The Amazing Spider-Man 22014

Aunt May:
Hey, wait. What are you doing? What are you doing? No, I do the laundry.

Peter Parker:
I'm doing my laundry.

Aunt May:
No, I do the laundry. No, I this is my job. I've been doing your laundry since you were 6 years old.

Peter Parker:
I understand that. I'm in college now. I think it's time I took care of my own dirty underwear.

Aunt May:
Last time you did it, you turned everything blue and red, so no.

Peter Parker:
That was a mistake. Because I washing the American flag. My... Can I just please just...?

Aunt May:
No one washes a flag.

Peter Parker:
I do, and I won't anymore.

Aunt May:
This is my machine.

Peter Parker:
Fine. It's just underwear.

Aunt May:
This is laundry, my home, my machine. Back off, eat your breakfast.

Peter Parker:
All right, laundry sheriff. I'll do it later.