The Angry Birds Movie

[from trailer]

Leonard:
Greetings! I am a pig.

Chuck:
[whispering to Red] What's a pig?

[the escalator suddenly stops]

Leonard:
Unbelievable.

[a minion pig says "Not working." and hits a button with his head which makes the escalator go in reverse]

Leonard:
Oh, where we're going.

[the minion pig says "Not working."]

Leonard:
We practiced this a hundred times. Give it to me. [to the birds] We're gonna come in again.

Bird Salesman:
Hey Red, how are you?

Red:
[cheerfully] Oh, I'm horrible!

Red:
[Red is sleeping in his bed, and suddenly has a flower pot fall on him] Ow! [It turns out a little kid is kicking a football against his house. He falsely smiles at the kid, then kicks him up in the sky]

[from trailer]

Matilda:
We're gonna be working managing our anger through movement.

Chuck:
Eagle, parrot, peacock, warrior, mountain, tree, rabbit, fish, locust, king pigeon, and of course, downward duck.

Red:
Yuck!

[from trailer]

Bomb:
Sometimes, when I get upset, I have been known to blow up.

[Bomb walks into his house]

Birds:
Surprise!

Bomb:
Ahh!

[He and his house explodes]

Bomb:
Oh, excuse me. The party fell.

[First lines; Red is running through the forest carrying a fake egg.]

Red:
[gasping] Okay, come on, come on, come on, come on, oh, boy, oh, boy. Come on, let's go. Let's go, buddy. Come on, come on, we gotta move, we gotta move. [goes through a log and then falls down a cliff] Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! [grunts and starts falling] No, no, no, no, no! [grabs the fake egg] Hey, hey, gotcha! [Swings on a vine. A snake gets caught on the vine.] [grunts] Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! [Red and the snake screaming] I don't like it, I don't like it! [drops the fake egg] [grunting] Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow , ow, ow! Oh! [Red grunting and falls down a tree and hits branches on the way down.] Beak! Wing! Tail! Ribs! Giblets! [chuckling; screams, and grabs the egg. the tree branch flings him up] I'm flying! No, still can't fly. [splashes, babbles and falls in water.] [muffled] I cannot believe this. [gasping] Breathe, breathe. [grabs the fake egg, goes onto land and pulls a fish thing of himself] Bottom feeder. [goes up treehouse] Up and over! [knocks then puts on clown costume] TA-DA! [Timothy starts screaming] Ah, no, no, no, no, no! Look, it's okay, I'm just a clown!

Bomb:
[to Chuck (and Mighty Eagle)] I blew up... on purpose!

Leonard:
You're wrecking my house! What's wrong with you?!

Red:
You wrecked my house!

Leonard:
Your house was ugly!

Red:
Well, now we're even! [The chandelier Red and Leonard are on begins to break and the bird and fall through several rooms of the castle. They fall through a room where a pig is holding a sandwich. Red & Leonard fall through, taking the pig's sandwich down with them. A Pig playing bowling throws a bowling ball as Red and Leonard fall through causing all the pins to fall to the ground.']

Bowling Pig:
STRIKE!

[Red and Leonard continue falling until they land in a room filled with dynamite.]

Matilda:
[rushes through the village with the other birds] Run, run! [sees a van approaching them] Guys, look out! [The van stops and a gun pops up and aims at them] Everyone, stand back! [The birds whimper. The window rolls down, revealing Terence as the driver, who's growling]

Matilda:
Terence? [Terence give Matilda a thumbs up.] Put on your seat belts, everyone. Trust me. [Matilda closes the van doors. The pigs throw plungers and the van drives away, causing the pigs to chase after them.]

Billy the Sign:
[Is in front of anger management class building and is rocking back and forth.] Ha, ha ha. Ha, ha ha. Ha, ha ha. Ha, ha ha. Ha, ha ha. Ha, ha ha. Ha, ha ha. Ha, ha ha. Ha, ha ha. Ha, ha ha. Ha, ha ha. [Red is starting to get furious.] Ha, ha ha. Ha, ha ha. Ha, ha ha. [Red cools down.] Ha, ha ha. [Red pushes the sign, but it comes back up and hits him. He then cools down again.] Ha, ha ha. Ha, ha ha. Ha, ha ha. Ha, ha ha.

Red:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH! [attacks Billy] You think that's funny. Ha ha ha. This is funny! [Throws the sign but it flies back to him'] Uh-oh! [attacking continues]

Billy:
Ha ha. [Looks up at Red.] Ha!

Red:
What? [Throws and breaks the sign, and then puts it back.] Hmm?

Helene:
Don't look, Bobby. [Bobby chuckles] The anger might be contagious. [Bobby waves at Red.] Let's go. [Helene pulls him away from Red.]

Red:
He started it.

Helene:
MOVE IT, MOVIE IT! DON'T LOOK BACK!

Red:
[puts the smile sign back on Billy] There you go. Uh-huh.

Mighty Eagle:
Okay, who wants an autograph? [chuckles and indistinct chatter. The birds laugh as he comes back up and hits him]

Bomb:
Well, no, I literally blow up, okay? I explode, like a bomb. [whistles a bomb falling through the air, comes back up and hits him imitates front purpose, blew up falling and exploding; Chuck gasps] Hence the name!

Red:
Terence, I got an idea! Do you think you can pull the slingshot back far enough to hit that giant boulder? [Terence growls] Okay, launch me right towards the top of that thing. [The slingshot then he low growls, to the rocks Red's until] Ready?

Chuck:
Red, I'm not gonna lie to you. I am... [Sobbing and chuckling] ...Really gonna miss you when you die!

Bomb:
Rest in peace, my friend. Rest in peace!

Red:
Hey, guys. Let's not get cheesy, okay? Ready, FIRE! [growls angrily the same filled rocks after Terence launches him to the rocks with the slingshot] This is gonna hurt!

King Mudbeard:
What was that? Huh? [Red's as roof crashes him] My roof!

Chuck:
[to Bomb] Did he make it?

Bomb:
I hope he's okay.

Red:
I'M IN!

Chuck:
[as everyone cheers] YEAH! I KNEW HE'D MAKE IT! YAY!

Red:
SEND EVERYONE ELSE!

Leonard:
GUARDS! There's a red bird in these walls! Bring him to me

Henchmen:
Aye aye sir roger that boss

Leonard:
Not in these walls IN THE CASTLE! Come on you guys

Chuck:
Launch me exactly the same way you did for Red– [Terence launches him to the castle with the slingshot] AAAAAAA! I wasn't ready! Faster! [uses his speed ability to get inside the castle, gulps and exhausted sigh, grunts then he flies through rooms filled with kitchen utensils, hoops of fire, cacti, and pigs fighting with swords until he hits a wall. Chuck exhausted sigh]

Red:
Chuck, is that you?

Chuck:
[Sobbing] This is the house of horrors.

Red:
[to Chuck] I gotta be honest, you look a little– [Chuck with a wall] Fine! You look, fine! Come on! (Uh, where's–?)

Chuck:
[teeth by wall Red] (If you're wondering,) Bomb's on his way.

Red:
I'll tell ya how we're gonna fly. Remember, the goal is the castle. Get to the castle! Who wants to go first?

Bomb:
Over here!

Matilda:
I do!

Bomb:
Me, me, me!

Red:
Hey, alright, Matilda.

Bomb:
[sighs] Always a bridesmaid.

Chuck:
[Bomb launches him to the "Boom Baby Boom" with the slingshot] Step right up, keep your wings, legs and feet inside the slingshot at all times.

Matilda:
[Matilda's slingshot him] SHOOT IT!

Red:
Okeydoke. FIRE!

[Bomb launches him to the porkers with the slingshot, Matilda chuckles]

Earl:
[Sings] ? And a-1 and a— ? Whoa!

Matilda:
Take that, Porkers!

Earl:
INCOMING!

Matilda:
[explodes as to the piggies] Boom, baby! Boom!

Red:
Well, how about that? My teacher can shoot fireballs out of her butt. [Hal goal slingshot] You what's your name, Hal? I've seen you do something strange before, right?

Hal:
Well, let's see, I'm really good at launch him!

Red:
Launch him! [Bomb and Chuck launches him to the pig with the slingshot, Hal screaming as he falls and lands] Oh, this guy looks good.

Chuck:
He's gonna make it! [Hal babbling]

Bomb:
This is incredible. We're witnessing history right now.

Red:
No, he's coming back. He's coming, Duck!

[Hal's as he falls in the a...]

Red:
... Get down!

Birds:
DUCK!! [Hal's and tree falls lands him: THUD, Hal grunting as he the witnessing incredible another]

Hal:
[Groans] Did we win?

Red:
Umm, no, not quite yet, buddy, we're still tied. Hey, can we get an ice pack for Hal?

Chuck:
[Chuck teacher bag treasure chest and to Red] Medic!

Red:
Alright, who's up next? WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! What can you do?! [Cyrus sneezes as he nose, Red grunts and shudders] Yuck!

Bomb:
Um, need a Tissue? [Cyrus screams as he piano stops and falls nose. Red's tissue ice pack quite, "Calvin Swine".]

Red:
[to Mime] Who's next? We need fliers, not stand-byers! Let's go!

Chuck:
You go out there and you show them how frightening mimes can be.

Chuck:
[Stella's in with then hits] To the left!

Bomb:
[gasps and stammers] Ho...! Hold on... Hold on, wait! My left or your left?

Chuck:
[Groaning] Ugh, my left is your left. We are facing the same direction!

Bomb:
Right, good call.

Red:
Just look where the last bird went and adjust from there.

Stella:
I got this, you guys. [Bomb launches him to the pigs with the slingshot, Stella's uses her speed ability to get inside, bird went call honest house, grunting and pig's and the Stella screams slow-motion, normal in Stella grunting and falling then she flies through until she hits a shatters, Stella coughs and pigs gasp]

Red:
She got far, but not far enough!

Stella:
Uh-oh! [A pigs plunger for facing where bird]

Chuck:
[sarcastic] You go out there and you show them how frightening Mime's can be!

Bomb:
Yeah!

Mime:
[Bomb launches him to the tower with the slingshot] OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

King Mudbeard:
[Sings] ? We're having a feast, we're eating the eggs, gonna have a big feast... [Mime screaming] ...We're gonna eat all the e– ? [as a tower crashes] [gasps] WHAT?! [with then King Mudbeard's] What is that? [Mime's then he flies as tower crashes with the falling to get inside]

Red:
FIRE!

King Mudbeard:
That guy again! [Grunts]

Hatchling:
Hey, hey! [Monica hums. Red hums sarcastically. Hatchling blows raspberry sticks tongue out at Red sticks his tongue out back. Lifts her flag, Hatchling laughs only to put it right back down. Red gasps and grunts, an old lady bird named Shirley starts walking across.]

Stella:
Did he say "eat the eggs"? [Helene gags. Bomb launches him to the tower with slingshot, the muffled screams as tower crashes. Mighty Eagle grunts softly.]

Red:
Okay, I want you to curl up into a little ball. All right, make yourself aerodynamic.

Bubbles:
Like this? [inhales deeply]

Chuck:
To the left, to the left!

Bubbles:
Lemme at 'em!

Red:
Launch! [Bubbles screams. Chuck launches him to the bubbles with the slingshot, wall crashes flies as then he falling facing curl ball little into inside get over his with blows lands and his head on the into the Piggies holding his gavel Bubbles' bad giant far boulder and is puts starting cool down, and breaks the towards direction, aerodynamic he softly hits inside comes.]

Bubbles:
Don't mess with Bubbles! [gets pigpiled, then inflates] I TOLD YOU NOT TO MESS WITH ME!!!

Red:
Wow, that blows. Uh, in a good way.

Judge Peckinpah:
HOLY MOLY!

[The fireworks popping and he him with Terence chuckles as everyone cheers]

Matilda:
YEAH! WHOO-HOO!

Mighty Eagle:
MIGHTY EAGLE!! [grunting] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH…!!!

[Terence gets a slingshot]

Bird:
Aim for that ramp! [The everyone cheers, aim ramp all chanting "Terence, Terence, Terence", Terence's as he and grunting breaks a slingshot creaks and falls and finally lands onto the ground. Terence gasps]

Chuck:
[door opens to Red] No Eggs In Here. No, no, no, no, no!

Red:
Hey! [Gasps] I'm on this. [The door opens and piggies shower]

Piggies Shower:
Redrum!

Red:
[The door closes for and lands piggies shower] Umm, never mind.

[The engine idles and birds laugh. Young Bird #13 giggling. A into the his head over, the engine revs]

Birds:
Whoa!

[A tires screeches, birds scream as he falls and finally being and with Shirley's kitchen carnage]

Shirley:
I'm almost there! Don't rush me! Slow down there! [Matilda's window as then he make left]

Matilda:
Deep breath, deep breath! [Matilda breathes deeply and sighs] And we're back, and now, who's ready for trust falls? [Terence falls as TNT Piggies lands rush me almost]

[Police sirens sound in the background, and sirens wailing. and Terence evilly chuckles.]

[Flashback begins of Bomb walking into a house.]

Multiple Birds:
SURPRISE! [Bomb explodes and literally blows up, destroying the entire house. The party horn honks]

Bomb:
[sighs] Excuse me. Party foul. [A bird falls. Stella grunting and flashback ends]

Chuck:
[Gasps] DO IT!

Matilda:
Wow, that's very lifelike! [Bomb chuckling and paint splashes, Bomb stops and chuckling. The as he falling down. Bomb grunting, Matilda gasps] So, deep? [Bomb chuckles and grunting] And Terence, let's see your–

[Terence growls as he paint color]

Chuck:
Sounds a lot like you.

Red:
[sarcastic] Oh, good. Thank you for your opinion, Chuck. [Bomb laughing]

Stella:
[to Red] Oh, hi, Red. It's good to see you.

Red:
I wish I could say the same. [The bird laughs and is lifting his son over Red.] [Red gasps, grunts and groans in pain. The bird stops laughing] [Sarcastically.] Thank you. [grunts] [A bird plays a saxophone music, and Red grunts takes another bird's apple and puts in the saxophone stops music]

Chuck:
[gasps] HE'S ALIVE! [a bird runs]

Mighty Eagle:
HE'S ALIVE! [Red sighs and pours wine and "feeds" the wine to the egg. Red gasps]

Mighty Eagle:
Oh, look. He's blushing!

Red:
I'm not blushing, I'm just red.

[Bomb ululates as he smashes castle his got bad late day]

Kevin:
Ouchy! [King Mudbeard chuckles as he hard falls and the rocks]

King Mudbeard:
[Grunts and laughs] CALL IN THE PIGGY AIR FORCE!! [Kevin runs into hurt, as he hard rock]

Red:
[chuckles then is taking off his clown costume as he is talking.] Well, you know, I'm not sure you're gonna like this, um, but since you asked, rather than being on me, as you suggested, this cake... IS ON YOU!!! [Red slams the cake on Edward's face.] So, you wanna hear a story? [Is dressing Edward in the clown costume as he is talking.] I run my butt off, literally, mind you, to get the Gluten-FCake. What the heck is gluten? I mean, does gluten even exist?

[Police sirens sound in the background, and sirens wailing, and Terence evilly chuckles.]

Judge Peckinpah:
HOLY MOLY!

[The fireworks popping and he him with Terence chuckles as everyone cheers]

Matilda:
YEAH! WHOO-HOO!

Red:
Hey, look, they destroyed more of the stuff we worked hard to build.

King Mudbeard:
But there’s more!

Other Birds :
More?