[Silf and Olly are taking calls from the audience]
Olly:
Next caller.
Jargon Scott:
Hi, I'm Jargon Scott.
Sifl:
Uh oh...
Olly:
Hi, Jargon, what's your question?
Jargon Scott:
Well, I was gonna ask you boys if you'd be interested in, uh, purchasing a little item I've got here.
Olly:
Not legless dogs...
Jargon Scott:
Today I am offering legless dogs.
Olly:
No, I'm sorry, we're not interested.
Jargon Scott:
Now listen, hear me out... You never have to walk 'em.
Olly:
Oh gosh...
Jargon Scott:
They're like cuddly throw pillows.
Olly:
No, look, we just...
Jargon Scott:
Like cats with personality.
Olly:
We just can't really...
Jargon Scott:
They never run away.
Sifl:
True, but...
Jargon Scott:
They're safe around children. What do you guys say?
Sifl:
No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, we're not interested, sir.
Jargon Scott:
Hear me out buddy.
Olly:
Well, I'm sorry, we're gonna have to take another call...
[They hang up on him]
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