The Lego Batman Movie

The Lego Batman Movie

The Lego Batman Movie is a 2017 movie and a spin-off of The Lego Movie starring Will Arnett Zach Galifianakis and Michael Cera

Director(s): Chris McKay
Year:
2017
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Always Be Yourself... Unless You Can Be Batman
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(At Joker Manor...)

Joker:
Hi, Bats!

Batman:
What have you done to my...Bruce Wayne's house? You better hope there's a cool guy and doesn't go crazy.

Joker:
What happened to all your friends?

Batman:
I don't need friends! I don't need anyone to stop you!

Joker:
Are you sure about that? Look in the mirror, Batman. When I saw you working with your friend-family, I actually thought you changed. But no, you pushed them away. You've ran away from every person in your life, but I'm the one you're always chasing!

Batman:
Is this about that stupid "greatest enemy" thing?

Joker:
No, it's not. (The lights turn on and show every villain from the Phantom Zone.) Not anymore.

Villain #1:
You tell 'im, Joker!

Shark:
It's time for a fresh start!

Daleks:
He's not worth it!

Joker:
I think after 78 years, I deserve respect!

Harley:
That is right; respect!

Joker:
Do you realize that you have never once said the words, "I hate you, Joker"?

Harley:
Not once!

Batman:
Well, I am starting to feel pretty annoyed with you right now, that's for darn sure.

Joker:
Annoyed is not the same thing! Listen, Batman. I hate you.

Villains:
Aww!

Villain #2:
That's nice.

Joker:
Now you say it.

Batman:
Me, too.

(The villains all exclaim in disappointment.)

Joker:
You won't... You won't change, because you can't. You won't and you can't.

Villain #3:
Batman will never say it!

Harley:
You know what, Booboo, just shut it down.

Joker:
These disease lunatics are right.

Voldemort:
Yes, we are.

Joker:
I'm not gonna be part of a one-sided relationship any longer!

Harley:
Yes!

Batman:
What are you talking about?

Joker:
You and I are done.

Batman:
What is wrong with you?

Joker:
I'm moving on!

Batman:
That's ridiculous.

Joker:
And on my way out, I'm gonna blow up Gotham City!

Batman:
No, you're not serious.

Voldemort:
Wingardium Leviosa! (He uses his levatation spell on Batman to turn him back to Joker.)

Joker:
You know what for once, Batman, you're right. I'm not your greatest enemy; your greatest enemy... (He pulls out the Phantom Zone projector.) ...is you. Goodbye, Batman.

Batman:
Wait a minute, hold on a second!

(He sends him to the Phantom Zone, as Batman exclaims.)

Harley:
Good for you, Booboo!

(The others cheer.)

(In the Phantom Zone after seeing Batman's videos)

Phyllis:
Huh. You're not a traditional bad guy, but you're not exactly a good guy, either. You even abandoned your friends.

Batman:
What? (sees the video of Batman sending his friends away) Abandoned? No. No, I was trying to protect them.

Phyllis:
By pushing them away?

Batman:
Well, yeah.

Phyllis:
Are they really the ones you are protecting?

Batgirl:
Computer, Batman's in danger!

Robin:
Please, computer! Take us back!

Batgirl:
Do you really want the man who made you to come to harm?

Computer:
Batman programmed me to obey him, but he didn't say to not not rescue him. (begins to turn around)

Batman:
What are they doing?

Joker:
(back at Joker Manor) Come on, guys. Let's hustle. Gotham City's not going to blow itself up. (sees Batgirl, Robin and Alfred flying towards them) Well, hello!

Batgirl:
(flies to the cliffside) Computer, go to super-secret stealth mode. (King Kong grabs the ship and rips it apart) Hold on!

Batman:
No!

Joker:
Evil buddies, those are my last three painful reminders of Batman!

Batgirl:
[crash lands the ship and they run) Run! Come on, Alfred! This way!

Batman:
Wait, where's Dick?

Phyllis:
The little guy? He's over there. (points to Dick in the Batcave)

Computer:
Initializing Batman operating system.

Batman:
What's he doing?

Robin:
I've gotta save my family! Just think. What would Batman do?

Batman:
What?

Robin:
I know. Not listen to anyone else. (pushes button, opens the wardrobe, takes a costume and swings to one of Batman's vehicles) Be mean to people. Destroy as much property as possible. Talk in a really low, gravelly voice. (puts on a mask and talks really low) And go in alone!

Batman:
Kid, don't do that!

Computer:
(as Robin randomly pushes buttons on Batman's vehicle) Atomic batteries to power. Turbines to speed.

Batman:
Don't do what I would do! (Robin drives away) I never even taught you how to drive! Hold on a second, Brick Lady. (stammers) I'm so sorry. I need to get down there and stop this.

Phyllis:
I can't let you go. My boss will be really mad at me.

Batman:
Yeah. But I bet your boss would be happy if you were able to get all those bad guys back in here.

Phyllis:
Hm. She sure would.

Batman:
Then let me try. Let me get down there and help them.

Phyllis:
But haven't you tried that before?

Batgirl:
This way, Alfred! (dodges King Kong's attack)

Phyllis:
You do the same thing over and over. (Alfred and Batgirl fall into one of the villains' traps) What's gonna change?

Alfred:
(Alfred and Batgirl are surrounded) No!

Batman:
I know what I need to do. Just give me 24 hours and I'll come back. (Robin drives out of the Joker Manor) You gotta let me go down there and save them. (Robin drives the vehicle uncontrollably) I'll do whatever you want. (Batgirl is about to be eaten by King Kong) Please.

Robot:
(about to kill Alfred) Exterminate!

Batman:
Please!

Phyllis:
Okay, but I need all the bad guys locked up in here.

Batman:
I promise!

Phyllis:
(Robin drives towards King Kong) And I mean all of them.


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