Jason Kellerman:
[grinning] I remember the stockroom.

Donnie Hendrix:
Really? Why? What happened there?

Felix Dawkins:
Hello, Rachel

Rachel Duncan:
[stammering] Fff... fff... fff...

Felix Dawkins:
Yeah, "fff"-you, too.

Helena:
First I eat. Then we fight.

Alison Hendrix:
Adjusting the district boundaries to exclude Bailey Downs is not the family-first option. As school trustee candidate and a mother of two, I am... I am... I am missing a card.

Connie Hendrix:
Are you sure you can handle the down payment? Mr. Chubbs here just lost his job.

Shay:
[moving a toy car over Cosima's body] Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom! I claim this belly in the name of Spain!

Cosima Niehaus:
Mmm. You do love your bug, don't you?

Shay:
Oh, yeah. And you love borrowing it. Everybody wins.

Alison Hendrix:
[gets at a text on her mobile] Cosima needs my pee.

Felix Dawkins:
[answering Alison's mobile] Alison Hendrix's phone. Felix, campaign manager, speaking.

Connie Hendrix:
Christ on the cross, where's Alison?

Siobhan Sadler:
Please say something.

Helena:
Now we fight.

Siobhan Sadler:
I'm not going to fight you, Helena. You're pregnant.

Helena:
Why is everyone so worried about my baby?

Siobhan Sadler:
Why don't you tell me how you plan to raise this child?

Helena:
I will find my boyfriend.

Siobhan Sadler:
I didn't know you had a boyfriend.

Helena:
He is named Jesse. Together we will drive tow trucks and make a home for our babies.

Alison Hendrix:
Donnie and I worked very hard on that bid.

Connie Hendrix:
Oh, yes. I'm sure Mr. Chubbs worked his tail off.

Alison Hendrix:
Don't call him that!

Connie Hendrix:
Well, that's his name, isn't it? Donald Francis Chubbs. Oh, I lost all respect for that man when he took your name.

Felix Dawkins:
[referring to Cosima wanting Alison to switch her urine sample] What's this for, anyways? And don't say drug testing because you're not a bloody shotputter.

Cosima Niehaus:
Delphine's on this, like, power trip. She won't leave me alone. I don't trust her. It's like Planet Dyad sh*t.

Felix Dawkins:
Well, now you're on Planet Alison, so if you want her piss, then you're going to have to play along.

Scott:
[playing the board game Agricola] Instead of mending this fence, I'm going to take this clay oven.

Painmaker:
Look at this guy! He's going to starve our kids.

[Scott discreetly shows Rachel that he has Duncan's copy of The Island of Dr. Moreau]

Rachel Duncan:
[pointing to the game Scott was playing] A... gricola.

Delphine Cormier:
What? What is it?

Scott:
Uh, board game. Medieval farm building.

Delphine Cormier:
Oh.

Rachel Duncan:
[to Scott] Teach.

Delphine Cormier:
[amused] Medieval farm building?

Rachel Duncan:
I'm so... bored.

Cosima Niehaus:
[Not wearing her glasses and disguised as Alison, Cosima runs into someone under a "Success is being yourself" sign] Sorry, dude.

Cosima Niehaus:
Felix, I can't see anything.

Felix Dawkins:
Oh, Jesus Christ, you need to relax, okay? I know Alison's got a cactus up her arse, but you're over-clenching.

Alison Hendrix:
Holy freaking Christmas cake!

Alison Hendrix:
[after asking Jason to distract her mother] She's in Mrs Green's room. Okay? Thank you.

Jason Kellerman:
You owe me!

Cosima Niehaus:
You owe me Alison pee!

Felix Dawkins:
Okay, okay, okay. Well, um. We'll hide you in the loo, and then I'll bring Alison in afterward, when the time's right, yeah?

Scott:
[teaching Rachel the board game Agricola as a cover for a discreet meeting] Okay, you're a medieval farmer. Each turn you get two choices to build your farm - one for you and one for your spouse. You can build fences, plant crops, have children.

Rachel Duncan:
[bored] Not seriously.

Scott:
Oh yes. This is how we do it, Rachel. Anyone comes in, we're farm building. Now, there are 14 game rounds in six stages, with a harvest at the end of each stage...

Marci Coates:
It's almost time for speeches. How are you at public speaking now? Cause I heard that you, uh, choked on your valedictorian.

Alison Hendrix:
[starting to stutter] I had the fl... flu.

Cosima Niehaus:
Hey, I'm Cosima.

Connie Hendrix:
What? Who is this?

Alison Hendrix:
My clone, Mother.

Alison Hendrix:
Donnie and I are dealing pills and we mixed up the envelopes and now he's being held captive by some man called Pouchy.

Felix Dawkins:
Pouchy? Pouchy as in the crime lord that cut off Vic's finger?

Alison Hendrix:
Maybe.

Felix Dawkins:
There are not two Pouchies, darling.

[disguised as Alison and improvising a candidate speech without her glasses]

Cosima Niehaus:
I've been hearing a lot of people talk today about, um, family values. And in my opinion the most important family value is, um, accepting your family for who they are. Uh, but that doesn't mean coloring inside the lines. Because kids do that. That's their gift. And... and as a lesbian...

[the crowd gasps and Felix sighs]

Cosima Niehaus:
...supporter, and an LGBTQ...

Felix Dawkins:
[Alison arrives and joins Felix offstage] Oh, my God. Thank god you're here.

Cosima Niehaus:
I... I can't color inside the lines.

Alison Hendrix:
I had my speech so ready.

Connie Hendrix:
You must be right about one thing. I was duped at I.V.F. That donor was supposed to be exclusive. [referring to Cosima] But clearly that girl's mother was given some, too. Oh, that would make you her half-sister, darling. A clone is something else entirely.

Alison Hendrix:
You're right, that must be it.

Connie Hendrix:
What a bizarre coincidence. Hmm. But if you want to keep seeing her, why don't you bring her to the club?

Alison Hendrix:
[pretends to cough] Sorry, parents. Something Marci Coates said just got stuck in my throat.

Jason Kellerman:
Hey! There you are. I think I just sweet talked your mom into a sale.

Cosima Niehaus:
[disguised as Alison and trying to find the women's lavatory without her glasses] Uh, that's good?

Jason Kellerman:
I think I talked myself into something sweet, too.

Cosima Niehaus:
What's that?

Jason Kellerman:
This, Ali. [grabs Cosima and gives her a long, passionate kiss]

Cosima Niehaus:
[shocked] I need to pee.

Scott:
[explaining the game Agricola to Rachel] If you don't have any children you can only take two actions.

Rachel Duncan:
You have my...

Scott:
Book?

Rachel Duncan:
Book.

Scott:
No.

Rachel Duncan:
Yes.

Scott:
Not your book.

Rachel Duncan:
My... my... my father... our... se-secret language.

Scott:
He didn't leave it for you, did he?

Rachel Duncan:
Who, then?

Scott:
[produces for Rachel a page of Prof. Duncan's code] Show me. [holds a sharp pencil out to her]

Felix Dawkins:
Is every man in your life a complete wanker, except me?

Sarah Manning:
I'm going to shoot Paul's balls off.

Cosima Niehaus:
Wait. Just squeeze them, okay?

Alison Hendrix:
I was just assaulted by a disgusting thug who thought I was you.

Sarah Manning:
Who? What'd he look like?

Alison Hendrix:
I don't know. He was... urban.

Sarah Manning:
What the hell does that mean?

Sarah Manning:
Not white, okay?

Scott:
What's in it for me?

Cosima Niehaus:
Um, how about you get to have sex... with yourself.

Sarah Manning:
The morgue attendant? Really?

Felix Dawkins:
Can you knock?

Sarah Manning:
Brilliant, Fee. Shagging the bloke that we conned into identifying my body.

Felix Dawkins:
Colin is the first nice boy I've met in ages.

Sarah Manning:
What, like six weeks?

Felix Dawkins:
No. At least eight

Sarah Manning:
With Paul in on it? I don't know.

Felix Dawkins:
Why? Just 'cause he slept with you?

Sarah Manning:
Fee! [Alison and Cosima give her a look] Yeah, we sort of ended up shagging.

Cosima Niehaus:
Dude, that's complex.

Alison Hendrix:
You slept with Beth's boyfriend? Oh. Far be it for me... I may be sleeping with my spy as well.

Felix Dawkins:
If, uh, fake Paul was observing Beth, what makes you so certain no one's observing Sarah Manning?

Sarah Manning:
Who? Mrs. S hates me. I haven't seen her in a year. And I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt.

Felix Dawkins:
A ringing vote of confidence.

Sarah Manning:
[to Kira] You're so independent, aren't you? Hmm, monkey? Little monkey?

Mrs. S:
Remind you of anyone?

Sarah Manning:
Yeah, but I was much angrier, wasn't I? Even small. You were the one who introduced me to punk rock, though.

Mrs. S:
Yeah. You took all of the attitude, none of the politics.

Scitech Clerk:
Deterrence, or surveillance?

Alison Hendrix:
Surveillance, please. Something small.

Scitech Clerk:
[Holds up a camera] You mean something like, uh, this? Wireless, discreet, they call it the nanny cam. Sometimes the nanny's pinching your valuables; sometimes your husband's pinching the nanny, you know?

Alison Hendrix:
Just show me how it works, please.

Vic:
Pouchy took my finger. If I don't come up with 15k. he's gonna lobster me. A finger every week until all I have left is a lobster claw.

Cosima Niehaus:
I think that Oliver guy, he runs Paul. It sounds like - some kind of double blind.

Sarah Manning:
What are you going on about?

Cosima Niehaus:
They are keeping Paul in the dark too. Right? So that he can't skew the results either.

Sarah Manning:
You mean he may not even know he's watching a clone?

Cosima Niehaus:
Yes, right. But Olivier definitely knows. Ok? He's the one that we need to get to.

Sarah Manning:
You mind if I get through Paul first?

Felix:
[while on the phone with Sarah] Is it my imagination, or does Cosima have bigger breasts than yours?

Felix Dawkins:
Adios, dragsters!

Cosima Niehaus:
[about Helena] If she's not dead, we need to find her. Find out what she knows.

Felix Dawkins:
Are you mad? She's a homicidal maniac.

Cosima Niehaus:
Yeah, but we need to find out who she is Sarah. She's, she found us. She's got answers.

Sarah Manning:
The only way I'm going to do that is going back to being a cop.

Felix Dawkins:
No. No way. You're not going back to being Beth. Impersonating a dead officer - that's like a whole new crime.

Sarah Manning:
I think I'm safest with the cops, to be honest with you.

Felix Dawkins:
Did that actually just come out of your mouth?

Sarah Manning:
Look, Art's already looking for the killer. I shadow him as Beth and let them figure out what's happened to her, and then, when I find that out, I can jump off and deal.

Felix Dawkins:
Deal? I'm beginning to realize crazy is genetic.

Cosima Niehaus:
Well, yeah, bad brain chemistry can be genetic, um, but environment, that's individual, right? I mean that's the whole nature/nurture question right there.

Felix Dawkins:
Okay, let's talk nature. Out of nine so far, one's a psycho who killed four others, one committed suicide, one is a bloody soccer-mum, and then there's you. My crazy sister is sane by comparison.

Sarah Manning:
[Rolls eyes] Thanks Fee.

Cosima Niehaus:
So. The woman Beth shot and Helena are connected. Holy watershed! Beth probably shot Maggie Chen on purpose. She never told us anything about this.

Sarah Manning:
Yeah. She never told her partner either. I can't keep doing this. Cosima, Helena was here. She was "Beth." She's going to get us both busted unless I meet her, alone.

Cosima Niehaus:
Oh my god, bad idea.

Sarah Manning:
She thinks we have a "connection."

Cosima Niehaus:
Do you?

Sarah Manning:
Yeah - we're clones.

Kira:
What do you call me?

Alison Hendrix:
[as Sarah] Monkey.

Kira:
What else?

Alison Hendrix:
Monkey... bum... face?

Felix Dawkins:
[about Cosima] Seriously, what is she on about?"

Sarah Manning:
Quiet. She's just weird.

Alison Hendrix:
[Practicing her British accent] The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.

Felix:
Okay, Eliza. Holy sh*t. We need to pull a full reverse Pygmalion here.

Sarah Manning:
Rock and a hard place here, Fe.

Felix Dawkins:
Yeah, your permanent address.

Alison Hendrix:
Why would one of us be killing us? What is wrong with her?

Sarah Manning:
Bad breath. Batshit crazy.

Cosima Niehaus:
Hey, you didn't show this to Alison, by any chance, did you?

Sarah Manning:
Are you joking? She'd crap her lululemons.

Alison Hendrix:
I just need some time to myself. You have your usual Thursday-night drinks with clients, right?

Donnie Hendrix:
Yes.

Alison Hendrix:
So I'll see you when you come crashing in at 3:00 am, normal time.

Donnie Hendrix:
[Mumbles] I don't crash in. One time.

Detective Art Bell:
Our killer made a pit-stop. That's his bike.

Sarah Manning:
They got him?

Detective Art Bell:
No, but we got a witness. Just follow the bloody brick road.

Sarah Manning:
What do you want from me? You could've killed me, but here we are.

Helena:
You didn't feel it? What? We have a connection.

Sarah Manning:
Uh, you mean when I stuck that piece of rebar in your liver? How's that going?

Helena:
I need to know who you are. Let's meet again. I never got your name.

Sarah Manning:
I never got yours.

Helena:
Helena.

Sarah Manning:
And last name?

Helena:
You're doing police work, but how long can that last, when the real police find me? You are me, I'm you, we're both the victim and the cop.

Detective Angela DeAngelis:
It's the same figures as the fortune teller.

Detective Art Bell:
She saying she's a serial killer?

Detective Angela DeAngelis:
Could be her single victim, our Jane Doe, over and over again.

Sarah Manning:
Or she just draws like a third-grader.

Sarah Manning:
I do have one really idiotic idea.

Felix Dawkins:
[Sarcastic] Oh, good.

Sarah Manning:
I need to be in two places at once, yeah?

Felix Dawkins:
Yeah...

Sarah Manning:
Well, if anybody can do that, we can.

Felix Dawkins:
Are you effing serious?

Alison Hendrix:
I did just play Annelle in "Steel Magnolias".

Felix Dawkins:
Seriously?

Alison Hendrix:
Mm-hmm. Glendale community theatre.

Felix Dawkins:
Annelle, Annelle oh, my God! The Daryl Hannah part?

Alison Hendrix:
Yeah.

Felix Dawkins:
Terrible casting.

Alison Hendrix:
It was actually very good acting, Felix. Trust me, Sarah's no stretch. I got great reviews.

Felix Dawkins:
From the whole neighborhood, I'm sure.

Detective Angela DeAngelis:
My crime-psych guy says biblically messed up or not, woman-on-woman means its got to be personal, whether it's her first or 15th kill.

Sarah Manning:
[as "Beth"] Yeah, no, that makes sense.

Detective Angela DeAngelis:
So we're back to Jane Doe and who she was to Jane Death.

Sarah Manning:
You wanted to talk? Let's talk.

Helena:
I think I'm dying.

Sarah Manning:
Yeah, I think I'll watch.

Sarah Manning:
They told you you were the original, didn't they? Your people! It's not true, what they said! We're genetic identicals.

Helena:
Let me save you.

Sarah Manning:
You, me, Beth, the German you killed! We're all made the same. Whoever told you different hates you as much as they hate us.

Helena:
You're wrong!

Cosima Niehaus:
The fish reads Christian and, crafted onto a weapon? A personal crusade.

Sarah Manning:
Great. Is that it?

Cosima Niehaus:
You know, when I'm seeing this branded onto Maggie Chen, I'm thinking that she's not a lone warrior. To extreme creationist types, we would be abominations. Like, not God's children, but, but, Satan's.

Sarah Manning:
So they hate us and she's killing us, even though she's identical to us?

Cosima Niehaus:
Well, but if you were a messed-up, abused loner whose faith compelled you to belong and somebody that you trusted told you that this was the way to redeem yourself in the eyes of God, I mean...

Sarah Manning:
Yeah, I might become an angry angel, too.

Sarah Manning:
There's a reason we look exactly the same, Art. Why the prints match and the DNA's all screwed up. But you have to promise to protect me and my daughter.

Alison Hendrix:
Who is Rachel? Can someone tell me? So she doesn't just show up at my door and I have no idea who she is.

Sarah Manning:
Amelia said she heard her doctors, back in the day, discussing a child raised by neolution.

Felix Dawkins:
She's a proclone? God, you three are weird enough.

Felix Dawkins:
You know, if Sarah were here, she'd kick your willowy ass.

Vic:
[At and A.A meeting] I guess my turning point was when the love of my life; let's just call her "Sarah". Sarah broke up with me by faking her own death, initiating events which began with the loss of my finger, led to various other humiliations, and, ultimately, to the business end of a nail gun.That's when I just said to myself "I need help". I need help. So, like I said before, my name's Victor. I'm an addict, maybe, you know, so Peace out.

Helena:
Sestra. You're my twin sister.

Sarah Manning:
I don't want to be your sister, meathead. Look, I just want you to know you're not the original. Got it? You were born of science, not of some immaculate womb, or whatever bullshit Tomas fed you.

Detective Angela DeAngelis:
You purposely misidentified the body of a police officer.

Felix Dawkins:
It was a terrible case of mistaken identity.

Detective Angela DeAngelis:
You know it's fraud by false representation. That's 2 to 5, with your priors.

Felix Dawkins:
I thought it was my sister. You know, Angela Deangelis, I'm actually quite a fan.

Detective Angela DeAngelis:
Hmm.

Felix Dawkins:
But you really need to get laid.

Detective Angela DeAngelis:
Yeah, tell me about it. But all I seem to meet are gay men. So, public defender, then, is it? We'll get you a real shitty one.

Rachel Duncan:
My name is Rachel Duncan and we are going to come to terms. The agreement defines mutual disclosure and formalizes contact with what I call "Top Side".

Sarah Manning:
"Top Side"? So is this the part where 20 more of you robot b*tches walk in for effect?

Rachel Duncan:
You're not an orphan anymore, Sarah. We found you and my role is to transition you to self-awareness.

Sarah Manning:
A clone fixer. Brilliant.

Alison Hendrix:
They're offering us security, a truce.

Sarah Manning:
Rachel didn't feel like a truce. She felt like a gun to the head.

Cosima Niehaus:
Oh, sh*t. Delphine just got off a plane.

Felix Dawkins:
Here? Stupid, needy b*tch.

Alison Hendrix:
You're moving.

Aynsley Norris:
Yes. Chad got his own place with the dog and I got a very handsome offer on the house. It's the perfect opportunity to get the kids out of this toxic environment.

Alison Hendrix:
Mm, that's priceless.

Aynsley Norris:
Goodbye, Alison. I'm packing. [Goes inside, Alison follows] Oh, Alison, get out!

Alison Hendrix:
Admit it!

Aynsley Norris:
Admit what? That I organized your intervention? My bad. Sorry I care.

Alison Hendrix:
Dr. Leekie came to see me.

Aynsley Norris:
Who? Cray-cray! If it's professional help, I'm all for it.

Sarah Manning:
Ready?

Amelia:
Yes. I carried you both. I need to see her.

Mrs. S:
I don't think that nine months of gestation entitles her to risk us all.

Sarah Manning:
Hey, look, Helena's my twin sister. She has a right to know.

Mrs. S:
Because you shared a womb? Helena. Is. Dangerous.

Vic:
Isn't this place off- limits to you guys? You know, sacred ground or something?

Detective Angela DeAngelis:
Not if you got an outstanding warrant for selling stolen meat?

Vic:
No, smoked pork. I didn't know it was stolen.

Detective Art Bell:
You know, that's lame.

Amelia:
That poor child, Helena. How can two fates be so different? You two are like night and day.

Cosima Niehaus:
Okay, here's the synthetic sequence. And this is the differentiated portion.

Delphine Cormier:
Yes, this is an encrypted I. D. tag. It's how they tell you apart.

Cosima Niehaus:
Okay. But how to decode it? I have four nucleotides to work with G, C, T, and A; and no idea how they're encrypted. I mean, there's thousands of permutations and we're running out of time.

Delphine Cormier:
Yes, but I know your tag number.

Cosima Niehaus:
You do?

Delphine Cormier:
Yes, I saw it many times. It's numeric, so, if we know how that translates, then we can figure out the rest.

Cosima Niehaus:
Okay. What is it?

Delphine Cormier:
It's 324b21.

Delphine Cormier:
324b21? [Delphine nods] Right. I'm 324b21.

Cosima Niehaus:
Okay, think. We're molecular- encoding, from 30 years ago.

Delphine Cormier:
Yes, but we're looking at it from now.

Cosima Niehaus:
Of course. They weren't coding nucleotides.

Delphine Cormier:
It was whole base pairs?

Cosima Niehaus:
Not four letters, but two, AT and GC.

Delphine Cormier:
Ones and zeros.

Cosima Niehaus:
Binary. They were coding in ASCII!

Sarah Manning:
You killed someone I've been dreaming about my whole life.

Helena:
She separated us. She tore us apart. But, now, we're together.

Sarah Manning:
No, we're not. You're nothing to me, just some crazy b*tch wearing my t-shirt.

Helena:
"London Calling". [They fight]

Sarah Manning:
Scientists made one little baby and then we split in two. So I cannot kill you, sister. Like you could not kill me. [Sarah pulls a gun] Sarah. We make a family, yes?

Sarah Manning:
I've already got a family. [Shoots her]

Paul Dierden:
You asked me what happened in Afghanistan. I was a private contractor. I killed six marines. Friendly fire. They covered it up. That's what they have on me. If you were born outside their control, what do they really have on you?

Cosima Niehaus:
Sarah, you can't make a deal.

Sarah Manning:
Why not?

Cosima Niehaus:
Any freedom they promise is bullshit. They're liars. That synthetic sequence, the barcode I told you about? It's a patent.

Sarah Manning:
A patent?

Cosima Niehaus:
We're property. Our bodies, our biology, everything we are, everything we become, belongs to them. Sarah, they could claim Kira.

Sarah Manning:
[Message to Rachel Duncan] Up yours, Proclone.

Delphine:
I can't stop thinking about that kiss.

Cosima Niehaus:
Ah, like in a... not bad way?

Delphine:
Oh, like... I have never thought about bisexuality. I mean, for myself, you know? But, as a scientist, I know that sexuality, is a... is a... is a spectrum. But you know, social biases they, codified attraction. It's contrary to the biological facts... you know.

Cosima Niehaus:
That's... oddly romantic. And totally encouraging.

Alison Hendrix:
Eff It!

Sarah Manning:
Neolution is bullshit, Cosima.

Cosima Niehaus:
No, it isn't, Sarah. It's an applied philosophy with profound implications for what I do.

Sarah Manning:
So you'd go around blackbagging your subjects?

Cosima Niehaus:
That was mistaken identity, okay? Olivier thought you were the killer, Sarah.

Sarah Manning:
Yeah, well, your good friend Dr. Leekie's on his way. Can I expect the same from him?

Cosima Niehaus:
Okay, you know what? You were the one who turned our killer against our creators. I mean, why the hell would you bring Helena into the mix?

Felix Dawkins:
Oi! Ivory tower! This all happened because you got the science wrong.

Cosima Niehaus:
No, I didn't.

Sarah Manning:
Yes, you did, okay? They knew I wasn't Beth, from the medical tests. You said our DNA was identical.

Cosima Niehaus:
It is. You know, maybe it was your sunny personality that gave you away.

Sarah Manning:
Whose bloody side are you on, Cosima?

Felix Dawkins:
Oh, hang up! She's a Freaky Leekie. [Sarah closes the chat]

Sarah Manning:
Sh*t, Fe. Cosima drank the purple Kool Aid.

Paul Dierden:
Sarah's going to have to hole up here for a while.

Felix Dawkins:
You, too? Impinging on my creativity. Shagging in my bed.

Sarah Manning:
[Answering her phone] Alison.

Felix Dawkins:
Oh, brilliant. Invite her too. Then maybe we can all cuddle up with Weight Watchers and Grey's Anatomy.

Mrs. S:
And you're alive.

Sarah Manning:
Yeah. Why?

Mrs. S:
Two homicide detectives on my doorstep this morning quite convinced they'd found your body in a gravel quarry.

Felix Dawkins:
[pause] Who wants mimosas?

Mrs. S:
Sit down and shut your gob! I was tempted to claim the remains and feed them to you both on toast.

Sarah Manning:
Alison's fine.

Felix Dawkins:
She's not fine. She's divorcing Donnie.

Sarah Manning:
Every freak for herself.

Felix Dawkins:
Divorces do really strange things to normals, Sarah. They lose their fake happiness, they forget the way to the mall, and then they come downtown to find themselves.

Paul Dierden:
Olivier Duval. That's a classy pseudonym, bro.

Olivier Duval:
Thank you.

Paul Dierden:
Your real name is Kevin; you're from Wenatchee, Washington; and you have a raft of unsavory sex warrants.

Olivier Duval:
The organization knows that.

Paul Dierden:
Yeah, but the police don't.

Alison Hendrix:
Don't worry. Everything is under control.

Sarah Manning:
Okay, now I'm worried.

Mrs. S:
Okay, so, Helena, Alison, Cosima. Beth is the policewoman.

Sarah Manning:
Yeah, who topped herself, yeah.

Mrs. S:
You.

Alison Hendrix:
Oh, there's probably thousands of us. Unless Helena's killed them all. We're all messed up. Except you, Sarah.

Sarah Manning:
I'm the biggest mess there is, Alison.

Alison Hendrix:
No, no no no, because you say eff it. I tried to say eff it today and I blew up my whole life. I just wanted to say eff this. Eff you. And I effed it. I effed it all up.

Felix Dawkins:
That's Sarah. Whew. I was just so shocked. Seeing her laid out on that slab, looking so... dead, really.

Cosima Niehaus:
I just want to make, like, crazy science with you. Totally crazy science.

Chad Norris:
Singlehood. Free at last, huh?

Alison Hendrix:
What are you doing here, Aynsley?

Chad Norris:
I know, right?

Aynsley Norris:
Chad, go play with your dumbbells. [to Alison] I told you I've got this covered. You're in no condition to be coaching kids.

Chad Norris:
Way to rub salt in the wounds, Ayns.

Felix Dawkins:
Sorry. Couldn't afford lattes for Bonnie and Clyde.

Aynsley Norris:
Whew, divorce. You poor thing. Where are the kids?

Alison Hendrix:
They're at my mother's.

Aynsley Norris:
Do they know? Did you tell them?

Alison Hendrix:
You're just full of questions, aren't you?

Aynsley Norris:
Well, of course I am. I care about you. I knew you were unhappy, but...

Alison Hendrix:
[Interrupts] How did you know? By asking questions. Always asking, asking. Everything you know, you pried right out of me.

Sarah Manning:
[pokes him with her foot] Does it smell?

Felix Dawkins:
Yeah! It smells like a foot. Only worse, because it's yours.

Alison Hendrix:
You know, Chad, this is the first hit I've had since "Godspell" in college.

Chad Norris:
I don't know what that is.

Aynsley Norris:
Get out! Meera saw you screwing my husband! Everyone knows! You screwed my husband!

Alison Hendrix:
Well, maybe, if you paid more attention to him and less to me.

Aynsley Norris:
Get out of the car, Alison! You have no idea who you're dealing with!

Alison Hendrix:
No, I know exactly who you are. You're a sleazy watcher/spy.

Aynsley Norris:
Sleazy? That's rich, coming from a backstabbing psycho slut like you! [the two start to fight]

Alison Hendrix:
I slept with Aynsley's husband.

Sarah Manning:
What?

Alison Hendrix:
I shagged Chad. Then Aynsley attacked me in the middle of the street. I degraded myself and I disgraced my children and I can't go back there.

Sarah Manning:
I seriously underestimated you. I hope you kicked her arse.

Alison Hendrix:
[Sadly] I did. Kind of.

Paul Dierden:
Uh, Dr. Leekie, I'm...

Dr. Aldous Leekie:
Paul Dierden. I hear great things.

Olivier Duval:
Aldous. Aldous, she took my tail.

Dr. Aldous Leekie:
Shut up, Olivier.

Mrs. S:
Well, tell me more, love. I mean, it can't get any stranger than human cloning.

Alison Hendrix:
Well, we live in Scarborough. About a million years ago, I went to university.

Mrs. S:
You went to university?

Alison Hendrix:
Mm! Yes. Kinesiology.

Mrs. S:
[to Sarah] Where'd you go wrong?

Sarah Manning:
Oh, that's just basically massage therapy, in't it?

Alison Hendrix:
No, Sarah. It's very important. It heals. Um, and then I got married. [Starts crying] And everything is sh*t.

Alison Hendrix:
You know, you're very lucky, Sarah. My mother wouldn't be this lovely. My mother would have me put in therapy.

Kira:
You're just like my mum.

Helena:
No, I'm not. She's not real.

Kira:
Of course she is. Helena?

Helena:
Yes, angel?

Kira:
What happened to you?

Helena:
[Teary] I don't know.

Mrs. S:
I was temped to claim the remains and feed them to you both on toast.

[first lines]

[Sarah and Felix dump Seth's body in the bathtub]

Sarah Manning:
We should close his eyes.

Felix Dawkins:
Yeah. [neither of them make a move to do it]

Sarah Manning:
Do you want a drink?

Felix Dawkins:
Yeah. [both of them down a shot of liquor]

Sarah Manning:
[as Art sees Seth's body in Felix's bathtub] Okay. First off, it wasn't us.

Cosima Neihaus:
[on Skype with Sarah and Felix] Oh, yeah. Here's Scott.

Scott:
Hey.

Felix Dawkins:
Hello, Lieutenant Scotty.

Scott:
Don't call me that.

Cosima Neihaus:
No. He's, like, barely a Trekkie - he only went to Comic Con like once.

Gracie Johanssen:
I was just across the street. The baker had a turban. He said he makes the best cinnamon buns in the whole county.

Vera:
Alison, honestly, someone with your issues handling my children...

Alison Hendrix:
Of course. No, I understand. Um, we have something for you, from Ramon [takes out a soap gift-box] . We took over his business. bath beads, body lotions, anything you need... [shows her pills hidden under the soap]... to relax. [Vera buys the gift-box] Oh, it's 60 now for the soap.

Donnie Hendrix:
Though we do offer discounts for referrals.

Alison Hendrix:
So, can I count on your support?

Vera:
Well, tell me about this re-zoning thing.

Sarah Manning:
Oh, trust me. If Helena's an abomination I'm much worse.

Donnie Hendrix:
Ali, we're going to break even in months.

Alison Hendrix:
Mm-hmm

Donnie Hendrix:
We should have been drug dealers years ago.

Alison Hendrix:
Mnh-mnh. "Pharmaceutical Entrepreneurs", Donnie.

Gracie Johanssen:
[saying a prayer before eating at a restaurant] Forgive me my trespasses against the family. And please keep Mark safe and help guide us through this uncertainty.

Sarah Manning:
[sits down at her booth] Amen!

Scott:
[examining histopathology slides of Seth's brain] It's like Swiss cheese in here: Amyloid plaques, rampant cell death.

Cosima Neihaus:
[joins him] Like Spongiform Encephalopathy?

Scott:
Yes, like Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease. He wouldn't have lasted a week.

Cosima Neihaus:
No wonder they're so motivated.

Alison Hendrix:
God. I don't remember the curtain going up. Was I terrible?

Felix Dawkins:
People got their money's worth.

Alison Hendrix:
I'm a mess.

Felix Dawkins:
Okay, let's look at this as a chance to relax.

Alison Hendrix:
I'm in rehab, Felix. There are drunks, drug addicts. I saw one shaving her armpits!

Felix Dawkins:
Well, that's disturbing.

Yvonne:
No drugs or alcohol, of any kind. Any prescribed medication, you get from the desk. We watch you take it.

Alison Hendrix:
I'm not on anything.

Yvonne:
No birth control?

Alison Hendrix:
No. That was never necessary.

Yvonne:
Well, you won't need it in here, anyway, 'cause there's no relations, especially with other residents.

Alison Hendrix:
[Offended] God. I'm married.

Yvonne:
You're also an addict! Addicts do stupid sh*t. You get caught doing the nasty with anyone in here, you're out on your ass.

Alison Hendrix:
I don't believe I've ever done "the nasty".

Sarah Manning:
What's the first rule of war, Fe?

Felix Dawkins:
"Don't mix your camouflage"?

Sarah Manning:
Know your enemy.

Sarah Manning:
Rachel's got an apartment at the Cameron Arms.

Felix Dawkins:
Nice digs. Those are executive suites.

Sarah Manning:
You've been there?

Felix Dawkins:
Well, I can't really divulge, beyond the sordid, but there was this really cute concierge named Troy...

Sarah Manning:
I can't do cops.

Alison Hendrix:
Where am I?

Yvonne:
Girl, you're in the middle of your wake-up call. You in rehab.

Rachel Duncan:
[text to Daniel's phone] Update pls.

Gracie Johanssen:
Go back to hell, where you belong.

Helena:
[feigning death and choking Gracie] Shh... shh. You sleep now.

Cal Morrison:
Ta-da!

Kira:
It's an angel!

Cal Morrison:
Well, I though it was a butterfly, but an angel will do.

Felix Dawkins:
Brilliant. We'll celebrate with brunch and mimosas. Oh, God. Or just brunch.

Cal Morrison:
What's the corporation?

Sarah Manning:
Eh?

Cal Morrison:
Just give me the name.

Sarah Manning:
Dyad Group.

Cal Morrison:
You must've really gotten under their skin.

Sarah Manning:
They sort of got under mine, first.

Felix Dawkins:
I'll have you know I'm versed in Krav Maga!

Sarah Manning:
Ahh! Sh*t! Fe!

Felix Dawkins:
You're a shite burglar.

Felix Dawkins:
Alison's in recovery. Cosima and Delphine are locked in some kind of transgressive lesbian geek spiral, bound to end in tears.

Donnie Hendrix:
Alison.

Alison Hendrix:
Um, no, I don't want to talk to him. He's an enabler, Yvonne.

Yvonne:
You want I should check his crevices?

[Donnie sits down]

Mrs. S:
If Sarah digs any further into this, God knows, a whole world of sh*t is going to unravel.

Troy:
Yes, Miss Duncan. Of course, Miss Duncan. I'm almost there. Yes. Yes.

Sarah Manning:
[imitating Rachel on the phone] I'd like the lights on and the suite to be a perfect 68 degrees. Is that clear, Troy?

Troy:
Absolutely, Miss Duncan. I'm taking care of it right now.

Sarah Manning:
And don't linger, Troy. I'll know if you do.

Felix Dawkins:
Hey. Hey. Are you in? What's it like?

Sarah Manning:
Straight out of Cold B*tch Digest.

Felix Dawkins:
Just think, Sarah. You could've been Rachel.

Sarah Manning:
[Looking through Rachael's closest] She's got good taste. And a boy toy.

Felix Dawkins:
Oh, really? Well, at least she's got feeling somewhere in her body.

Cosima Niehaus:
Yeah. Just not in her soul.

Daniel Rosen:
Tell me where you got this and who else knows about it.

Sarah Manning:
Better idea. Eat me. [spits in his face]

Daniel Rosen:
You're not really the smartest clone, are you?

Helena:
Hello, sestra. Good to see you.

Sarah Manning:
Helena, what are you doing here?

Helena:
I followed you from Mother's house.

Sarah Manning:
I shot you! You were dead! You were dead!

Helena:
Yes, you did. It's a miracle. We were meant to be together.

Sarah Manning:
Stay away from me!

Helena:
Please, sestra. I need your help. Don't send me back. I was married. I think he took something from inside of me.

[last lines]

Henrik Johanssen:
Well, just when the night is darkest, He shines a light. And a new life begins.

Bonnie Johanssen:
Hallelujah.

Gracie Johanssen:
Dad, it's awake.

Henrik Johanssen:
*She's* awake.

Gracie Johanssen:
She's making noises, speaking in gibberish.

Henrik Johanssen:
It's Ukrainian.

Felix Dawkins:
I can't believe you let a cop into Clone Club.

Felix Dawkins:
It could be a trap.

Detective Art Bell:
She's going with me.

Felix Dawkins:
Yeah, it could still be a trap.

Daniel Rosen:
You're gonna regret this, professionally speaking. We know where you live.

Detective Art Bell:
Why do I doubt that?

Daniel Rosen:
We know where you work.

Sarah Manning:
Look, I need you to keep telling me we can make it.

Felix Dawkins:
We can.

Sarah Manning:
Whose side are you on, S?

Mrs. S:
Yours, love. It's always been yours.

Cosima Niehaus:
I was right. It's clone jail.

Delphine Cormier:
It's not.

Cosima Niehaus:
You know, if I wanted an obsolete lab, I could just go to a community college.

Alexander:
Hi. I'm Alexander. I'm the director.

Felix Dawkins:
Yes, I've seen where that hand's been.

Alison Hendrix:
I killed Aynsley.

Felix Dawkins:
No! No, darling.

Alison Hendrix:
Yes I did. Yes.

Felix Dawkins:
No. Well... I mean, not really, you know, just like hardly.

Alison Hendrix:
Oh, God. You can't tell Sarah, please. You can't tell anybody.

Felix Dawkins:
Okay. You got any ideas or you just want to keep drinking?

Alison Hendrix:
I think I need to keep drinking for a while, and then I'll have an idea.

Helena:
Who are you?

Mark:
Family.

Alison Hendrix:
Worried. That I might do something drastic? To myself? To you?

Rachel Duncan:
Hello. Rachel Duncan.

Cosima Niehaus:
You sure are. I'm Cosima. The real Cosima, not the one who kicked your ass, or whatever. Gotta love concealer.

Rachel Duncan:
I hear you're very clever.

Cosima Niehaus:
Yeah? I was clever when I was like, six.

Rachel Duncan:
So, you're gay.

Cosima Niehaus:
My sexuality's not the most interesting thing about me.

Sarah Manning:
Mrs. S has loads of secrets. Some of them are good, yeah?

Kira:
Maybe, but I don't think so.

Sarah Manning:
We should go.

Kira:
Yeah.

Alison Hendrix:
Even my own clones think I'm useless.

Felix Dawkins:
Oh, no! Darling, no. You have a musical to focus on.

Alison Hendrix:
I killed Aynsley, Felix.

Felix Dawkins:
Aynsley wore a scarf in the kitchen.

Henrik Johanssen:
You know, a wise man once said, "Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind."

Tomas:
Einstein didn't believe in God.

Cosima Niehaus:
What,you're accusing me of colluding with Sarah too, I'm sorry, sh*t-kick Rachel? I don't know - Why would I do that?

Delphine Cormier:
Aldous, Sarah, she's a con artist. She fooled us too.

Dr. Aldous Leekie:
Did she?

Delphine Cormier:
She stole *your* pass card.

Cosima Niehaus:
Really? [Tries to resist smiling]

Mrs. S:
Brenda used to run strike kitchens on nothing more than scrap meat and canned veg.

Brenda:
I tried to keep Siobhan in the kitchen, but she preferred scrubbing Kalashnikovs to pots and pans.

Sarah Manning:
What kind of strikers need machine guns?

Mrs. S:
I was on... Guns for Funds.

Felix Dawkins:
We just need to prove that Donnie's really your monitor.

Alison Hendrix:
How? I mean, he's bamboozled me for all of these years. He is very good at being evil.

Delphine Cormier:
[to Cosima] And I just want to make crazy science with you.

Rachel Duncan:
These are the results of your last medical tests.

Cosima Niehaus:
What tests?

Rachel Duncan:
You visited your university GP two weeks ago - blood tests. You have a high lymphocyte count along with high CRP and ESR.

Brenda:
Now you tell me: who are these cursed children you brought into our lives?

Mrs. S:
They're Project LEDA.

Brenda:
I don't know what that is.

Mrs. S:
Good. [she shoots Brenda]

Sarah Manning:
Hey, how come my original looks nothing like me?

Scott:
Yeah, that's one of the cool things about a Chimera.

Kendall Malone:
I'm right bloody here!

Scott:
Sorry. With two different cell lines in your body, they express differently in combination. But isolate the female genome and you get...

[gestures to Sarah]

Sarah Manning:
Uh, No one is getting incinerated, alright?

Marci Coates:
Alison, we're not in India. There's no provisions for loudspeakers on election day.

Alison Hendrix:
Well, I think that's what you call a loophole, Marci.

Marci Coates:
You are perilously close to violating the election charter.

Alison Hendrix:
[points megaphone at Marci and speaks into it] Kids not cuts! [Marci leaves] Okay, who would like some free soap?

Ferdinand:
Delphine, there is nowhere I like to be more than under the heel of a woman. But sometimes it makes me seethe. Rachel was special. She was so beautifully brittle.

Ferdinand:
Last time I saw you, you were shackled in the basement.

Sarah Manning:
Was I? [imitating Rachel's accent] "You've come all this way across the pond, why not try some local colour?"

Ferdinand:
Who's a dirty clone?

Sarah Manning:
You are.

Kendall Malone:
[sees Cosima] Look at this one! Like a pikey with that hair. Another pikey bloody doctor, stealing my genes like Duncan.

Cosima Niehaus:
[to Kendall] So could you give a sister a little blood?

Felix Dawkins:
You always think that I can't handle the tough stuff, but you know what, Sarah? This time, follow my lead, okay?

[he breaks the door down with one hard kick]

Felix Dawkins:
Holy shite, that worked!

Sarah Manning:
That was badass, Fe.

Felix Dawkins:
Thank you.

Siobhan Sadler:
If those two can sequence your genome, your miserable genetics might actually help.

Kendall Malone:
They're your genes, too. And this is how you treat me. No bath, no bed to sleep in.

Siobhan Sadler:
[laughing] Bath is it?

[Siobhan uncovers a tub and many 2.5-litre jugs of concentrated sulfuric acid]

Siobhan Sadler:
Here's your bath now.

Jesse:
Howdy, Helena.

Helena:
Howdy, Jesse Towing.

Kendall Malone:
What's that then?

Siobhan Sadler:
Sulfuric acid. Two ways to thoroughly destroy genetic material: incineration or chemical reaction.

Kendall Malone:
Huh! And here's me thinking you were going to kill me with that bat.

Siobhan Sadler:
I was planning garden shears, actually.

Helena:
I have science baby inside me but you are my first.

Delphine Cormier:
You're fine.

Krystal Goderitch:
No, I'm not fine. Why do weird things keep happening to me? [gestures to the oxygen cannula] What's in my nose? What is it in my nose?

Rudy:
Do you remember your childhood?

Helena:
Every minute.

Rudy:
I remember sleeping, my brothers breathing in unison. We'd sleepwalk out of bed and all pile up in a corner like puppies.

Helena:
When I was nine I was made to shoot puppy.

Rudy:
We're just like you, Helena.

Helena:
[Helena finishes taping weapons securely into her hands] Prison rules. Only one of us leaves here alive.

[Rudy has a brief "glitch"]

Helena:
Hmm. It's happening to you.

[offers him the roll of duct tape]

Rudy:
I don't tape.

Helena:
You will be sorry when I slice your bicep.

[she drop-kicks the roll of tape, hitting Rudy square in the face]

Donnie Hendrix:
This is the call. [hands the phone to Alison]

Alison Hendrix:
Hello! Yes, yes, this is she... I see... I... I understand. Thank you. [puts the phone down]

Alison Hendrix:
[to Donnie] 56.

[SPOILER]

Sarah Manning:
They haven't just infiltrated Leda. They run Castor, too. Both projects.

Ferdinand:
[picks up a bat] Makes sense, no? Those genetically obsessed zealots. I hate Neolutionists. I hate them. I hate them! [hits his thug repeatedly with the bat] Hate them! Hate them! hate them!

Kendall Malone:
Jesus, Mary and Joseph! [crosses herself]

Ferdinand:
Neos in Castor, Neos in Topside. Neos right next to me!

Bulldog:
[weakly] We're everywhere.

Ferdinand:
I knew it! They're like ticks! You never know when you've got one on you.

[seated at a dinner table with Felix and Cosima]

Scott:
Yeah, because in a Chimera, each cell line influences the phenotype of the whole.

Cosima Niehaus:
The epigenetic implications themselves are just mind-blowing.

[Donnie pours them some wine]

Felix Dawkins:
Donnie, you're a civilian. Would you please say something understandable.

Donnie Hendrix:
The frickin' beef is the bomb.

Felix Dawkins:
Thank you.

Alison Hendrix:
Well, um, save room for the... ethnic cake. Wh-what's it called, Helena?

Helena:
Babka cake.

Alison Hendrix:
Babka cake.

Sarah Manning:
What is that?

Alison Hendrix:
It's a sort of a Ukrainian traditional... thing.

Prof. Susan Duncan:
Hello, dear Rachel. Welcome home.

[Gemma practices her martial arts moves]

Helena:
Very good. You are a fierce warrior. You will win this competition.

Gemma Hendrix:
Oscar says I'm too small.

Helena:
No, small is good. Small is a weapon. When I stand this close, when I hit, you block.

[demonstrates the move with Gemma]

Helena:
Then you look me in the eyes, and you punch.

[puts Gemma's fist on her throat]

Helena:
Ack! I am choking, so you come where I am vulnerable, like this.

[puts Gemma's fingers over her eye sockets and imitating being in pain]

Helena:
Ahh! Ack!

Gracie Johanssen:
Helena! We don't do things like that anymore, remember?

Gemma Hendrix:
I don't think I'm allowed.

Siobhan Sadler:
Look, the reason we're here goes back to those days. I want you to just have a look at this and see what you make of it. [shows him Duncan's code]

Terrence:
"In London town we all fell down..." Who you after, bleedin' Mother Goose?

Siobhan Sadler:
Could be.

Cosima Niehaus:
Dude, this sucks. Is this all you have? Schnapps?

Scott:
I don't really entertain much.

[alternating cuts of Mrs S singing in the pub and Terrance at his flat being beaten up by Ferdinad's thug]

Siobhan Sadler:
We are backed up, we are backed up so far.

[brief cut to Terrance being thrown through a pane-glass door]

Siobhan Sadler:
We are knuckled down, buckled under, pushed around and torn asunder

[brief cut to Terrance being repeatedly punched]

Siobhan Sadler:
There isn't a day I don't love you.

[brief cut to Terrance being choked with a garrote]

Siobhan Sadler:
Are we gonna get up? / Are we gonna stay on the floor?

[brief cut to Terrance being thrown to the floor]

Siobhan Sadler:
Are we gonna get up? / Are we gonna stay on the floor?

[brief cut to Terrance trying to crawl away]

Siobhan Sadler:
Are we gonna get up? / Are we gonna stay on the floor? / I'm getting up!

[final cut to Terrance on the floor, bloody and struggling to get up]

Ferdinand:
You will tell me what I want to know.

Helena:
Your face is damaged.

Donnie Hendrix:
I was jogging. I... bumped into a post. I'm just looking for a Band-Aid.

Helena:
A post made of fists, I think.

Donnie Hendrix:
All right, you know what? It's fertilized embryos. My wife and I are having a little trouble...

Pouchy:
[speaking in Portugese to his thugs] A sua arma esta vazia!

[his thugs laugh]

Donnie Hendrix:
I'm sorry, what? My gun... Oh, I get it. Empty gun, shooting blanks. Yep, that's me.

Donnie Hendrix:
Alison? Honey, I said to wait in the car.

Helena:
[disguised as Alison and making an attempt at a Canadian accent] You were taking a long time. I came to check up. [rubs his belly] Husband.

Joao:
What's up with your voice?

Helena:
[pretends to cough] I have a cold.

Donnie Hendrix:
Yeah, yeah, it's one of those really bad ones that messes with your... syntax.

Shay Davydov:
[to Delphine] Where is Cosima? This is why she was acting so weird this morning. You've gone all "Single White Female" on her!

Alison Hendrix:
Ah, Donnie, there you are. You wouldn't believe the day I've had!

[sees his wounds]

Alison Hendrix:
What happened to your face?

Sarah Manning:
You stay on the lookout, you call me if anything happens.

Felix Dawkins:
I'll be here... [Sarah leaves]... pissing my pants.

Helena:
[to Pouchy and his thugs] You should not threaten babies.

[SPOILER]

Delphine Cormier:
[to Shay] You know, when I was at boarding school, there was a girl I knew very well, and she attempted suicide. She slit her wrists in the bathtub. But it wasn't enough. She should have cut the metatarsal arteries on the top of her feet too.

Kassov:
Sorry, mate. Ain't taking fares.

Ferdinand:
I'm sure you'll make an exception.

Alison Hendrix:
[Brandishing a gun] Be quiet, my kid's are sleeping.

Sarah Manning:
You're going to shoot me while your kids are sleeping?

Desk Clerk:
We had a noise complaint, which led to a security check. Ma'am, your room was trashed.

Sarah Manning:
[as Katja] Rock and roll.

Hotel Security:
Rock and roll? The sink is broken. What the heck is wrong with you?

Vic:
Love is imperfect. Love is imperfection itself.

Felix Dawkins:
If that's your definition, no wonder she jumped.

Felix Dawkins:
Vic! I have a knife and I will stab you in the face!

Desk Clerk:
Are you enjoying the city?

Sarah Manning:
[as Katja] It's killing me.

Felix Dawkins:
[Driving with Sarah] Oh, my God! Ugh! You know I never would've got in if you said we were going to suburbia. Don't stop. Someone might speak to us. God! Christ. You know, my skin just breaks out every time I leave the downtown.Yeah, yeah. Right there. Look acne.

Sarah Manning:
No, I don't see acne.

Felix Dawkins:
Am I blushing? There's redness! Right there! Tiny, little suburban stress zits, emerging in direct proximity to bad architecture.

Alison Hendrix:
[On the phone] You need to get rid of the body.

Sarah Manning:
[as Beth] How? Like how?

Alison Hendrix:
I don't know! You're the cop. Like buy a shovel.

Detective Art Bell:
Can you hear me knocking? No? Because you're not home.

Sarah Manning:
[as Beth] Okay, I'm in Scarborough.

Detective Art Bell:
What? Why?

Sarah Manning:
I had to go to Bed, Bath & Beyond, okay? Nobody wants to admit that.

Cosima Niehaus:
[On the phone] Beth, where have you been?

Sarah Manning:
Uh, where have I been? Um, long story.

Cosima Niehaus:
Well?

Sarah Manning:
Well, what?

Cosima Niehaus:
Did you meet the German? I can't get a hold of her. Beth? What?

Sarah Manning:
The German's dead.

Cosima Niehaus:
Dead?

Sarah Manning:
Yeah, someone shot her, right in front of me!

Cosima Niehaus:
Oh, Jesus! Are you all right?

Sarah Manning:
No! No, I'm not all right! She's in the back of my car! There's blood everywhere!

Rockabilly Bob:
Freaks and punks, lost puppies. We always had a friend in Sarah. You have a few words, Felix?

Felix Dawkins:
Hmm? Mm.

Rockabilly Bob:
Anything you want to express?

Felix Dawkins:
Oh, no, I I can't, Bob. I'm too verklempt.

Vic:
I want to get to know Sarah's daughter.

Vic:
Out, Vic!

Felix Dawkins:
Why not?

Felix Dawkins:
There's a reason you never met her.

Vic:
What is it?

Felix Dawkins:
Well, let's see. For starters, you're a drug dealer.

Felix Dawkins:
Aren't you supposed to wait, like, three days before rising?

Sarah Manning:
I need you to tell Mrs. S. I'm not dead, yeah? That it was all a mistake.

Felix Dawkins:
No! No way. You do it.

Sarah Manning:
If I walk in there now, after 10 months, think about how hard she can make custody.

Felix Dawkins:
What, so I go in and I say what?

Sarah Manning:
Lie?

Paul Dierden:
I'm worried you're losing the plot again. We've been here before.

Sarah Manning:
No, Paul, we definitely haven't been here before.

Mrs. S:
I knew it was too good to be true. Sarah's too tough to commit suicide. Most feral mutt I ever took in. Don't shrug. Staging a funeral to get away from Vic. Why would you help with such a stupid plan?

Felix Dawkins:
Vic's a dick?

Dr. Anita Bower:
By your own admission of blackout or psychotic break, I can't recommend you for duty.

Sarah Manning:
That's not going to work for me.

Dr. Anita Bower:
I understand, you're a cop, but this is my job.

Sarah Manning:
Can you read that back again? That, um, "I'm missing myself. I glitched". Does that sound stoned to you?

Dr. Anita Bower:
"Glitched" sounds stoned?

Dr. Anita Bower:
We have known each other for a while, now, Beth Yeah?

Sarah Manning:
That's where you're wrong.

Sarah Manning:
I just need you to be my backup, okay?

Felix Dawkins:
I don't do backup! I don't even know what backup is!

Sarah Manning:
Give me half an hour.

Felix Dawkins:
What am I supposed to do 'til then?

Sarah Manning:
Nothing. I just need somebody to know where I am. [Starts to leave]

Felix Dawkins:
Wait, that is not comforting!

Sarah Manning:
I've never known a blood relation, but being your twin certainly sucks.

Alison Hendrix:
You really have no idea, do you?

Cosima Niehaus:
[Entering] Hey. I'm Cosima. We talked on the phone.

Sarah Manning:
Bloody hell. How many of us are there?

[first lines]

Dr. Aldous Leekie:
Rachel, you don't need to see this.

Rachel Duncan:
I demanded to. Now, move.

Sarah Manning:
Oi! Just... just... just get her something to wear, please?

Felix Dawkins:
Fine. I'm sure I've got a Ukrainian folk costume in here, somewhere.

[Helena hisses at Felix]

Felix Dawkins:
Oh, god!

Sarah Manning:
Hey! Hey hey hey. You treat him with respect. You got it? That's my brother. Which means he's one of our sisters. Family. You get it, meathead?

Helena:
Do not call me this.

Sarah Manning:
Do you understand, Helena?

Helena:
He is sestra?

Felix Dawkins:
Oh, god.

Paul Dierden:
Are you asking me if I'm interested or reminding me I have no choice?

Rachel Duncan:
It's a promotion, Paul. A very handsome one, if you have the starch for it. Where are you with the new stem-cell line, Aldous?

Dr. Aldous Leekie:
My in vitro tests have been very promising. Promising enough to treat Cosima.

Rachel Duncan:
Shut down the tests. Until Sarah comes to heel, Cosima will suffer.

Cosima Niehaus:
Scott, you're supposed to be my expert on genetic patents, here.

Scott:
I just blog about it. Why can't I come work for you on the super-sensitive sh*t?

Cosima Niehaus:
Delphine, why can't Scott come and work with us on the super-sensitive sh*t?

Delphine Cormier:
Because we'd have to kill his family.

Kira:
Where are you?

Sarah Manning:
I'm uh... I'm in a place where bands play.

Kira:
What bands?

Sarah Manning:
I don't know. Bobby, who's playing tonight?

Bobby:
The Sh*t Goblins. [whispers] Sorry.

Felix Dawkins:
Look, Helena, he wants to help you and Sarah.

Helena:
He lies down with pigs.

[makes pig noises]

Helena:
I want to tell you something.

Detective Art Bell:
Yeah.

Helena:
These, I like.

[takes donut]

Sarah Manning:
This was never a game, you stupid twat.

Cosima Niehaus:
Are you sure this is a good idea?

Delphine Cormier:
If he's withholding promising treatment from you, yes.

Cosima Niehaus:
He's going to ruin your career, destroy your reputation as a budding lesbian.

Sarah Manning:
Helena? Don't jump out and scare us with an ax, or some sh*t.

Helena:
A little more off the back, Helena. Yes, Rachel, of course. So pretty, you are. So much money. So much money.

Helena:
Do you like my hair, Paul? Yeah, very pretty, dirty sexy Rachel. Like my mother.

Sarah Manning:
Helena. You can't do this. You can't.

Helena:
Rachel is problem. I fix problem.

Sarah Manning:
I wish you could. They've got Felix.

Helena:
Brother sestra.

Helena:
You make me cry, sestra.

Sarah Manning:
Come on, meathead.

Helena:
Don't call me this.

Sarah Manning:
Professor Ethan Duncan, alive.

Dr. Aldous Leekie:
Where?

Sarah Manning:
It's vital my brother goes free. All charges dropped.

Dr. Aldous Leekie:
Find him, I can pull the levers to countermand Rachel, and guarantee Cosima will be able to continue the treatment.

Sarah Manning:
What - what treatment?

Dr. Aldous Leekie:
Ah, so you don't share everything.

Sarah Manning:
What? What is she sick?

Dr. Aldous Leekie:
Unfortunately, yes.

Sarah Manning:
If anybody follows us, I'm going to sic Helena on all of you.

Sarah Manning:
Right, so how do we find Swan Man?

Helena:
Mrs. S has nice truck. Much leg rooms.

Sarah Manning:
Helena, where are we going?

Helena:
Cold River.

Sarah Manning:
What's that, a town?

Helena:
The Place of Screams.

Colin:
Is it safe to come in?

Felix Dawkins:
That all depends on what you're scared of.

Colin:
Hmm, I don't know, cops showing up at my desk, full of innuendo about you?

Felix Dawkins:
All of that has blown over.

Cop:
[Shortly after there's a knock at the door] Felix Dawkins? Search warrant.

Colin:
Oh, sh*t, not again!

Rachel Duncan:
I'm in need of a new monitor.

Paul Dierden:
[Surprised] You have a monitor?

Dr. Aldous Leekie:
She did. Daniel.

Rachel Duncan:
I've been self-aware since I was a child. I'm not exempt from the program. I simply enjoy a unique vantage, one with privilege.

Dr. Aldous Leekie:
She needs full-time personal security. And you submit data to me on her health and well being, like any other subject.

Paul Dierden:
Are you asking me if I'm interested or reminding me I have no choice?

Felix Dawkins:
You do realize I'm going to have to paint this, to come to terms with it.

Sarah Manning:
Please don't.

Felix Dawkins:
Yeah, you're right. I mean, you shot your evil twin sister dead, only to have her arise and gut Rachel's henchman. How could I capture the nuance?

Paul Dierden:
Felix will be charged with murder, unless Rachel gets what she wants.

Sarah Manning:
So your little trip to Taiwan really paid off. How many clone notches in your belt now, eh, Paul, 3?

Gracie Johanssen:
I was protecting us. Not taking a real life, like killing a coyote that wants to eat our chickens. I'm so sorry, father.

Henrik Johanssen:
Just you help us get her back and all will be forgiven.

Bonnie Johanssen:
And, if you don't... then you will carry the child yourself.

Dr. Aldous Leekie:
I'm going to tell you something that only a handful of people know. Twenty years ago, there was a fire in one of our labs. Several scientists died, reams of data lost, and the original genome was destroyed.

Cosima Niehaus:
So all of this secrecy around the original genome is because it doesn't exist?

Dr. Aldous Leekie:
Yes. The entire project is essentially an orphan. We lost your prehistory, Cosima, and, with it, all record of several synthetic sequences embedded in your DNA.

Cosima Niehaus:
What kind of synthetic sequences?

Dr. Aldous Leekie:
The sequences that make you possible. That overcame the viability issues that have haunted us ever since.

Cosima Niehaus:
So you lost the map. So finding the sequence in the genome is like looking for hay in a haystack.

Cal Morrison:
What are you drawing?

Kira:
A picture.

Cal Morrison:
I didn't think your mom had any sisters.

Kira:
They're new. They all look the same, but I can tell them apart.

Dr. Aldous Leekie:
Here we go. Just an intradermal test to see how your body responds.

Cosima Niehaus:
Yes, if my arm falls off, then we know. [laughs]

Delphine Cormier:
Or if you grow another limb.

Cosima Niehaus:
Yeah. Ew.

Sarah Manning:
So pick some clothes, wash up, and do everything he tells you to.

Helena:
[enters the bathroom] Thank you, Felix.

Felix Dawkins:
Just don't murder my rubber duckie.

Scott:
Back in the early '80s, genetics was like the Wild West. No one knew the science. The laws didn't exist, so they slapped provisional patents on everything.

Cosima Niehaus:
Like pissing on a fencepost.

Delphine Cormier:
This is the beginning of getting you well, Cosima.

Dr. Aldous Leekie:
You know what this is? Synthetic amniotic fluid. We're developing an artificial womb. Bit of a hobby of mine.

Paul Dierden:
I like pottery.

Cosima Niehaus:
Did you ever stop to think, once, that this is my decision and not yours!

Delphine Cormier:
There is no decision, Cosima. You have one way forward and this is it.

Cosima Niehaus:
This is my lab. My body! I'm the science! Get out!

Dr. Marion Bowles:
If Rachel's become too entangled, we have to step in.

Dr. Aldous Leekie:
She will fight.

Dr. Marion Bowles:
And she will lose. You know, I was just thinking - our paths rarely cross anymore.

Dr. Aldous Leekie:
My misfortune.

Dr. Marion Bowles:
But, when they do, it's almost always because of Sarah Manning. We need to look at that.

Felix Dawkins:
Hey, Sarah. Look. We need your help with a little something at rehab.

Sarah Manning:
What's Alison done? She hurled herself off the wagon?

Alison Hendrix:
I am sober as a judge, Sarah. It's you, your people, your finks and rats and snitches and fuzz. Vic's here and he's going to give me up to the police unless you meet with him. I need you to come here right now and clean up your doo-doo.

Sarah Manning:
Where's Alison?

Felix Dawkins:
Welcoming her family. It's some kind of public flagellation day.

Vic:
I have to atone.

[reads from a slip]

Vic:
Dear Sarah, you are a rock in my stream, blocking the flow.

Sarah Manning:
I'm not getting it, Vic.

Vic:
I have to apologize, okay?

Sarah Manning:
Okay. Good. Yeah, fine, accepted.

Vic:
Wait, I haven't done it, yet.

Sarah Manning:
Uh, I atone you, Vic. You're atoned, okay? Okay? Okay? We're done? Cool. Thank you. [Turns to leave]

Vic:
Wait a minute. Sarah, you don't have anything you want to say to me? After everything? Come on, the heartbreak. The finger loss.

Sarah Manning:
Oh, you want me to apologize to you?

Felix Dawkins:
Which of the 12 Steps is that?

Vic:
Sarah, you always do this to me. You always keep yourself at a distance. You never let me in.

Felix Dawkins:
Well, no wonder with those giant banana hands of yours.

Vic:
Do you smell salt? [collapses onto a table]

Sarah Manning:
Oh! What the hell just happened?

Felix Dawkins:
I may have spiked his tea.

Felix Dawkins:
Oh, Christ, it looks like he was molested by elves.

Sarah Manning:
[as Alison] Thank you all for coming, today. Not that any of us really had any choice, I guess. So, um, we stand among you today, pill-poppers and booze hounds, hopheads, tweakers, rummies...

Felix Dawkins:
I swear to Jesus, I'm done with glitter.

Donnie Hendrix:
Alison? Wha... ?

Alison Hendrix:
Yes, relax, Donnie. It's Sarah Manning, the runaway clone. So, I guess you'll be running off to call Dr. Leekie, hmm?

Donnie Hendrix:
C... Clone?

Sarah Manning:
I don't think he knows, Alison.

Alison Hendrix:
Of course he knows. He's a monitor.

Felix Dawkins:
No, darling, I think Sarah's right. This kind of cluelessness can't be faked.

Ethan Duncan:
Rachel. My dear, dear Rachel.

Rachel Duncan:
Hello, father.

Alison Hendrix:
You destroyed us, Donnie, with the spying, and the lies. I love you so much and you ruined our family. And you're so stupid, you don't even know why.

Rachel Duncan:
Go now. Don't get in your car. Don't go home. You might survive.

Dr. Aldous Leekie:
Thank you.

Rachel Duncan:
It's foolish to spare you. But you raised me. Nurture prevails.

Alison Hendrix:
I can't go to jail, Felix. I don't have the temperament. In the shower, if they touch me, I will cut them.

Felix Dawkins:
You selfish, manure bag of a man!

Vic:
What's this?

Felix Dawkins:
You were supposed to come to rehab to heal and to grow. You're not supposed to come to get even sleazier.

Cal Morrison:
I got contacts, sources. Some of them are tinfoil-hat guys. But the chatter about the DYAD Group, it's...

Sarah Manning:
What?

Cal Morrison:
Hey. Listen. We're just gonna do it. We're just gonna say it out loud, okay? Your big secret. Sarah Manning, I know this may sound crazy, but I think you're... a... Pisces. [Smiles] Am I right?

Sarah Manning:
You twat.

Cal Morrison:
It makes so much sense to me.

Mrs. S:
Seems safe to assume Rachel doesn't know Leekie killed her mother.

Sarah Manning:
What? How do you know that?

Mrs. S:
He told me, in not so many words. He does want Duncan silent and all the science to himself.

Sarah Manning:
What, you talked to Leekie?

Mrs. S:
Divide and conquer, Sarah. But if we drop this bomb on Rachel, there's no telling which one of them will fall.

Sarah Manning:
I'm good with either one. Let's blow up their sh*t.

Mrs. S:
I'll set it up.

Alison Hendrix:
[Talking about Ansley] I guess, you know, in that sense she had it coming.

Vic:
Had what coming?

Alison Hendrix:
Oh, just an incident.

Vic:
Come on, Ali. Unburden yourself. That's why we're here.

Alison Hendrix:
No, I can't.

Vic:
Hey. Look at me. You can trust me. The stuff that I've done - no judgment.

Alison Hendrix:
I slept with her husband. In a parking lot. Do you think I'm awful?

Vic:
No, I think you're brave. Alison, you're brave for sharing. Feels nice, feels good, no?

Alison Hendrix:
Yeah.

Vic:
You know, the next step is, you have to learn to forgive...

Alison Hendrix:
Then I killed her [Vic is dumbfounded] Well, she was choking and I didn't stop it.

Vic:
What, like on a piece of chicken?

Alison Hendrix:
No. Not like on a piece of chicken. I could have saved her, and I didn't. [Whispering] She clawed at the countertop begging for her life I stood there, until it was over. [sighs cheerily] It feels so good to say it out loud.

Vic:
[Freaked out] Yeah, I bet.

Alison Hendrix:
Felix, we have a problem.

Felix Dawkins:
What? Why are you whispering?

Alison Hendrix:
Because I'm not supposed to be using the telephone.

Mrs. S:
What have we there?

Ethan Duncan:
[holding several old floppy disks] Everything, Mrs. Sandler. Absolutely everything.

Cal Morrison:
So, look, I've been I've been working on something for the past few days. I think I might have the answer for us.

Sarah Manning:
Okay.

Cal Morrison:
Reykjavik.

Sarah Manning:
What was the question?

Cal Morrison:
I'm serious. I have people there.

Sarah Manning:
Who's got people in Iceland?

Kira:
When are we going to get breakfast?

Sarah Manning:
We'll get you something now, yeah?

Felix Dawkins:
Well, I'd have happily taken us to that last greasy spoon, but Mummy threw my Visa card out the window.

Kira:
Because they might track us.

[Sarah and Felix exchange surprised glances]

Detective Angela Deangelis:
That Shakira-haired look-alike? Gone.

Detective Angela Deangelis:
You know you're letting down two partners now, right? Me *and* Beth.

Donnie Hendrix:
Well, why don't you sit down right here and let me relax you? You know, morning's my best time.

Alison Hendrix:
I just showered.

Helena:
Why am I here?

Gracie Johanssen:
Father says he wants you to join our family.

Helena:
I've already got a family.

Gracie Johanssen:
You're barely even human.

Helena:
I have a twin... sestra. And a pleminnytsya. A niece.

Felix Dawkins:
Felix. Foster brother and an avowed pacifist.

Alison Hendrix:
Holy f... fishsticks.

Kira:
Do you like Cal?

Sarah Manning:
Yeah. A long time ago, I liked him very much.

Kira:
I like his beard. [Sarah laughs]

Delphine Cormier:
You know, we are telling you everything now, but if you can't handle it...

Cosima Niehaus:
I can handle it. Don't be a b*tch.

Delphine Cormier:
That's what I thought.

Felix Dawkins:
You are a bloody wrecking ball. You are an exploding cigar. Do you know that?

Felix Dawkins:
I've got other drama in my life, Sarah. Alison's musical opens tomorrow. She needs me. [Sarah scoffs] There's no place for me here. Nothing more to say. Except goodbye to Kira.

Sarah Manning:
All right, Fe?

Felix Dawkins:
[Sarcastic] Oh, yeah. I adore camping.

Sarah Manning:
It's not really camping, is it? More like sleeping in a truck.

Felix Dawkins:
I slept in the bed of a flatdeck. In my world, that's considered camping. Otherwise known as homeless in the country.

Delphine Cormier:
Dr. Cormier, look at you, waltzing into Leekie's office whenever you wanna.

Delphine Cormier:
Well, only when he's away. But he's away a lot and I like it in here.

Cosima Niehaus:
We should mess with his like little bio-energy hobby farm. [Chuckle] I'm going to put like an electric eel in one of these tubes. He'll be like "Great Scott, I've created life itself".

Felix Dawkins:
You brought us here on purpose. You wanted Kira to meet her father.

Sarah Manning:
I didn't even know he'd be here, Fe.

Felix Dawkins:
Bollocks! That is bollocks, Sarah, and you know it. For eight years. Eight years you pretended you didn't know who he was? You let me narrow it down to Ziggy the drummer or that guy that you met in Orange County, at that bar.

Alison Hendrix:
Red alert, Cosima. I've just been approached by another monitor, which means they know I know about Donnie, which means you definitely can't trust Delphine.

Cosima Niehaus:
That's complicated.

Alison Hendrix:
Complicated? My play opens tomorrow.

Cosima Niehaus:
Your play.

Alison Hendrix:
Don't belittle me, Cosima. Felix is gone. Sarah's gone. You and I are the only ones who can hold down the fort now.

Cosima Niehaus:
Look, I'm having enough trouble holding down my own fort today.

Alison Hendrix:
[Annoyed] Sorry to bother you with the very crucial information that I'm being double monitored!

Cosima Niehaus:
I'm sorry, okay? Just go through the motions with Donnie, okay? Uh, uh Break a leg, or whatever. I'll call you tomorrow, okay?

Alison Hendrix:
Unless Delphine blackbags you into the back of an SUV and then puts you in a rabbit cage somewhere. Then, I'll never speak to you again.

Sarah Manning:
You're damn right.

Katja Obinger:
Just one. I'm a few, no family, too. Who am I?

Felix Dawkins:
How's Vic the dick?

Sarah Manning:
Yeah. I hit him first this time. With an ashtray. So he's a little blue.

Sarah Manning:
Something really weird just happened at the train station.

Felix Dawkins:
What?

Sarah Manning:
I saw a girl kill herself.

Felix Dawkins:
Eeww. A jumper?

Sarah Manning:
Yeah, and she looked exactly like me, Felix.

Felix Dawkins:
What you mean?

[Sarah takes out Elizabeth's wallet]

Felix Dawkins:
Oh! You robbed her body.

Sarah Manning:
No, she left a bag on the platform.

Felix Dawkins:
Isn't that essentially robbing her body?

[Sarah shows him Elizabeth's driver's license]

Felix Dawkins:
Okay, that's... weird.

Sarah Manning:
Yeah, you think?

Felix Dawkins:
"Elizabeth Childs" - It's you with a nice haircut.

Sarah Manning:
And a nice address. What the hell, Fee, did I have a twin sister?

Felix Dawkins:
Well, now, when you're a poor little orphan fosterage, anything's possible. Or so we tell ourselves.

Felix Dawkins:
Sarah, who is Elizabeth Childs?

Sarah Manning:
I don't know. Just a girl who looks like me. Girl with a pretty nice life.

Felix Dawkins:
If it was so nice, why'd she kill herself?

Bobby:
Felix! Use it or hang it up, okay? [Hits him with a dishcloth]

Felix Dawkins:
Do not snap towels at me, Bobby. I had a very traumatic childhood.

Felix Dawkins:
Colin. Can I call you Colin?

Colin:
My mom does.

Vic:
Sarah had a big heart. It was always fight or flight with her. You guys remember how she was right? This is all based on facts. She was the kind of person you want to hang... onto but she would not be held with you.

Paul Dierden:
The Clash?

Sarah Manning:
[as Beth] Oh, yeah, uh... London Calling. The Clash rock.

Paul Dierden:
Yeah, but you don't.

Felix Dawkins:
Oh. You're gonna disappear again.

Sarah Manning:
Yeah, I have to, Fe. It's dangerous sh*t in this life. Somebody keeps texting her.

Felix Dawkins:
Oh, texting! My God, how terrifying!

Felix Dawkins:
Coke?

Sarah Manning:
It's Vic's. Think you can flip it to one of your Bay Street blow boys?

Felix Dawkins:
You have no idea what that costs me.

Sarah Manning:
I'll give you 20%.

Felix Dawkins:
I wasn't talking about my cut, Sarah. I was talking about my pride.

Paul Dierden:
[Beth is training] Are you ready to put your body through months of hell for the full?

Beth Childs:
You're damn right.

Sarah Manning:
[Looking at Beth's phone] Sorry, Art, whoever you are. I'm gone for good.

Colin:
Okay, well, there's a few things you need to sign. But if you - if you need - want - anyone to talk to, you know, over a drink or...

Felix Dawkins:
Well, aren't you an odd duck.

Sarah Manning:
I panicked. What do you want me to say?

Detective Art Bell:
Pretty much anything but "I panicked".

Felix Dawkins:
So, your twin, all hopped up on cop tranquilizers, guns down an innocent Chinese lady holding a cell phone in her hand. Is that true?

Sarah Manning:
I don't know. I'm not even sure her partner knows. Feels like she's lying about something.

Felix Dawkins:
With 75 grand in a new account? She's well dodgy.

Sarah Manning:
Yeah, whatever she was into, it drove her bloody nuts, yeah?

Felix Dawkins:
Yeah, suicide's thrilling.

Sarah Manning:
[At a photo] If that was my boyfriend, I'd jump in front of a train, too.

Felix Dawkins:
Don't say that. Paul's hot and you know it.

Vic:
I'm sorry, man. I don't know where else to go.

Felix Dawkins:
The men's shelter? What the hell happened to your face?

Vic:
I got in a fight.

Felix Dawkins:
Why, Vic? Why are you such a dick?

Sarah Manning:
I didn't want a funeral, for this very reason, Fe.

Felix Dawkins:
Well, you can't do much about that when you're dead, can you?

Felix Dawkins:
What is with the balls of your thumbs? They're so bouncy.

Alison Hendrix:
Felix, are you high?

Felix Dawkins:
Well, I didn't know there was gonna be a huge emergency, did I?

Alison Hendrix:
Sarah can't Just go around shooting people with my guns, they're registered to me. I'm trying to get my family life back in order. I'm not drinking anymore, no more Little helpers. I'm doing a musical.

Felix Dawkins:
Oh, my God, not "Cats"?

Damon:
Are your eggs the domesticated type?

Line Cook:
How do you mean?

Mark:
I believe my friend is asking for free-range eggs, undomesticated.

Line Cook:
No free-range, no free-run. Just normal eggs.

Damon:
Then they're not normal. Your chickens have been interfered with.

Line Cook:
They're not my chickens. They're just my eggs.

Alison Hendrix:
What the dickens?

Sarah Manning:
Hey. Can I borrow your phone?

Game Boy:
Can I touch your boob?

Sarah Manning:
[takes the phone and slaps the back of his head] Cheeky.

Felix Dawkins:
I smell lesbians in my bed last night.

Cosima Niehaus:
Look, I'm not going to apologize for my heart, okay?

Delphine Cormier:
324B21 is showing the same respiratory symptoms as the other two. Congratulations. I'm invested, which, I'm sure, is what you wanted.

Alison Hendrix:
And we will sing, sing, sing away the hours. Shout 'til our throats are sore. And we will raise our voices to the heavens. God himself will hear our mighty roar. And we will wipe, wipe, wipe away the plasma. Scrub off every stain. Since I cannot control my asthma, I'll stand by to entertain.

Detective Art Bell:
Alison Hendrix is in a musical.

Detective Angela Deangelis:
What? What musical?

Detective Art Bell:
It ain't "Cats."

Cosima Niehaus:
Sarah, what are you going to do? Walk into the Dyad with a gun and just start shooting people? I mean...

Sarah Manning:
Yeah.

Delphine Cormier:
You're Sarah.

Sarah Manning:
Yeah, nice to meet you, too.

Delphine Cormier:
Does Cosima know you're doing this?

Sarah Manning:
Depends if I get caught.

Rachel Duncan:
Nobody lays hands on me.

Sarah Manning:
You don't own us.

Sarah Manning:
Come on, get your sh*t together, you silly tit.

Alison Hendrix:
I have a friend who needs a piece... maker.

Skater Girl:
[to Daniel] She says, "Up yours!"

[Sarah pistol whips Paul]

Paul Dierden:
In the face?

Sarah Manning:
Sorry.

Helena:
Excuse me. My sestra shot me.

Dr. Virginia Coady:
You know how this goes. Keep still if you don't want it to hurt. [she injects a sedative into Helena's arm]

Alison Hendrix:
We should maybe take all of the incriminating evidence out of the house anyway. Okay?

Donnie Hendrix:
Okay. That's a good idea.

Alison Hendrix:
Good. Okay.

Donnie Hendrix:
A storage locker like on Breaking Bad.

Alison Hendrix:
Sure. Sure. Look. We'll label everything. We'll put it into tubs, and we'll be able to make it in time for swimming lessons.

Donnie Hendrix:
Oh my god. Is everyone else's life this chaotic?

[Helena removes a tourniquet from her arm]

scorpion:
We don't have much time before the drugs set in.

Helena:
My arm is like dead fish.

Mark Rollins:
[Mark cleans his leg wound] Okay. Go ahead.

Sarah Manning:
I'm not - I'm not putting my finger in your leg.

Mark Rollins:
I need you to go in there and feel the bullet.

Felix Dawkins:
[sees the woolen jumper that Cosima is wearing] Are you - oh, my god. It's hideous.

Cosima Neihaus:
What?

Felix Dawkins:
Looks like you've been mounted by a llama.

Felix Dawkins:
Cosima, this jumper absolutely reeks of pining.

Sarah Manning:
[to Mark] God. You must be one hell of a first date.

Felix Dawkins:
Sarah.

Sarah Manning:
What?

Felix Dawkins:
Um, just don't die... 'cause your first funeral was just agonizing enough.

Paul Dierden:
There's nine of you.

Sarah Manning:
No! There's only one of me.

Dr. Aldous Leekie:
Please. You could be on the cover of Scientific American.

Cosima Niehaus:
Scientific American doesn't put scientists on the cover.

Helena:
I dreamed that we were friends.

Sarah Manning:
We're not friends.

Helena:
We will be. I've seen it... You know my name. Tell me yours.

Sarah Manning:
This friendship isn't there yet.

Paul Dierden:
[Phone call] Hi Beth... I need you to do something for me... They know you're not Beth. Run!

Olivier Duval:
You've created a whole new brand of fratricide.

Kira:
Uncle Felix wasn't bad.

Mrs. S:
He was a different kind of bad.

Paul Dierden:
If you told me what this was about, perhaps I could help you.

Olivier Duval:
Perhaps you are helping me.

Sarah Manning:
Olivier called Paul in hours ago, and he's not picking up.

Cosima Niehaus:
Well, that isn't out of the ordinary, is it?

Sarah Manning:
How should I know? There's nothing normal about any of this, is there?

Cosima Niehaus:
Sarah, this is the new normal, okay? So, Paul's a monitor. He reports to Olivier, his handler, right? As long as Paul is on our side, we can start to finally get some answers.

Sarah Manning:
That's my point, Cosima. What if he's not on our side?

Cosima Niehaus:
If we're going to get past our monitors, we have to engage.

Sarah Manning:
Yeah, look where that got me.

Cosima Niehaus:
Into bed with him?

Sarah Manning:
Okay, look where it got Alison, yeah? She smoked her husband with a golf club on a hunch that he was her monitor and, now, they're away at a couple's retreat, trying to repair their marriage.

Cosima Niehaus:
Okay, I'll obviously approach Delphine way more logically than that.

Janis Beckwith:
The DNA samples from the Jane Doe in the gravel crusher and the killer in the bathroom: A match, same person.

Detective Angela DeAngelis:
That doesn't make any sense.

Detective Art Bell:
Someone in the lab must've messed up, contaminated or mislabeled the samples.

Janis Beckwith:
Not on my watch.

Lieutenant Gavin Hardcastle:
Then what, Janice?

Janis Beckwith:
Our suspect killer's DNA came from blood we found in the bathroom. Maybe the killer planted Jane Doe's blood there.

Detective Art Bell:
What, so she carries around a couple pints of Jane Doe's blood and just splashes it around?

Janis Beckwith:
Well, that's more likely than she walked into my lab and tampered with the samples.

Detective Angela DeAngelis:
Maybe someone with access tampered.

Lieutenant Gavin Hardcastle:
Are you trying to turn my ulcer into a heart attack?

Sarah Manning:
Enough waiting. I need to know what Paul's up to. I'm going in.

Felix Dawkins:
What? No! No! You can't go in there, with your recognizable mug. Besides Clubland is my world. [Pulls out a make-up bag]

Sarah Manning:
You carry that around with you everywhere?

Felix Dawkins:
Maybe.

Felix Dawkins:
I've come all the way from Brixton to party at Neolution before I die. My friends told me to mention Olivier.

Astrid:
You're dying? Then you're not familiar with Neolutionism?

Felix Dawkins:
Oh, there's an -ism.

Tomas:
Your task is more difficult, since the real Beth Childs shot our friend Maggie Chen.

Helena:
The copies, they're harder to find.

Tomas:
Maybe we could use the imposter.

Helena:
I'd like to see her again. Tomas.

Tomas:
It will say anything to justify itself.

Helena:
I'll be strong.

Tomas:
The path to the Shepherd is through the sheep. Find the impostor, bleed it for what it knows, then kill it... You are the original. You are the light.

Helena:
I am the original. I am the light.

Paul Dierden:
This is high-level sh*t, Sarah, an illegal human- cloning trial.

Sarah Manning:
You think I don't know that?

Paul Dierden:
Aren't you the least bit worried that someone might be trying to kill you?

Sarah Manning:
Yes. But at least it's not you.

Cosima Niehaus:
[On the phone] I went with Delphine to one of Leekie's Neolution lectures.

Sarah Manning:
Cosima! You agreed to stay away from Delphine.

Cosima Niehaus:
No, I didn't. You just told me to.

Sarah Manning:
You're going to end up strapped to a gurney, with doctors giving you the probe.

Cosima Niehaus:
I probably already have been. Can we please just get back to Helena?

Sarah Manning:
You know what? Just stay out of my end, I'll stay out of yours. [Hangs up] B*tch.

Cosima Niehaus:
[Also hangs up] B*tch.

Helena:
I want my knife back, the one you took from me.

Sarah Manning:
Right, right, the flying-fish blade. You got a thing for wings, don't you?

Mrs. S:
England was burning, Maggie Thatcher firing on all barrels at Ireland, the Falklands. She sacked Social Security, went after the immigrants, the poor, the unions. What do you remember about Brixton, about my people, then?

Sarah Manning:
Not much. There were always women around. Kids would come and go, wards of the state.

Mrs. S:
They weren't all wards. We were... a safehouse. Some of us worked in Social Services, helping women and kids, refugees, deportees, radicals on the run, that kind of thing. [Points to a photo] And this boy, Carlton.

Sarah Manning:
Yeah, Carlton. I remember him.

Mrs. S:
He was a fine boy. Fine man. Sometimes his pipeline would bring in a child in the black, a child to hide. You were one of them.

Sarah Manning:
Why'd he have to hide me?

Mrs. S:
We didn't ask what we didn't need to know. I had the chance to legitimize a child, so I became your legal guardian. The last time I heard from Carlton, he was about to be arrested and he warned me, he begged me, to move you away, to hide you deeper.

Olivier Duval:
Your subject isn't who we think she is. She's an imposter.

Paul Dierden:
I saw her just a few hours ago.

Olivier Duval:
It wasn't her.

Paul Dierden:
Is this a test of some kind?

Olivier Duval:
The person killing our subjects looks exactly like Beth.

Paul Dierden:
You mean like a twin?

Olivier Duval:
Yes, Paul, like a twin.

Paul Dierden:
I told you to run.

Sarah Manning:
Yeah, I don't do run.

Paul Dierden:
What do you people want?

Olivier Duval:
The future.

Sarah Manning:
Self-directed evolution? You want to grow a tail, that's your business.

Olivier Duval:
Oh, you know about my modest enhancement?

Paul Dierden:
You've got a tail?

Olivier Duval:
The fact that I can have a tail, millions of years after we shed it, reminds me of what we can achieve. Would you like to see it?

Sarah Manning:
God, no.

Detective Angela DeAngelis:
Art! Art, you got to see this. Holy sh*t. It's a match on the Jane Doe print. Who's Sarah Manning?

Detective Art Bell:
And why the hell does she look like Beth?

Sarah Manning:
You know, even if he's not ratting me out in there, those medical tests could still tell him I'm not Beth.

Felix Dawkins:
Cosima said they wouldn't.

Sarah Manning:
Yeah, well, she's blinded by science.

[first lines]

[camera tight on Krystal giving someone a manicure, showing only their hands]

Krystal Goderich:
So this guy, he had, like, a wicked scar, which I was into for some reason. It was kind of dark and mysterious, and my relationship with Hector was open, so I thought whatever, like, this guy's hot. Nobody dies.

[camera pans, revealing that Krystal is one of the Leda clones]

Krystal Goderich:
I was like so wrong.

[camera pans to reveal Dephine's her customer]

Delphine Cormier:
That's terrible.

Krystal Goderich:
So you're a doctor?

Delphine Cormier:
Yes, I have a... family practice.

Benchman:
I have a source inside Leda. But I need something from you.

Dr. Coady:
Inside Leda? How the hell did you manage that? Castor and Leda. I've been feeling this for awhile. It's not just two factions, is it? Who's in charge, David?

Benchman:
Keep your boys alive, doctor, and we can all get what we want.

Donnie Hendrix:
We're not taking in Helena, too, all right? We already hired the Amish girl.

Felix Dawkins:
She's Prolethean, and she and Helena are a package deal.

Donnie Hendrix:
Why doesn't anyone listen to me?

Felix Dawkins:
What?

Alison Hendrix:
We are selling soap with Helena, she's going to help us make it. That is it.

Donnie Hendrix:
That doesn't answer my question, Alison.

Alison Hendrix:
Why nobody listens to you?

Donnie Hendrix:
No, no. Why doesn't the psycho go live with one of her other sisters?

Delphine Cormier:
[to Rachel] You're improving.

Rachel Duncan:
How unfortunate.

Scott:
[motioning to the Agricola game he and Rachel are playing] Yeah, she's already got a house goat and milking stool.

[giving Shay a tour of her lab]

Cosima Niehaus:
Chill zone, over here. Um, protein modelling server, over there, as I'm sure you're aware. Uh, fumigation hood, for [motions smoking a joint] a little of that.

[Scott enters]

Cosima Niehaus:
Oh, and Scott.

Scott:
Hi.

Shay:
Hi, Scott.

Cosima Niehaus:
He... he loves lesbians.

Shay:
Oh, he does?

Scott:
[stammering] Well, I... Can I sequence your genome?

Scott:
[reading the code Rachel translated] In London town we all fell down...

Rachel Duncan:
...and Castor woke from slumber.

Delphine Cormier:
[to Cosima, referring to Shay] You know, my security concerns, they're not jealousy. I'm French. We enjoy lovers.

[Donnie shows Helena how to stir the soap mixture]

Donnie Hendrix:
It can get pretty thick, so you really gotta put your back into it.

Helena:
Sestra Alison has good taste.

Donnie Hendrix:
Yeah, well, she's very crafty.

Helena:
In men.

Donnie Hendrix:
What? Huh?

Helena:
You have meat on your bones. You are strong like baby ox. This I like.

Donnie Hendrix:
[continuing to stir the soap mixture] It's not usually this think when Ali does it. [imitates a Ukrainian accent] So maybe we need two baby ox.

[Helena laughs]

Scott:
[calling to his cat] Denise? Denise, baby? I'm home.

Krystal Goderich:
It's just been very, like, damaging for my psyche.

Felix Dawkins:
Mmm-hmm.

Krystal Goderich:
My biggest fears are literally twins and clowns.

Felix Dawkins:
[mishearing her] Clones?

Krystal Goderich:
Clones? Clowns.

Felix Dawkins:
Clowns! [Felix chuckles]

Krystal Goderich:
Yeah.

Felix Dawkins:
No, clones are worse. Twins!

Krystal Goderich:
Twins, way worse.

Sarah Manning:
[on radio link to Felix, who is breaking into Krystal's locker] What, did you find something?

Felix Dawkins:
[finds a sex toy in Krystal's bag] Far too much, actually.

Zoie:
[discovers Felix in the staff room] You don't belong here.

Felix Dawkins:
[In disguise and with a fake American accent] Yeah, couldn't agree more. I thought it was the loo.

Krystal Goderich:
I just... Everything's kind of on the front of my brain right now. And I just like used to trust people, and now I feel like I have to be paranoid all the time.

Felix Dawkins:
[In disguise and with a fake American accent] Oh, Krystal. [in his normal English accent] Bloody Hell. [takes out his radio earpiece] Look, darling. There's only on thing you need to know.

Krystal Goderich:
What happened to your voice?

Felix Dawkins:
Nothing. This is my truth voice.

Krystal Goderich:
Oh.

Felix Dawkins:
The only thing that you need to know is that you are one of a kind. You're a survivor, Krystal. And you're not alone.

Sarah Manning:
[over Felix's radio earpiece] Wow, Fee. You don't have to shag her, just get her info.

Felix Dawkins:
[in disguise and with a fake American accent] Hey, um, have you ever played this game? It's called "What's your porn name?"

Krystal Goderich:
No, but can it be anything, like B*tch-Mistress of Cumalot?

Felix Dawkins:
No.

Krystal Goderich:
No?

Felix Dawkins:
It's your first pet's name, plus your mom's maiden name.

Krystal Goderich:
Oh, okay, um - 'Muffins Slowikowski'.

Felix Dawkins:
[reading Rachel's translation of the code] "In London town, we all fell down / and Castor woke from slumber / Find the first, the beast, the cursed / The original has a number."

Sarah Manning:
The original? What's that, the Castor original?

Felix Dawkins:
Maybe.

Sarah Manning:
"H-4-6-2-3-9" What's that?

Dr. Nealon:
[referring to Rachel] The stress was too much for her. She suffered an acute intra-cranial bleed. I've induced a coma to control the swelling, but... she may never recover. My apologies.

[last lines]

German Doctor:
[speaking to Rachel in German] Es ist zeit anzufangen, Ms Goderitch.

Rachel Duncan:
Danke, Doctor.

[a nurse hands Rachel's mobile to an woman seen only from behind]

Grey Haired Woman:
[speaking into the mobile with a British accent] Thank you Allen.

Dr. Nealon:
She's in your hands now, ma'am.

Krystal Goderich:
[surprised as she's leaving her shop] Oh my god! I... what... can I help you?

Dr. Nealon:
I'm afraid you can, Krystal.

[first lines]

Helena:
[sees the scorpion] Pupok.

scorpion:
[referring to Parsons] You killed their lab rat. What did you expect, cheesecake?

Cosima Neihaus:
So, you from around here, or...

Shay:
This is how we do this, okay? Prairie girl. Hated the winters. Two siblings. Parents split when I was six. Pescatarian. Blue. Barcelona.

Cosima Neihaus:
Barcelona's your favorite city?

Sarah Manning:
Yes, there was a deal made for you. But I didn't make it. Mrs S did. She traded you to castor to get me and Kira out of Dyad. She made a bad choice.

scorpion:
[to Helena] Sarah's lying. She's poison. She's going to melt you like butter.

Helena:
[aloud] Shut up about the butter.

Sarah Manning:
What?

Sarah Manning:
Okay, Helena. How many men live on this base?

Helena:
Approximately eleven million.

Helena:
Do you want to be my sandwich?

Sarah Manning:
What?

Helena:
In Siberia, when planning escape, you take weak person with you. They're called sandwich because you eat them.

[Helena laughs diabolically]

Shay:
I focus on nutrition, body work, spiritual counseling. You're either in balance or not. And if not, I try to help you get there.

[brief cut showing Cosima and Shay from an unknown camera's POV]

Shay:
Plus I can... I can see inside your soul.

Gracie Johanssen:
I'm 18 years old and I've never smoked anything or been to a rock concert or gone skinny dipping.

Felix Dawkins:
Brilliant. Let's start with skinny dipping. The shower's down the hall.

Gracie Johanssen:
[dancing with Felix] I love alcohol!

Sarah Manning:
[practicing her Rachel disguise] Welcome to the Dyad Institute. Enjoy your oophorectomy.

[first lines]

Sarah Manning:
Oi Meathead, I don't think those are going to fit.

Helena:
[taking baby booties from a box] They are very little.

Sarah Manning:
Maybe you could wear them on your fingers.

scorpion:
Helena. You remember me, don't you?

Helena:
Yes, Pupok. It's been a long time.

scorpion:
[to Helena who's trapped in a box] No one said it was going to be easy, Kiddo.

Felix Dawkins:
Cosima's temperature is down to normal, by the way. Actually she's got a bit of colour in her cheeks.

Sarah Manning:
And Helena?

Felix Dawkins:
Helena's an albino.

Alison Hendrix:
I will dig ditches for this family, but I am not going back to work at my mother's store.

Scott:
How's your heart?

Cosima Neihaus:
I'm done with the French.

Ferdinand:
Tell me, Rachel, 50 years from now you think your kind will still be calling each other sisters?

Sarah Manning:
[disguised as Rachel] I would hope we'd be just another person in the checkout line.

Ferdinand:
The Helsinki girls were eradicated in 24 hours: 6 clones, 32 collaterals.

Ferdinand:
Remember our safe word?

Sarah Manning:
[disguised as Rachel] No.

Alison Hendrix:
[at a cookout] Felix, that ox liver smells fantastic!

Felix Dawkins:
Doesn't it? It's our sestra's favorite. Marinated in horilka all day.

Cosima Neihaus:
Check it out.

Helena:
Babka cake. Kielbasa

Cosima Neihaus:
Go ahead. Dig in. You're eating for two now.

Ferdinand:
I am sanctioned by Topside...

Dr. Delphine Cormier:
To conduct a security review of self-aware clones. Not to screw our product.

[first lines]

Alison Hendrix:
I cleaned the car. What are you doing?

Donnie Hendrix:
I think those are his brains. They're congealed.

Helena:
Those are my babies?

Sarah Manning:
So, you're the new Leekie.

Delphine Cormier:
Even if we pinpoint the genetic cause, a therapy is months away, at best. But if we can reboot her immune system...

Sarah Manning:
With my kid's bone marrow.

Cosima Niehaus:
How about these nose tubes? Sexy, right? Cannulalingus.

Donnie Hendrix:
Why say Leekie died on a plane? He didn't die on a plane.

Alison Hendrix:
No, he died in your car.

Donnie Hendrix:
Yes. I'm sorry. But why the Dyad cover story?

Alison Hendrix:
Maybe they think he's dead. Maybe they told him to be dead and go live in Guadalupe, only he's in our freezer.

Donnie Hendrix:
I know what to do.

Alison Hendrix:
Oh, you do, do you, Donnie?

Donnie Hendrix:
Mm-hmm. As long as no one finds the body, we're clear. So we dump him in the lake. With weights.

Alison Hendrix:
Do we have a boat? Have you ever seen Dexter? I mean, random scuba divers are finding everything!

Kira:
Will Auntie Cosima die?

Sarah Manning:
She's not doing too well, so, she might.

Kira:
Then... okay.

Sarah Manning:
Oh, god, you're the bravest thing I know.

Scott:
Couldn't get my hands on a 6502 processor, but this one shares a chipset with 65C02.

Cosima Niehaus:
He's a virgin, in case you couldn't tell.

Alison Hendrix:
Donnie, don't. Please. Ugh! Lord and butter, Donnie! Don't spread it around. Keep it on the plastic!

Donnie Hendrix:
Look, this isn't easy for me, all right?

Alison Hendrix:
Oh, I know. You're not a tools guy, are you?

Donnie Hendrix:
Not the tools, the whole thing! I'm not as perfectly comfortable with manslaughter as you!

Alison Hendrix:
At least I had the good sense to leave mine where she dropped.

Vic:
What's up with your garage?

[in unison]

Donnie Hendrix:
Oil change.

Alison Hendrix:
Renovating.

Helena:
There was a woman in convent like you. You touch her again, and I will gut you like a fish.

Sarah Manning:
What kind of mother am I?

Delphine Cormier:
The best and the bravest. And a very, very good sister.

Donnie Hendrix:
Safety's on.

Alison Hendrix:
You were bluffing?

Donnie Hendrix:
Yeah. I learn from my mistakes, Alison.

Vic:
You're not going to shoot me?

Donnie Hendrix:
Not accidentally.

Vic:
God, I hate this garage.

Donnie Hendrix:
I'm Donnie Hendrix and you've been harassing my wife!

Detective Angela DeAngelis:
Hey, this is police business.

Donnie Hendrix:
My ass, it is. Beth Childs police business? How about Art Bell, suspended for doing far less than this. All these women and you just can't put it together, can ya?

Vic:
But I'm confused, too.

Detective Angela DeAngelis:
Shh.

Donnie Hendrix:
You don't want to know what we know. And, if you come near my home, or my family again, I will bury you. Smile.

[takes photo]

Donnie Hendrix:
Have a shitty day!

Helena:
You are sad to be pregnant? Might as well eat. You will be fat soon, anyway. [Chuckle] I thought you like Mark.

Gracie Johanssen:
You don't get it, do you? M-my father is the father. I'm carrying your babies.

Helena:
My babies in your cervix?

Gracie Johanssen:
For your genes, Helena. Haven't you been listening to anything my father says?

Helena:
Not really.

Rachel Duncan:
Stupid, stupid, stupid.

Gracie Johanssen:
What are you doing?

Helena:
I don't belong here.

Gracie Johanssen:
But, where will you go?

Helena:
To my sestra. You're a good girl, Grace. But if you don't want to have my babies, don't have my babies.

Donnie Hendrix:
[draws a heart in wet cement] I've always wanted to do that. What? It's okay. I didn't put our initials in it.

Alison Hendrix:
I have never been more attracted to you than I am right now.

Helena:
Daddy, how do they make babies? Would you like horse baby? Cow baby. Is this how you do it?

Henrik Johanssen:
You've made your point. This isn't funny.

Helena:
Do I look like I'm trying to be funny?

[last lines]

Kira:
Where's my mum? Where's Mrs. S?

Rachel Duncan:
Dear child... I know how frightening this must be for you. But, you'll get used to it. You may even grow to like it here. Just as I did.

Cosima Niehaus:
That's the infertility sequence? God, no wonder we're all screwed up.

Vic:
There's a cop in a van outside!

Alison Hendrix:
What? Angela DeAngelis?

Vic:
Alison, she's been squeezing me. I don't even think it's official, Alison. She thinks there's five of you.

Donnie Hendrix:
There's 11, ese.

Gracie Johanssen:
What are you doing?

Helena:
I don't belong here.

Gracie Johanssen:
But, where will you go?

Helena:
To my sestra. You're a good girl, Grace. If you don't want to have my babies, don't have my babies.

Henrik Johanssen:
All right, you just hold on to Alexis's hand, there. She's the midwife.

Alexis:
I've done this many times. You may feel just a little bit of discomfort, all right? Now You're doing very well and you're very strong.

Henrik Johanssen:
It's just the catheter, threading through the cervix.

Helena:
What is cervix?

Ethan Duncan:
Are you going to stand there all day, Mr. Funt?

Martin Funt:
I'm here to help.

Ethan Duncan:
Really? And where did you get your genetics degree?

Martin Funt:
How long will it take to decode the remaining sequences?

Ethan Duncan:
Well, that depends on DYAD's intentions.

Martin Funt:
Is that right?

Ethan Duncan:
Yes. Each sequence has a distinct key and I have no intention of sharing them, just to allow DYAD the opportunity of perpetuating this experiment. No offense, Cosima.

Cosima Niehaus:
None taken.

Cosima Niehaus:
That's the infertility sequence? God, no wonder we're all screwed up.

Ethan Duncan:
It's encoded. It's a Vigenere's Cipher, and I brought the key with me. [taps his head]

Henrik Johanssen:
You look tired, Mark.

Mark Rollins:
Nightmares again.

Henrik Johanssen:
When I think about what you've done for country at just 19... For what? For profit. For glory.

Mark Rollins:
They only ever gave me a mission, but you gave me a purpose

Henrik Johanssen:
Well, I thank God every day that you went AWOL.

Alison Hendrix:
Freezer.

Donnie Hendrix:
[at the same time as Alison] Freezer.

Alison Hendrix:
I want to be nasty. [starts to pull her pants down]

Donnie Hendrix:
Okay.

[first lines]

Sarah Manning:
You've got an iron gut, haven't ya?

Helena:
I only ate half.

Sarah Manning:
No, thank you.

Helena:
You have to eat, Sarah.

Scott:
I know about the clones.

Yvonne:
Alison.

Alison Hendrix:
Me? No, thank you. I'm gonna sit this one out.

Yvonne:
No, you won't. You're up.

Alison Hendrix:
I'm just here for my kids. And I'm sorry that I ruined the play with my drinking.

Yvonne:
Alison, it's not about sorry. It's about taking responsibility.

Alison Hendrix:
Well, I'm not an actual drunk, am I?

Detective Art Bell:
Sarah told me to check on you.

Felix Dawkins:
That's so thoughtful. Oh, my lord, that really takes the sting out of being framed for murder.

Vic:
But I can't help but think that the godhead has put you here to test me.

Alison Hendrix:
The godhead?

Vic:
Yeah. [makes sweeping motion]

Alison Hendrix:
Oh, my god. Please, just let me eat my humble pie in peace. Thank you.

Scott:
A 36 base pair variation in identical samples? Didn't make sense. But then you guys started asking about genetic patents, so I was like, "Encoded marker tags". Duh.Anyway, uh, identical genomes with markers and embedded patents? Had to be clones. So, can I see one?

Cosima Niehaus:
You want to see a clone?

Scott:
Yeah.

Delphine Cormier:
[Shares a look with Cosima] Let's take it one step at a time.

Carl:
Ahh! Jeez! You broke my finger!

Helena:
Don't be baby. I only sprain. Next one I break.

Helena:
White Russian?

Jesse:
Pork rind?

Helena:
In Ukraine, I was police detective. I shot many criminals.

Jesse:
Ukraine, huh? I've never been further than Sioux Falls, myself.

Helena:
Then, I was brilliant scientist, but I quit to be with my family.

Jesse:
Oh, come on. Don't tell me you're spoken for.

Helena:
Divorced. After rehab drinking problems. But now, I am with my sestra, having adventures.

Paul Dierden:
I never met a real Prolethean before.

Mark:
I expect DYAD sent you after the other one.

Paul Dierden:
Are you waiting 'til she drinks herself senseless, or for the bar to clear out?

Mark:
Just letting her enjoy herself a bit. She's a miracle, I'm told.

Paul Dierden:
Well, whatever she is, she's not worth dying for.

Mark:
Is yours?

Sarah Manning:
I can't do this without you.

Cosima Niehaus:
Yeah, obviously. I'm the geek monkey.

Gracie Johanssen:
Sister. It's good to see you.

Helena:
You tried to kill me.

Gracie Johanssen:
Yes. My father and I, we don't we don't always see eye to eye, so...

Helena:
He sewed you silent. Your lips. I've had this, also, once. It will heal.

Helena:
Take me to my babies.

Sarah Manning:
Art, the archivist told me that Duncan got to the archives by car, so just find me an Andrew Peckham somewhere within old-man driving range.

Mrs. S:
I should've known *you'd* show up. With sh*t on your shoe, no doubt.

Ethan Duncan:
Once you've gone too far, it's hard not to go all the way.

Sarah Manning:
Why? What did you want?

Ethan Duncan:
Babies. Little girls.

Sarah Manning:
You know we're not just a concept, right? That we're your consequences?

Ethan Duncan:
Have you met Rachel? My Rachel?

Sarah Manning:
Yes, I have. What a treat. You've really created a monster there.

Ethan Duncan:
I don't have to talk to you.

Sarah Manning:
Yes, you do, and you know it!

Ethan Duncan:
It's all in the past.

Sarah Manning:
No, it's not! This is my life! And you gave it to me, so you're gonna help us!

Ethan Duncan:
No.

Sarah Manning:
Yes, you are. I will take you to Leekie. You can talk to him then.

Ethan Duncan:
They stole my daughter.

Sarah Manning:
Your daughter is lost! There's just me. And Alison, a housewife with two adopted kids. And Cosima, a brilliant scientist - just like you.

Ethan Duncan:
I can't

Sarah Manning:
We're real, Ethan. Cosima is unlike anybody I've ever met. And she's sick. We're sick. Your little girls are dying.

Alison Hendrix:
You said you'd bring the kids.

Donnie Hendrix:
I will. On Family Day.

Alison Hendrix:
I wanted to see them today.

Donnie Hendrix:
Well, Alison, until you start taking this place seriously, I don't think it's a good environment for them.

Alison Hendrix:
As if I'm the one who should be in here proving myself.

Donnie Hendrix:
And what does that mean?

Alison Hendrix:
It means, Donnie, that once this is all over, you'll have nowhere to hide.

Donnie Hendrix:
Okay, you know what? Now you're threatening me.

Alison Hendrix:
I'm not actually making threats. And if you show up here without my kids again, I will cut off your dangly balls!

Gus:
I thought stealing from my kids was rock bottom, till I, uh, blew my dealer in a bus station bathroom. It's pretty much get clean or die trying after that.

Yvonne:
Twenty-one days, Gus. You're stronger than you think.

Felix Dawkins:
Arthur, you beast. I'm not even taking any new clients.

Detective Art Bell:
Yeah?

Felix Dawkins:
Yeah.

Detective Art Bell:
Then how about you take your hand off my ass.

Paul Dierden:
I didn't even notice you on their tail till last night. Special forces? JTF2?

Mark:
Boy Scouts.

Cosima Niehaus:
Good intentions, bad science. Sound familiar?

Sarah Manning:
Not really. Should it?

Cosima Niehaus:
Yeah. Project LEDA. I mean, Cold River is, like, the perfect ideological breeding ground for a nature-nurture cloning fiasco.

Sarah Manning:
Well, they did a shite job breeding us, didn't they?

Cosima Niehaus:
Well, science is what scientists do, Sarah. You know, nobody's got any idea. We're just, poking at things with sticks.

Jesse:
You know what? You have real pretty eyes.

Helena:
You have a nice hat. Very nice red face.

Detective Angela DeAngelis:
How's recovery going, Vic?

Vic:
We're gonna make doilies together.

Detective Angela DeAngelis:
I'm impressed.

Vic:
Yeah? That makes one of us.

Mrs. S:
Who sent you?

Paul Dierden:
DYAD.

Mrs. S:
Hardly an answer. DYAD's a hydra. If Sarah's caught between Leekie and Rachel, I bet you are too. And a man with two masters answers only to himself.

Cosima Niehaus:
How do you even know this is a match? The odds of compatibility are like a million to one.

Delphine Cormier:
Luckily, we only had to search thousands of samples before we found it. There are benefits to being a multinational. [Smiles] Oh, pauvre petit chou.

Cosima Niehaus:
You're the puppy.

Mrs. S:
If you think you're taking Sarah back, you'll have to kill me. And if you think you're gonna take Duncan back, the only man alive who can give Sarah and her sisters what they need, then you'll have to kill us both. But you don't want to do that. Or Afghanistan would all have been for naught.

Paul Dierden:
What would you know about that?

Mrs. S:
Paul, in your position, you could really use a new friend.

Interrogator:
[to Helena] Conclusion: all mangoes are cheap. Is that a sound conclusion based on those statements?

scorpion:
We like mangoes.

Interrogator:
Please concentrate. All mangoes are cheap. True or false?

scorpion:
Where are these mangoes?

Helena:
[to the interrogator] Where are these mangoes?

Paul Dierden:
[testing Seth] Some maggots are flies. No fly is welcome. Conclusion: no maggots are welcome.

Seth:
[hesitating] False.

Paul Dierden:
Some doctors are fools. All fools are rich. Conclusion: some doctors are rich. [Seth doesn't answer] True or false: some doctors are rich... True or false?

Seth:
True.

Rudy:
He's tired. We drank last night.

Paul Dierden:
Understood. [he puts the testing apparatus away]

[first lines]

Dr. Nealon:
[on his mobile] There's an issue.

Dr. Nealon:
You're looking well. As are your latest results.

Cosima Neihaus:
Yeah, I'm valuable data to you. Just like Sarah's ovary.

Dr. Nealon:
Hard Science requires hard choices.

Ramone:
With all due respect, what makes you think you have the stones for this line of work?

Alison Hendrix:
Oh, we have the stones.

Donnie Hendrix:
Yeah. Don't doubt our stones. We have ample stones.

Sarah Manning:
Do you think, because Kira's mine, she might be different?

Cosima Niehaus:
Because she's uninjured?

Sarah Manning:
Yeah, it's just a question.

Cosima Niehaus:
Well, if they genetically modified us, I mean, you could've passed something down to her.

Sarah Manning:
Like what?

Cosima Niehaus:
I don't know. Lizards regrow limbs.

Sarah Manning:
Cosima, Kira's not a lizard.

Mrs. S:
[Pulls out a rifle] One of the great things about this country: hunting's not just for the rich.

Felix Dawkins:
[Introducing himself] Felix. Gay friend.

Alison Hendrix:
Acting coach.

Reverend Mike:
Oh, that's perfectly fine here.

Felix Dawkins:
Which one?

Felix Dawkins:
I need to change. Fetch me something gay.

Delphine Cormier:
You know, I'd never been with a woman before.

Cosima Niehaus:
Yeah, it showed.

Cosima Niehaus:
I have a guy who's sequencing the German's DNA alongside mine, to see if the illness she had was genetic. If you want, I can give him samples of you and Kira, to compare.

Sarah Manning:
Yeah, I'm not giving you our genetic material. You'd probably hand it over to Delphine.

Cosima Niehaus:
Dude, I'm just doing what we agreed, okay? I'm following the science.

Sarah Manning:
Yeah, well, I worry about scientists more than science.

Alison Hendrix:
[after Alison cleans his apartment] What the hell?

Felix Dawkins:
A simple "thank you" would suffice. So, Kira's going to be okay?

Alison Hendrix:
Yes, miraculous recovery. Okay. Uh, where's my, um...

Alison Hendrix:
Oh, your drug paraphernalia is in a drawer. So is the paraphernalia that was by your bed.

Scott:
Over 4,000 base pairs from each sample, sequenced and analyzed.

Cosima Niehaus:
Awesome! Awesome. Okay, what did you find?

Scott:
Okay, what did you find? No markers for respiratory disease. [Points] This sequence is anomalous for cytochrome C and then this piece [Points]... is distinct in each sample.

Cosima Niehaus:
[Stunned] They're different?

Reverend Mike:
Alison, your friends have shown great strength in setting aside their pain and hurt in order to talk with you today. Um, Donnie, why don't you go ahead and get us started.

Donnie Hendrix:
Uh Yeah. Alison, the pills and the drinking, it has to stop. I don't think you know how hard this has been for me. The constant criticism, the abuse.

Reverend Mike:
You can be specific, Donnie.

Donnie Hendrix:
You hit me with a golf club. You burned my chest with hot glue. It still hurts in the shower.

Dr. Aldous Leekie:
Tomas opposes us. Science, in general. They're religious extremists. Proletheans, they call themselves.

Sarah Manning:
Right, "Neolutionist" is way better.

Cosima Niehaus:
That transcript you accidentally left behind, your fake boyfriend in Paris, pretending you didn't know who Dr. Leekie was. I knew it was bullshit, but I still thought you were on my side. I wanted to trust you.

Delphine Cormier:
You can trust me.

Cosima Niehaus:
You told Leekie I know these girls!

Delphine Cormier:
I had to! Look at me. He says you're in danger.

Cosima Niehaus:
Of WHAT? You don't know, do you?

Delphine Cormier:
No.

Cosima Niehaus:
Then you're the real danger, Delphine.

Alison Hendrix:
This is all Aynsley. She put them up to this. It's all part of the experiment.

Felix Dawkins:
Yes, how do clones react when ritually humiliated by friends and loved ones? Fascinating.

Alison Hendrix:
Maybe it's not just Aynsley. Maybe they're all monitors.

Felix Dawkins:
The reverend seems all right. Actually, he's kind of sexy. Man of the cloth, and all that.

Alison Hendrix:
Aynsley, you brought us here today, didn't you?

Aynsley Norris:
I care about you, sweetie.

Alison Hendrix:
You called all these people and told them everything.

Aynsley Norris:
I'm doing this to help you.

Alison Hendrix:
And I thank you. For scrutinizing every detail of my life since the day I moved into this fishbowl. You have pried and snooped and gossiped about me like I was your own, personal laboratory subject! [Group stares in stunned silence] How would you like it if I turned your life inside out? If I told all these people that Chad, your husband, slept with the spin-class instructor, long before me. Well maybe he acts that way because you *BLEW* the *roofer* at the cabin!

Tomas:
I know what you are.

Sarah Manning:
Yeah, I'm the one with the keys.

Dr. Aldous Leekie:
They didn't show.

Rachel Duncan:
Blood is thicker than you think, Aldous.

Lieutenant Gavin Hardcastle:
We're getting an arrest warrant for Beth Childs.

Detective Art Bell:
Lieutenant, Beth's dead. You need a warrant for Sarah Manning.

Sarah Manning:
What's going on?

Mrs. S:
Sarah, this is Amelia.

Sarah Manning:
Hi.

Amelia:
Look at you. Sarah. I'm your birth mother.

Amelia:
I was only 22, in a new country. A wealthy couple asked me to be their in-vitro surrogate. They paid me, provided a flat in London, a legal arrangement. But something was off. The medical tests were excessive... and I overheard the couple talking with the doctors, about a child unfettered by tradition, an advanced evolution, of some kind.

Sarah Manning:
Neolution?

Amelia:
Yeah. But they weren't a couple at all. They were scientists. The child I carried wasn't meant for them. I realized the life inside of me was in danger, so I ran, I hid, and gave birth to the two of you in secret.

Sarah Manning:
The two of us?

Amelia:
Yes, I had twins. I knew I couldn't keep you, so I hid you away. One to the state and one to the church.

Sarah Manning:
Helena.

Felix Dawkins:
Fetch me something gay.

Scott:
Wow, girl fights are mean.

Alison Hendrix:
It's a lot to take in, isn't it? Your wife's a clone. See? I use the c-word, too.

Felix Dawkins:
My work as child-smuggler is done for the day.

Felix Dawkins:
Holy Tilda Swinton.

Felix Dawkins:
Just one. I'm a few. No family, too. Who am I?

Tony:
Pretty gay, by the looks of this place.

Cosima Niehaus:
I'm going to keep the promise I made to you when we first met. That, one day, I'd get you completely baked.

Tony:
Just shut up and run me a bath.

Felix Dawkins:
Run it yourself, b*tch.

Tony:
Ouch! He's meaner than he looks.

Felix Dawkins:
You are so much like my sister.

Alison Hendrix:
What are you doing?

Donnie Hendrix:
Ali, uh... I'm leaving.

Alison Hendrix:
No. We are *not* there yet. No, we have a whole mountain to climb. We aren't even at base camp, yet!

Alison Hendrix:
Don't you love me anymore? Did you ever love me?

Donnie Hendrix:
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry about the porn and I'm sorry about putting you in rehab and I'm sorry for hating your mother and...

Alison Hendrix:
Everybody hates my mother.

Tony:
Hey, you sure you don't want a hit? It'll put some hair on your chest.

Felix Dawkins:
I get to shave mine.

Delphine Cormier:
Cosima, it's your life.

Cosima Niehaus:
It's not just that. It's all of us. You have to love all of us.

Delphine Cormier:
Then I love all of you.

Cosima Niehaus:
Good. Because if you betray us again, I have enough dirt on you to destroy your career. And I love you, too.

Donnie Hendrix:
Goddamn Leekie, with his big, stupid face, sneaking doctors in here, examining you. My own, sweet wife?

Alison Hendrix:
I understand furious, darling, being humiliated by unspoken things. I have to confess something about Aynsley's accident. [Whispering] I killed her. [Crying] Please don't think I'm horrible.

Donnie Hendrix:
...I killed Dr. Leekie.

Tony:
Look at us. We're hot. Damn, girl.

Sarah Manning:
Not our usual identity crisis.

Tony:
I did all that work a long time ago.

Alison Hendrix:
That's the director of the Dyad Institute?

Donnie Hendrix:
He just got in and I whacked him. I didn't even mean to. Oh, God.

Alison Hendrix:
Okay, just relax, Donnie. He's not at all well-wrapped.

Donnie Hendrix:
You're worried about the trunk?

Alison Hendrix:
Yes! I'm going to make a new liner. And I hope that you threw the weapon in the lake.

Donnie Hendrix:
I put it back in your gun locker.

Alison Hendrix:
You used my gun?

Tony:
You know what? I think I'd get along with dreadlocks over there, but that one with the soccer ball looks like a douche.

Rachel Duncan:
Answer me this, Professor. Why Sarah? Of all of us, how is it the unmonitored tramp was successful?

Ethan Duncan:
In her fertility? Heh! Rachel, she's a failure, not a success. You are all barren by design.

[Tony kisses Felix]

Felix Dawkins:
You little...

Tony:
Later, sister-kisser.

Cosima Niehaus:
Scott, it's me. I'm 324B21.

Scott:
[chuckles then turns somber] You?

Cosima Niehaus:
Do you need me to beam you up, Scotty?

Scott:
It's an honor, Cosima. An honor to be working with you.

Mrs. S:
Benjamin has four men on watch. Rachel's been warned. If she tries anything, I will pop her papa in the brain pan.

Ethan Duncan:
I like to think she's bluffing.

Mrs. S:
I'm not, Andrew.

Ethan Duncan:
Please call me "Ethan". If I'm to be your pawn, I'd like to reclaim my given name.

Tony:
Who the hell are you?

Detective Art Bell:
You're Tony?

Tony:
No, I'm Harry friggin' Potter.

Felix Dawkins:
Arthur needs my help with something cloney, all right?

Alison Hendrix:
Oh, my God, you're drinking? God! Drinking alcohol the day I get back from rehab? Are you insane?

Donnie Hendrix:
I know all your little hiding spots!

Alison Hendrix:
[Slaps him] Do you want that, hmm?

Donnie Hendrix:
I know about the pills you keep in your bean pots! Your minibar in the tub labeled "buttons".

Felix Dawkins:
Art's a cop. He's suspended. Which is the only kind of cop I like.

Cosima Niehaus:
[sees Scott and friends playing Rune Wars in the lab] Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Scott:
Geez, I thought you went home for the night. We were going to play in the cafeteria but... Sorry.

Cosima Niehaus:
Um, are you minding the dental pulp in the incubators?

Scott:
Yeah, absolutely.

Cosima Niehaus:
Cool. Then I don't care if you're making bathtub acid.

Cosima Niehaus:
Professor Duncan. Hi. Uh, my maker.

Ethan Duncan:
Oh, please, don't call me that. it's Ethan.

Cosima Niehaus:
It's not every day you get to meet your, uh, Ethan. [laughs]

Painmaker:
[looking in the Rune Wars rulebook] Dream on. Your Wyrm can't use a special ability twice.

Doomsday:
And Mad Cathos slays before you ever Plague Breath.

Cosima Niehaus:
Hmm, sorry. Mad Cathos' abilities only work in battles he's in. [joins them at the Rune Wars table] Uh, Scott gets the damage. He doesn't draw again, but who cares because the Guardian is toast and these beastmen go here.

Doomsday:
Do you, like, wanna play?

Cosima Niehaus:
I don't know if you're ready for that.

Ethan Duncan:
Finding a cure means handing Dyad the keys to the kingdom, synthetically speaking.

Sarah Manning:
Can you really cure Cosima?

Ethan Duncan:
Yes. Though it;s immodest to boast.

Felix Dawkins:
You've got to be kidding me. Clones? Clones?

Sarah Manning:
They're not me. They're not. They're completely different people.

Felix Dawkins:
Soccer-mum Sarah, Dreadlock science geek Sarah? Arguably more attractive than the real Sarah.

Sarah Manning:
Yeah, I was there, thank you.

Sarah Manning:
Look, can you just tell me what the hell this is?

Alison Hendrix:
Don't tell her anything!

Cosima Niehaus:
Short answer? No.

Sarah Manning:
How are we all related?

Alison Hendrix:
We're not!

Cosima Niehaus:
Well, we are, by nature. She's referring to nurture.

Alison Hendrix:
[Agitated] Just give us the briefcase that you got from the German.

Sarah Manning:
I'm not giving you sh*t 'til you give me some answers.

Alison Hendrix:
You don't rate answers.

Cosima Niehaus:
Alison...

Alison Hendrix:
Fine! She wants in? We're clones. We're someone's experiment and they're killing us off. Is that helpful?

Cosima Niehaus:
Sorry. I wanted to float that whole clone thing a lot softer.

Sarah Manning:
Just answer me one thing.

Cosima Niehaus:
Anything, yes.

Sarah Manning:
If we're genetically identical, do you get that little patch of dry skin between your eyebrows?

Cosima Niehaus:
You just broke the first rule of clone club.

Sarah Manning:
What? Never tell anyone about clone club?

Helena:
She was just one of a few, unfit for family. Horse glue.

Helena:
Good riddance, Elizabeth Childs.

Sarah Manning:
I'm not Beth!

Helena:
Dirty little copy cop. Who are you?

Sarah Manning:
I can't talk, or meet. Just answer the question.

Cosima Niehaus:
Oh, okay, okay. Our fingerprints are close enough to flag a match, yeah. Why?

Sarah Manning:
Beth's partner found the German or at least part of her.

Cosima Niehaus:
Part of her?

Sarah Manning:
Yeah, I messed up when I buried her. They have a fingerprint, Cosima.

Cosima Niehaus:
Oh, wait, are you being Beth right now?

Sarah Manning:
Yeah, pretending to be a bloody cop, so I need to know if the bloody fingerprints will flag a bloody match!

Cosima Niehaus:
Okay, okay, don't freak out! They'd need to use interpol to find the German, which is unlikely, but if one of us had a criminal record here

[Sarah is silent]

Cosima Niehaus:
...Do you have a criminal record?

Sarah Manning:
Just petty fraud, assault, whatever. Wasted youth, all right? If the body matches me, the cops will see a mugshot of somebody who looks like Beth, only it's yours truly, and I'm already supposed to be dead.

Cosima Niehaus:
Wow. Wow, welcome to the trip, man.

Sarah Manning:
That is not helpful!

Cosima Niehaus:
So, six months ago, katja contacted Beth with this crazy story about her genetic identicals being hunted in Europe.

Sarah Manning:
"Hunted"? Brilliant.

Mrs. S:
I've seen your elaborate ruses and guises before, but how do you do this, how do you fake your own demise beneath a train?

Sarah Manning:
Wouldn't you rather know why?

Mrs. S:
I don't care to know why.

Sarah Manning:
Because I saw a way to dump Vic and get out of that life and get away with Kira.

Mrs. S:
Ha! Take her on the run with you? Brilliant. New clothes and a Jaguar do not a mother make... I'll set up a visit, but the only way you will regain custody of Kira is to show me that you can be still.

Alison Hendrix:
I need to protect my family, so Beth taught me how to shoot. For that, I am grateful to her.

Sarah Manning:
I'm sorry you lost her, but anything you can tell me about her will help.

Alison Hendrix:
I fail to see how someone like you can fill Beth's shoes. Truth is, I barely knew Beth. She was all business, but I admired her. She didn't pry. She was discreet... She didn't bring her foster brother to my house.

Sarah Manning:
I didn't know the rules of clone club, did I?

Alison Hendrix:
Can you not use the c-word?

Felix Dawkins:
You. You want to dress up like a little girl?

Oscar Hendrix:
No!

Felix Dawkins:
Well, I don't have anything for you, then.

Gemma Hendrix:
I'll dress up like a boy.

Felix Dawkins:
We can work with that.

Sarah Manning:
Hide!

Felix Dawkins:
You cannot hide in minimalist furniture!

Lieutenant Gavin Hardcastle:
I almost lost not one, but two detectives. How the hell are you in this without backup, Art?

Detective Art Bell:
It was a thread, lieutenant. It was a flimsy lead on a stolen bike.

Lieutenant Gavin Hardcastle:
Well, it sure hit.

Sarah Manning:
Bloody Mrs S. She's right.

Felix Dawkins:
Really?

Sarah Manning:
What kind of mother am I if I snatch my own daughter?

Felix Dawkins:
A crap one, I agree.

Sarah Manning:
And if I rob Alison, run now and never tell my...

Felix Dawkins:
Clones?

Sarah Manning:
Oh, God, we do have to find another word for that.

Bartender:
Let me guess... [points to Cosima and Sarah] You're the smart one, and you're the wild one.

Sarah Manning:
Would you believe we're clones?

Alison Hendrix:
[at a gun range with Sarah] Okay, reload. Try again. So most city cops carry Glocks, but a Walther P99, it has an optional-sized handgrip. It's good for women, Beth said. [sighs] Particularly women living their lives like rats in a lab.

Sarah Manning:
Hello, Donnie.

Alison Hendrix:
I tortured my husband. I messed up my family. And you're the only one I can talk to, and you're just another version of me.

Sarah Manning:
Come on.

Alison Hendrix:
I'm a horrible person. I'm not even a real person.

Alison Hendrix:
Am I sick like the German?

Donnie Hendrix:
What German? Who's German?

Charity Simms:
Do you have any crackers?

Alison Hendrix:
How should I know, Charity? Why don't you go check the cracker cupboard?

Cosima Niehaus:
I may have a monitor dilemma of my own. I'm new here this semester. I didn't bring anybody with me, but someone wants to be friends.

Sarah Manning:
Just stay away from them, Cos. Stick to the science, yeah?

Cosima Niehaus:
"Stick to the science"? What am I, the geek monkey, now?

Sarah Manning:
Seriously! Paul's a bad arse, okay? He's ex-military. If somebody's trying to get close to you, just stay away.

Cosima Niehaus:
Right, the old "Do as I say, not as I do".

Donnie Hendrix:
What kind of irrational nonsense is going through that head of yours?

Sarah Manning:
[as Alison] Hey, watch your tone, Donnie!

Donnie Hendrix:
Alison, get your frazzled, PMS sh*t together!

Sarah Manning:
Hey! You watch your tone! Your wife is the rock of this family. You will no longer speak down to her. Am I clear?

Aynsley Norris:
Where is Donnie? Why isn't he helping you with this?

Alison Hendrix:
He's tied up.

Felix Dawkins:
Hello, neighbors! Your bartender's here. I'm just going to have a quick word with our hostess and then I'm going to be right back to, uh

[Looks at Chad]

Felix Dawkins:
top you up.

Chad Norris:
It's a gay bartender. That's awesome.

Aynsley Norris:
Chad, shut your stupid mouth and feed the kids.

Alison Hendrix:
I have no gift bags; No ice; and no bartender, because my husband is tied to a chair.

Sarah Manning:
Alison, you need to take a deep breath.

Alison Hendrix:
I hate yoga.

Paul Dierden:
I'm not doing any of this by choice.

Sarah Manning:
Right, so, they forced you to be Beth's monitor for two years, without ever knowing why.

Paul Dierden:
You're some kind of hustler. You understand leverage, right? The difference is, you chose to infiltrate Beth's life, to screw her boyfriend, right on this counter.

Sarah Manning:
And you weren't even you.

Paul Dierden:
And you weren't you, either.

Alison Hendrix:
You moved the files.

Donnie Hendrix:
Files? What files?

Alison Hendrix:
Your files that you have on me. From your box. Your special box.

Donnie Hendrix:
Have you lost your mind?

Alison Hendrix:
I know what you do, Donnie!

Donnie Hendrix:
What? What do I do?

Alison Hendrix:
You spy. You perform medical examinations on me in my sleep.

Donnie Hendrix:
Whaat?

Alison Hendrix:
You turned my whole life into a big, embarrassing lie; and you switched the files in your special box for porno DVDs of Big [Slaps him] Boob [Slap] Blowies!

Meera Kumar:
[Watching Alison] She's drunk already?

Alison Hendrix:
Whoopsie-whoo! Who put that chair there?

Charity Simms:
And where the hell's Donnie?

Paul Dierden:
She's right back in her dark place, Olivier. I stopped her from OD'ing on pills last night. She's quit the force, dumped her therapist. She has no one else.

Olivier Duval:
She has you, to share in this crisis, like any other event. Don't interfere unless it's critical.

Paul Dierden:
I need to know that I won't be blamed if she tries it again, if I can't stop her.

Olivier Duval:
You done well for us, Paul. As long as your subject makes her own choices, there are no wrong decisions.

Dr. Aldous Leekie:
[In a lecture] Neolution A philosophy of today for tomorrow, rooted in our past, in the evolution of the human organism. But before we go to the future, let me take you back to the great Greek philosopher Plato and his twilight years. [Mimics an old man] Poor old Plato was going blind Going lame, and losing his hearing! [Audience laughs] Now, imagine if he knew we could correct his sight, restore his hearing, and replace his ailing body parts with titanium ones. Plato would've thought we were gods! But we're not, we're just fundamentally flawed human beings.

Dr. Aldous Leekie:
[Looks at Cosima] Your glasses, for example, make you somewhat, um, platonic. But within the very near future, I'll be able to offer you the ability to see into a spectrum never before seen by the naked eye infrared, x-rays, ultraviolet. Are you interested?

Cosima Niehaus:
Maybe I'll just start with basic Lasik.

Alison Hendrix:
I screwed up, didn't I? It's not Donnie, is it? It's not him. But I whacked him and it felt so good.

Delphine Cormier:
Neolution is not Eugenical.

Cosima Niehaus:
Okay, so what is it? Is it Utopian?

Delphine Cormier:
Neotopian, maybe?

Delphine Cormier:
You know what's a very French thing to do?

Cosima Niehaus:
What?

Delphine Cormier:
After a jogging like this, we like to smoke a nice little cigarette.

Cosima Niehaus:
Did you say "a jogging"?

Vic:
So, you faked your own death so You could move on to a new scam, hmm? Who are you now, Sarah? Sarah, it must be so confusing.

Sarah Manning:
You have no idea.

Paul Dierden:
Clones?

Sarah Manning:
Well, we don't use the c-word. That's Alison's rule.

Felix Dawkins:
All right, Felix, time to party with the party.