The Amazing Spider-Man 2

[from trailer]

Peter Parker:
You know what it is I love about being Spider-Man? Everything!

[from trailer]

Max Dillon:
I just wanted everybody to see me...

[from trailer]

Gwen Stacy:
You're Spider-Man, and I love that. But I love Peter Parker more.

Aunt May:
Hey, wait. What are you doing? What are you doing? No, I do the laundry.

Peter Parker:
I'm doing my laundry.

Aunt May:
No, I do the laundry. No, I this is my job. I've been doing your laundry since you were 6 years old.

Peter Parker:
I understand that. I'm in college now. I think it's time I took care of my own dirty underwear.

Aunt May:
Last time you did it, you turned everything blue and red, so no.

Peter Parker:
That was a mistake. Because I washing the American flag. My... Can I just please just...?

Aunt May:
No one washes a flag.

Peter Parker:
I do, and I won't anymore.

Aunt May:
This is my machine.

Peter Parker:
Fine. It's just underwear.

Aunt May:
This is laundry, my home, my machine. Back off, eat your breakfast.

Peter Parker:
All right, laundry sheriff. I'll do it later.

Max Dillon:
It must be cool, huh? To have the whole world see you like that? You know, Spider-Man saved my life one time. Out of all the people in the whole city, he saved me. He said he needed me.

Gwen Stacy:
That must be a good feeling.

Aunt May:
Everyone has a part of themselves they hide. Even from the people they love most.

[from trailer]

Harry Osborn:
What about Peter?

Norman Osborn:
Not everyone has a happy ending...

[from trailer]

Peter Parker:
I made a choice; this is my path.

Electro:
You do realize you locked me in a prison that runs on electricity? Mm. I can feel it in the walls. I can feel it in my veins. No matter what you do, doc, you can't contain it. It's a force of nature. Like me. You wanna know how powerful I am?

Dr. Ashley Kafka:
Ja.

Electro:
Well, so do I.

Dr. Ashley Kafka:
Ooh.

Electro:
I'm dying to know, doc. But you better make damn sure you kill me this time. Because if you don't, I'm gonna kill the light. So everyone in this city is gonna know how it feels to live in my world. A world without power. A world without mercy. A world without Spider-Man. And everyone will be able to see me for who I truly am.

Dr. Ashley Kafka:
And who are you?

Electro:
Don't you know? I'm Electro.

Dr. Ashley Kafka:
Very impressive, Electro.

[from trailer]

Harry Osborn:
We LITERALLY can change the world!

[from trailer]

Harry Osborn:
You're gonna wanna see this.

[shows Peter OsCorp records]

Harry Osborn:
OsCorp had you under surveillance.

Peter Parker:
Why?

Harry Osborn:
Isn't that the question of the day?

Gwen Stacy:
I'm coming with you.

Spider-Man:
Gwen, you're not coming with me.

Gwen Stacy:
Yes, I am.

Spider-Man:
Gwen, it's too dangerous.

Gwen Stacy:
I'm coming with you. I've seen the grid specs and I know how to reset the entire system.

Spider-Man:
Gwen.

Gwen Stacy:
I'm coming with you! You need me!

Spider-Man:
Okay, shut up. You're coming with me! Shut the thing.

[webs her wrist to the hood of a police car]

Spider-Man:
[swinging away] Sorry. I love you. Don't hate me.

Gwen Stacy:
PETER!

[covers her mouth]

Peter Parker:
[to Gwen] Nothing is what I thought it was.

[from trailer]

Gustav Fiers:
We have plans for you, Peter Parker.

[from trailer]

Peter Parker:
I'm so sorry I'm late, I had a traffic thing.

Gwen Stacy:
Did your "traffic jam" have anything to do with, I don't know, being shot at by machine guns?

Peter Parker:
Yeah, I was implying that.

Aunt May:
What happened to your face? It's filthy.

Peter Parker:
It is?

Aunt May:
Yes!

Peter Parker:
Oh, yeah, yeah, I was cleaning the chimney.

Aunt May:
We have no chimney.

Peter Parker:
Whaaat?

[from trailer]

Peter Parker:
Everyday I wake up knowing that no matter how many lives I protect, no matter how many people call me a hero, someone even more powerful could change everything.

Electro:
You wanna be my friend?

Harry Osborn:
I thought we were already friends.

Electro:
I had a friend once. It didn't work out.

Harry Osborn:
Yeah. Me too.

Electro:
Then let's go catch a spider.

[from trailer]

Max Dillon:
You wanted to be the hero. And now you gotta pay the price!

[from trailer]

Peter Parker:
I like to think Spider-Man gives people hope.

[from trailer]

Spider-Man:
Yo, Sparkles!

Electro:
You don't remember me?

Spider-Man:
Of course I remember you! You're my eyes and ears! Uhh, what's your name again? Uhh, do I know it? I know it! Don't tell me...

Electro:
It's Max.

Spider-Man:
Is it Max?

Electro:
Yes.

[Gwen stares in disbelief]

Electro:
How could you forget me?

Electro:
[furious] YOU LIED TO ME!

Spider-Man:
No, no, I'm trying to help you! Let me help you!

[Electro sends a bolt at him, knocking him into a police car]

Spider-Man:
You okay? You all right?

Max Dillon:
You're Spider-Man.

Spider-Man:
Costume gives it away, huh? These look pretty important, Max.

Max Dillon:
How do you know my name?

Spider-Man:
It's written on your badge.

Max Dillon:
I'm a nobody.

Spider-Man:
Hey, you're not a nobody. You're a somebody.

[from trailer]

Gwen Stacy:
Hi, is Peter home?

Aunt May:
No, he's doing... whatever it is he does.

Gwen Stacy:
[sighs] Right.

[from trailer]

Harry Osborn:
It's been 10 years. What have you been up to?

Peter Parker:
I do some web designs.

[from trailer]

Aunt May:
I once told you that secrets have a cost. The truth does too.

Harry Osborn:
[to Electro] Psst! I'm gonna get you out of here, alright. But we don't have much time.

Electro:
Who are you?

Harry Osborn:
I'm Harry Osborn. I want to make you a deal.

Electro:
I should kill you.

Harry Osborn:
Oh, come on. Think bigger, Max. I'm not the one you want. You want Spider-Man and I can give him to you.

Aleksei Sytsevich:
[waves his rhino suit's metal fists] You fight me! You fight me now!

Spider-Man:
You want me to come down there so you can kill me?

Aleksei Sytsevich:
Yes!

Spider-Man:
Okay, I'll be right there.

[last lines]

Spider-Man:
There really is no place like home.

Spider-Man:
On behalf of the fine people of New York and real rhinos everywhere, I ask you to put your mechanized paws in the air!

Aleksei Sytsevich:
Never! I crush you, I kill you! I destroy you!

Electro:
You're too late, Spider-Man. I designed this power grid. Now I'm gonna take back what is rightfully mine. I will control everything. And I will be like a god to them.

Spider-Man:
A god named Sparkles?

Green Goblin:
Peter. When you said Spider-Man said no, you meant *you* said no.

Spider-Man:
Harry, what did you do?

Green Goblin:
What you made me do. You were my friend and you BETRAYED ME!

Spider-Man:
No. I was trying to protect you.

Green Goblin:
Oh. Look at me.

Spider-Man:
Hey, it's gonna be okay. This is gonna be all right.

Green Goblin:
You don't give people hope. You take it away.

Spider-Man:
No, Harry.

Green Goblin:
I'm gonna take away yours.

Spider-Man:
No. Gwen, run!

Peter Parker:
[to Gwen] You're wrong about us being on different paths, we're not on different paths. You're my path. And you're always gonna be my path.

Gwen Stacy:
It's easy to feel hopeful on a beautiful day like today, but there will be dark days ahead of us too. There will be days where you feel all alone, and that's when hope is needed most. No matter how buried it gets, or how lost you feel, you must promise me that you will hold on to hope. Keep it alive. We have to be greater than what we suffer. My wish for you is to become hope; people need that. And even if we fail, what better way is there to live? As we look around here today, at all of the people who helped make us who we are, I know it feels like we're saying goodbye, but we will carry a piece of each other into everything that we do next, to remind us of who we are, and of who we're meant to be.

Peter Parker:
You're wrong about us being on different paths. We're not on different paths, you're my path and you're always gonna be my path. And I know there's a million reasons why we shouldn't be together, I know that. But I'm tired of them, I'm tired of every single one of them, you know I gotta make a choose, Gwen, I choose you.

Aunt May:
You know, it's so funny I've been trying to clean up around here to be more organized and putting some of Ben's stuff in boxes, and it's so funny, the heavier the box gets the lighter I feel.

Peter Parker:
You're throwing his stuff away?

Aunt May:
No, god no, I couldn't do that it's part of me, I'm just finding a better place for it. I'm going to take one last look, and I'm going to put it where it belongs.

[first lines]

Richard Parker:
People will say I am a monster for what I've done. And maybe they're right. I'd always thought that I'd have more time.

Spider-Man:
[to Aleksei] Knock, knock. Mr. Criminal? Hey, my name is Spider-Man. You can call me Web-Head, you can call me Amazing, just don't call me late for dinner. You get it?

Norman Osborn:
This is not how I imagined I would die. Looking at my son and seeing a stranger. You have such potential, Harry. Such fierce intelligence, and you're throwing it all away.

Harry Osborn:
No, you threw me away. You kicked me off to boarding school when I was 11. On my 16th birthday, you sent me Scotch. Or one of your assistants did. I'm pretty sure because the card read: "With compliments, Norman Osborn."

Norman Osborn:
I don't expect forgiveness from you anymore. I don't believe in miracles. How could you possibly understand that your childhood had to be sacrificed for something greater? And not just for me. For you! Has your hand started to twitch yet? When you lay awake and you feel it coming, hiding under your skin, waiting to show itself. To show you who you really are. Retro viral hyperplasia. I never told you that it's genetic. Our disease, the Osborn curse. And it began at your age. Let me see it. Your hand. Give it to me. The greatest inheritance I can give you isn't merely money. It's this. The sum total of all my work. Everything I did to stay alive. Maybe you can succeed where I failed.

Donald Menken:
Harry, Oscorp's been under intense public scrutiny in the wake of Dr. Connors' recent, uh, breach of trust.

Harry Osborn:
You mean people are pissed off because he tried to turn everyone in New York City into giant lizards.

Harry Osborn:
[watches Peter skip a rock in the water] Dude. Nice arm.

Peter Parker:
It's just the wrist. It's just all in the wrist, buddy.

Electro:
It's my birthday. Now it's time for me to light my candles.

Gwen Stacy:
There was an accident in the genomics lab, and they're covering it up. And I found out. That guy from Times Square last night? I met him. He was an electrical engineer in the building. And he loved Spider-Man, by the way. He was, like, a fanatic.

Peter Parker:
I didn't get love vibes. I got more of a "want to kill me with his electricity" vibe.

Gwen Stacy:
That's actually kind of what it's like to love you.

Peter Parker:
This is the maintenance closet, Gwen. This is most cliched hiding place you could've chosen. This is the stupidest hiding place.

Gwen Stacy:
I'm sorry, I didn't take us to the Bahamas of hiding places.

Harry Osborn:
What did you do?

Donald Menken:
The more relevant question is what did you do? And an employee is killed and in your first action as CEO, you cover it up.

Harry Osborn:
No, *you* covered it up. Then you buried him in the bughouse using my name.

Donald Menken:
Ravencroft is a timeworn institution devoted to mental improvement.

Harry Osborn:
You are experimenting on people in there.

Donald Menken:
Progress has its stepping stones. Now, in light of your deceptive criminal actions, you've been... How do I put this gently? Fired.

Harry Osborn:
You are not going to bury me, too.

Donald Menken:
Looks to me like you're halfway in the ground already. It's only a matter of time. You're going to die a horrible death. Like your father. The difference is, no one is going to miss you.

Harry Osborn:
How the tables have turned. I know it's hard to admit, but how spectacular a move is this? Am I right?

Electro:
Right as rain.

Harry Osborn:
Okay, so, Fairy Godmother, it is time to grant me a wish. I want in to Special...

Donald Menken:
How dare you come back in here? You recalcitrant, unworthy, defective, urchin freaks.

[Electro zaps Menken]

Harry Osborn:
Oh, God, sorry. That's just not the answer we were looking for.

Harry Osborn:
You've made progress?

Gustav Fiers:
I've identifies several worthy candidates. Now that Spider-Man's gone, this city will never be the same.

Harry Osborn:
Oh, I'm counting on that.

Gustav Fiers:
Speaking of progress, you're looking better.

Harry Osborn:
It comes and goes. Tell me more.

Gustav Fiers:
How many men did you have in mind?

Harry Osborn:
I want to keep it small. Everything you need is already at OsCorp.

Aunt May:
[about graduating high school] I know the first thing your Uncle Ben would say.

Peter Parker:
Yeah, I know too. "You better hurry up, party's over. You gotta get a job."

Aunt May:
Alright, the second thing he would say: "Don't just follow the path, make your own trail."

Peter Parker:
Ralph Waldo Emerson.

Aunt May:
No.

Peter Parker:
What do you mean, no?

Aunt May:
Ben told me he made it up!

Peter Parker:
Who was that?

Aunt May:
Harvey.

Peter Parker:
Doing a double shift, huh?

Aunt May:
Sometimes. Got nothing else to do. I like the girls. I miss Ben. Gives me a little extra in the cookie jar.

Peter Parker:
Well, I sold another couple of photos to the Bugle, so that ought to help.

Aunt May:
Yeah, it would really help if that guy would pay you a fair wage.

Peter Parker:
Oh, Jameson pays me a fair wage. If it was 1961, he pays me a fair wage.

Harry Osborn:
Peter Parker. It's like seeing a ghost.

Peter Parker:
Hey, Harry.

Harry Osborn:
Random. What, ten years?

Peter Parker:
It's eight. But you're close.

Harry Osborn:
What's up?

Peter Parker:
I saw the news, man. I heard about your dad and I wanted to come and... Just wanted to come and see you. Check to see how you were doing.

Harry Osborn:
I'm with some people. I'm in a... I'm in a meeting.

Peter Parker:
Sorry, I don't wanna intrude. I know it's been a long time. I kind of know exactly what you're going through right now. And you were so there for me when my parents... Well, that's why I'm here for you.

Harry Osborn:
Thank you.

Peter Parker:
It's good to see you, man. It's good to see you. I'm sorry about your dad. [turns to leave]

Harry Osborn:
You got your braces off. [Peter turns back to him again] Now there's nothing to distract from your unibrow. [they start to laugh]

Peter Parker:
There he is. There he is! You still blow-dry your hair every morning?

Harry Osborn:
Well, you know, one of my manservants holds the hair dryer. But I work the comb, okay? So at least I'm not completely helpless.

Peter Parker:
You're stupid. [they hug]

Spider-Man:
[after saving a police officer from getting hit by his car] I'm glad you're not one of those cops who rides a horse.

Harry Osborn:
I'm sorry he never introduced us. I thought you two had broken up.

Gwen Stacy:
Oh... Yeah. Yes, we had. And it's...

Harry Osborn:
It's complicated.

Gwen Stacy:
Complicated. Yeah.

Harry Osborn:
I mean, it's Peter. Everything's always complicated with Peter.

Gwen Stacy:
Yeah. Yeah... Yeah, you're right.

Harry Osborn:
But that's why he needs you. Right? To help him make his choices clear.

Peter Parker:
Did you get my message?

Gwen Stacy:
What message?

Peter Parker:
The message right there.

Gwen Stacy:
Oh, that. That was you?

Peter Parker:
Don't do that.

Gwen Stacy:
I couldn't make it out.

Peter Parker:
I'll tell you what it says. Says, "I love you." Because I love you. And no offence, but you're wrong.

Gwen Stacy:
I'm wrong about what?

Peter Parker:
You're wrong about us being on different paths. We're not on different paths. You're my path. And you're always gonna be my path. And I know there's a million reasons why we shouldn't be together. I know that. But I'm tired of them. I'm tired of every single one of them. We've all gotta make a choice. Right? Well, I choose you. So, here's my thought. England. Both of us. I'm following you now. I'm just gonna follow you everywhere. I'm just gonna follow you the rest of my life. I mean, they got crime there in England.

Gwen Stacy:
Yeah.

Peter Parker:
They got tons of crime, it seems.

Gwen Stacy:
Tons.

Peter Parker:
They got, uh, Jack the Ripper. [Gwen laughs] What? They haven't caught Jack the Ripper yet. You didn't know that?

Gwen Stacy:
[after magnetizing Spider-Man's web shooters] And that is why you were number two at Midtown.

Spider-Man:
Rub it in. Okay.

Peter Parker:
I'm so naked in here.

[repeated line]

Max Dillon:
It's not my fault.

Peter Parker:
[returning an earlier conversation, interrupted when he had to save the city] England? Really?

Gwen Stacy:
Good talk.

[last lines]

Peter Parker:
There's no place like home!

Peter Parker:
[Electro beats down Spider-Man to "Itsy Bitsy Spider"] I hate this song!

Spider-Man:
[hanging upside down] Mr. Osborn, look up. [comes down] I hear you’ve been looking for me.

Harry:
I cannot believe my eyes! Spider-Man. Just the guy I wanted to see. [pours himself some whiskey] So...did you, uh...talk to Peter?

Spider-Man:
Yep. I wanna help you, Mr. Osborn, I really, really do...but I can't give you my blood. Not right now.

Harry:
Excuse me?

Spider-Man:
It's too dangerous. If our blood is incompatible, with the wrong mixing, you could die.

Harry:
I'm already dying. Your blood can't make me die more.

Spider-Man:
But it could do something worse.

Harry:
Okay. Alright, how much?

Spider-Man:
How much what?

Harry:
How much do you want? Name it. You want a boat? A plane? Money? How much do you want?

Spider-Man:
I don't want your money.

Harry:
Oh, come on! EVERYONE WANTS MY MONEY!

Spider-Man:
I don't.

Harry:
I thought... I thought you were supposed to save people. That's what you do, you're supposed to save people's lives, and now, y-you're just gonna let me die?

Spider-Man:
Look, I'm just trying to protect you now.

Harry:
No. No, you’re not. You are trying to protect yourself.

Spider-Man:
Look, we just need a bit more time to think of something else.

Harry:
I do not HAVE TIME!!! [throws glass at Spider-Man, dodges, and it hits a TV.]

Spider-Man:
I'm sorry. [leaves, and Harry looks out the window; he angrily walks away]

Harry:
YOU'RE A FRAUD, SPIDER-MAN!! [angrily knocks down a table with his whiskey on it, as Spider-Man sits on the side of the building in regret]

Osborn:
[to Electro] Psst! I'm gonna get you out of here, alright. But we don't have much time.

Electro:
Who are you?

Osborn:
I'm Harry Osborn. I want to make you a deal.

Electro:
I should kill you.

Osborn:
Oh, come on. Think bigger, Max! I'm not the one you want. You want Spider-Man, and I can give him to you. But I need something first: I need you to get me into Oscorp.

Electro:
Get you in?! You own it!

Osborn:
Heh. Er, not anymore. Oscorp betrayed us both, so I can't get in there without you, and you can't get out of here without me.

Harry:
[to Donald Menken] Oh, my oh my, how the tables have turned. I know it's hard to admit, but, how spectacular of a move is this? Am I right?

Electro:
Right as rain.

Harry:
Okay, hi, so, fairy godmother, it's time to grant me a wish; I want in to special projects-

Donald Menken:
How dare you come back here! You reconsolent, unworthy, defective URCHIN FREAKS!

[Electro casually zaps him in the chest, instantly killing him]

Harry:
[chuckling] Oh, I'm sorry, that's just not the answer we were looking for. [walks over to pick up a gun belonging to the dead head of security, while whistling the "Jeopardy" theme song; he and Electro walk back over to the unconscious Menken] Clear.

[Electro uses electricity to revive Menken. Harry holds the gun to his chin.]

Harry:
Welcome back to the bonus round! Let's take a little walk, shall we?

[Harry grabs Menken by the tie, and walks him to the exit holding the gun to Menken's head as they walk.]

Harry:
[to Electro] The grid is all yours.

[last lines; after Spider-Man makes his return to confront Aleksei Sytsevich, who is rampaging New York as the Rhino]

Aleksei/Rhino:
You fight me? You fight me now? Huh?

Spider-Man:
On behalf of the fine people of New York City and real rhinos everywhere, I ask you to put your mechanized paws in the air.

Rhino:
NEVER! I crush you, I kill you! I destroy you!

Spider-Man:
You want me to come down there so you can kill me?

Rhino:
Yes!

Spider-Man:
I'll be right there. [Sighs contently] There's no place like home.

[Spider-Man then swings on by to fight the Rhino, thus continuing his never-ending destiny of being New York's hero, and ending The Amazing Spider-Man films]

Peter Parker / Spider-Man:
[to Gwen Stacey] What if something happens to you because of me?

Peter Parker / Spider-Man:
[to Aunt May, after making an excuse of washing his American flag] Alright, laundry sheriff!

Peter Parker / Spider-Man:
Everyday, I wake up knowing, that the more people I try to save, the more enemies I will make. And it'll just be a matter of time, before I can take on a force that I can't overcome.

Gwen Stacy:
This is bigger than you, Peter.

Gwen Stacy:
[her high-school graduation speech] I know that we all think we're immortal, we're supposed to feel that way, we're graduating. The future is and should be bright, but, like our brief four years in high school, what makes life valuable is that it doesn't last forever, what makes it precious is that it ends. I know that now more than ever. And I say it today of all days to remind us that time is luck. So don't waste it living someone else's life, make yours count for something. Fight for what matters to you, no matter what. Because even if you fall short, what better way is there to live?

Max Dillon / Electro:
That must be pretty cool, to have the whole world see you like that. I wish I was like him; the amazing Spider-Man!

Max Dillon / Electro:
[to Spider-Man] You set me up. YOU LIED TO ME!!!

Max Dillon / Electro:
You do realize you've locked me in a prison that runs on electricity? I can feel it in the walls. I can feel it in my veins. No matter what you do, doc, you can't contain it. It's a force of nature, like me.

Max Dillon / Electro:
You wanna know how powerful I am? [Kafka: JA!] Well, so do I.

Max Dillon / Electro:
I'm gonna kill the light! Soon everyone in this city is gonna know how it feels to live in my world. A world without power. A world without mercy. A world without Spider-Man.

Max Dillon / Electro:
I had a friend once. It didn't work out.

Max Dillon / Electro:
Let's go catch a spider.

Max Dillon / Electro:
[to Menken] Remember me?

Max Dillon / Electro:
Do you see me now, Spider-Man? It's time to meet our destiny.

Max Dillon / Electro:
Spider-Man, bet you never saw this coming?

Harry Osborn / Green Goblin:
[to Peter from trailer] You're gonna wanna see this. Oscorp had you under serveillence. [smirking] My father, he spent more time watching you than me!

Harry Osborn / Green Goblin:
You mean people are pissed off because he tried to turn everyone in New York City into giant lizards?

Harry Osborn / Green Goblin:
Sure, sure, I get it. 20-year-old kid, $200 billion company, what was Dad thinking? I mean, you're all lawyers, right? Surely someone must've questioned his sanity in the end. Someone must've thought about having him declared "legally incompetent". It would've made this conversation a lot easier.

Harry Osborn / Green Goblin:
[after Spider-Man refused to help him] YOU'RE A FRAUD, SPIDER-MAN!!!

Harry Osborn / Green Goblin:
[to Electro] I want you to make Spider-Man BLEED!!!

Harry Osborn / Green Goblin:
[as the Green Goblin] You don't give people hope, you take it away. I'm gonna take away yours.

Harry Osborn / Green Goblin:
[as the Green Goblin] HARRY'S DEAD!!!

Aleksei Sytsevich / Rhino:
Say hello to Aleksei Sytsevich!

Aleksei Sytsevich / Rhino:
[as the Rhino] I am the Rhino! I told you I would be back!