V/H/S

V/H/S

V/H/S is a 2012 American anthology horror film created by Brad Miska and Bloody Disgusting. It features a series of found-footage shorts written and directed by Adam Wingard, David Bruckner, Ti West, Glenn McQuaid, Joe Swanberg, and the filmmaking collective Radio Silence. The film debuted at the 2012 Sundance Film Festival in January 2012, and released on demand on August 31, 2012. The film made its limited theatrical premiere in the United States on October 5, 2012 and in the UK on January 18, 2013. The film spawned two sequels, V/H/S/2 and V/H/S: Viral, and a spin-off, SiREN, as well as a miniseries on Snapchat's Snap Originals platform.

Production: Magnolia Pictures
  5 nominations.
 
IMDB:
5.8
Metacritic:
55
Rotten Tomatoes:
55%
R
Year:
2012
116
$68,296
Website
1,091 Views

[Sam and Stephanie walk into an Old Wild West while touring around on their honeymoon]

Ol' Minor Fortune Teller:
[the Ol' Minor fortune teller machine begins talking to them] Believe it or not, this Ol' Minor here can see your future. Got some money? I'll tell you all about it!

Sam:
Got some money?

Stephanie:
I don't.

Sam:
How much does it cost to tell your future?

Stephanie:
I think it costs a dollar. But remember the movie Big?

Sam:
Are you afraid of your future? Hold on, let me see if I've got a dollar.

[the camera cuts to Stephanie putting in a dollar and Ol' Minor begins talking again]

Ol' Minor Fortune Teller:
Hey there, feller. This here's Pappy, and it must be your lucky day 'cause I have some words of wisdom just for you. Listen up, now, you hear? A closed mouth gathers no foot! Yep, yep. That's right. It's a whole lot better to say just a little bit than to say too much and wish you hadn't. You know what I'm saying? Now, don't you be a stranger. I got lots more to say to you.

Stephanie:
[a fortune card pops out] Oh, here we go. Okay, ready?

Sam:
Yeah.

Stephanie:
[reads from the card] A new turn of events will soon come about. A happy reunion... [the Ol' Minor machine begins talking again when Stephanie moves away continuing to read]

Stephanie:
A happy reunion... a happy reunion with a loved one will make life all that you ever wanted it or dreamed it to be. You have a very trusting nature and are easily taken in by so-called friends. Do not be so anxious to do favors unto others, as there is one who is just waiting to take advantage of your good nature. A new turn of events will soon come about. [stops reading]

Stephanie:
Happy reunion with a loved one. That's great. I'm gonna keep that forever. [Stephanie puts the card in her shirt pocket]

[Tyler and his friends find the door to the attic of the empty house, where they hear muffled chanting and screaming]

Cult Leader (segment "10:
And then, through the unity of the men with the sword. Arise, O lord!

Cult Members:
Cast you down!

Cult Leader (segment "10:
Do as ye have said, and fall upon him and burn him, that thou mayest take away the innocent blood which Joab shed, from me, and from the house of my father. Arise O Lord!

Cult Members:
Cast you down!

Cult Leader (segment "10:
Arise O Lord!

Cult Members:
Cast you down!

Cult Leader (segment "10:
[Tyler and his friends arrive to the top of the stairs to the attic, chuckling] A sword is upon the liars! A sword is upon the mighty men, and they shall be dismayed. A sword is upon their horses, and upon their chariots, and upon all the mingled people that are in the midst of her. Arise O Lord!

Cult Members:
Cast you down!

Cult Leader (segment "10:
Arise, O Lord!

Tyler (segment "10:
[Tyler and his friends begin chanting in unison] Cast him down! Cast him down! Cast him down!

Cult Dude (segment "10:
Who are you?

Cult Dude (segment "10:
Who are thou foulings?

Tyler (segment "10:
[Tyler's and his friends' chant becomes slower] Cast... you!...

Roommate (segment "10:
What are you doing here?

Paul (segment "10:
We're just here for the party.

Roommate (segment "10:
What are you doing here?

Tyler (segment "10:
Sorry.

Matt (segment "10:
Sorry.

Roommate (segment "10:
[screams] You shouldn't be here!

Niky (segment "10:
[screams] Please help me!

Cult Leader (segment "10:
Quiet, you, quiet! Get away from me!

Tyler (segment "10:
[Tyler and his friends see the cult leader slapping the girl] Whoa. Hey!

Roommate (segment "10:
...Understand me! [the cult leader slaps the tied up girl across the face]

Cult Dude (segment "10:
Leave! Run!


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