We're the Millers

We're the Millers

We're the Millers is a 2013 American comedy film directed by Rawson M. Thurber. The film's screenplay was written by Bob Fisher, Steve Faber, Sean Anders, and John Morris, based on a story by Fisher and Faber. It stars Jennifer Aniston, Jason Sudeikis, Emma Roberts, Will Poulter, Nick Offerman, Kathryn Hahn, Molly Quinn, Ed Helms, and Laura-Leigh. The plot follows a small-time pot dealer (Sudeikis) who convinces his neighbors to help him by pretending to be his family, in order to smuggle drugs from Mexico into the United States. The film was released on August 7, 2013 by New Line Cinema through Warner Bros. Pictures. It grossed $270,000,000 worldwide during its theatrical run, against a $37,000,000 budget. The film was nominated for four People's Choice Awards, and six MTV Movie Awards, winning two. In 2014 New Line Cinema said a sequel was in development.

Genre: Comedy, Crime
Production: Warner Bros. Pictures
  4 wins & 15 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.0
Metacritic:
44
Rotten Tomatoes:
47%
R
Year:
2013
110
$144,900,000
Website
21,330 Views

David:
Hey hey hey hey easy easy, whats going on here?

Street thug:
Mind your own f***ing business old man.

David:
Oh my god, you're a dude. I was like, what the hell, I mean your voice was much deeper that your bone structure.

Casey:
These a**holes are trying to steal my iPhone.

David:
Wait, you have an iPhone? Aren't you homeless?

Casey:
So? F*** you dude. [Note:Not clear who she says this to]

David:
Okay, this was fun, carry on.

Kenny:
Wait, no. These guys are picking on this girl, and it's not fair.

Street thug 2:
What the f*** are you gonna do about it white boy? You some type a hero? [Note:The street thug is caucasian]

David:
No, he's not a hero, he's just a dumb kid. I got an idea, leave the girl alone. You three just move along huh? What do you say? Move along?

Street thug:
What are you, some kind of cop?

Kenny:
No, he's not a cop. He's actually really cool. He's a drug dealer.

Street thug:
Really? [Holds up a switchblade]

David:
Goddamnit, Kenny.

Street thug:
Give me your bag pack.

David:
I don't wanna fight.

Street thug:
Oh, there's not gonna be a fight. See, you either give me your backpack, or I'm gonna stab you in the f***ing neck, and take it.

David:
Whew. So it's a real Sophie's Choice here huh? Alright, okay, back pack it is you want... [David swings it at a street thug, and runs into alleyway, with street thugs in pursuit of him]

Casey:
[Casey walking down the street in nonchalant tone] Hey sorry, I dropped my phone. Are we still out tonight or what? [David is caught by the thugs and his apartment is cleaned out of marijuana and cash.]

Kenny:
I can help. I'll call the cops. [To David slumped on apartment floor]

David:
No.

[David, Kenny and Casey are waiting in a barbershop]

Kenny:
So Casey, I guess it's nice for you to get your hair cut. I mean you being homeless and all I guess.

Casey:
I'm not homeless fucktard, I have a home, but I left it because my parents...

David:
Oh my god, shut up shut up shut up okay, please? Alright, I don't need to hear your heart bloodbath story right now okay? I mean, I rented Precious on Netflix and I still don't watch the f***ing thing. Actually here, you know what? Just to give me a little peace and quiet, go buy your self some new clothes, you know, the kind of stuff that loved children are wearing. Not this garbage alright? Thank you whoaa whoa whoa stop stop stop. [Grabs Kenny and Casey] Kenny, you're fine. You already look like total dipshit. Here, you take it, you gonna need that [Hands cash to Casey] You look like Eminem from 8 Mile. [Casey flips David off] Kenny, go with her, make sure she doesn't steal the money. And stay the f*** out the Hot Topic.

Barber:
David Clark, okay, what are we doing today?

David:
Yeah, I say give me some that says; "I get up every morning at 5.30 and commute for an hour and a half to some bullshit job and my jag off boss expect me to kisses balls all days just so i can afford to keep my ungratefull screaming kids decked out in Dora the Explorer sh*t and my wife working off a fat ass to self health videos until the day I get up the courage to put a shotgun in my mouth"

Corporate man:
[Points to head] Uh, umm... right here.

David:
Yeah, that's it, that's the one.

Scottie P.:
What, come on girl. You texting me girl. You know what's up?

Rose:
Scottie! Hey! get you hands off of her! Come here Casey. [To Scottie P.] And you put your hands on her one more time. I swear I will rip that f***ing tattoo right off your chest! You know what I'm saying?

Scottie P.:
Oh, really b*tch?

Rose:
Yeah, b*tch!

Kenny:
You know what? Why don't you leave the girls alone man?

Scottie P.:
What do you gonna do about it? Eye brows?

Kenny:
One...two... [Rose immediately punches him]

Scottie P.:
Broke my nose. How aggresive, woman. You know what I'm saying? [Scottie P. walks away]

Casey:
Are you okay?

Rose:
I'm fine.

Casey:
That was awesome, you just f***ing decked him!

Rose:
Yeah, well I just dealt with him like the a**holes like him at work. Come on, let's just get outta here. Thanks for the back up, Kenny. What's with the count? If you gonna punch somebody, you punch 'em on the one.

Kenny:
Well, David told me to count.

Rose:
David? David hasn't punch anybody, ever. I think the exit is this way.

David:
I have returned.

Casey:
Go f*** yourself.

David:
This is what I miss right? The ping pong action. The repartée. Casey says; "Go f*** yourself" then you go f*** yourself, and then Rose, you say; "you go f*** yourself", then Kenny's like; "I don't wanna f*** anybody".

Rose:
We're not getting in the RV.

David:
What? okay, okay. I know whats this is about, and I get it. We gonna split the $500,000, evenly, between the four of us. You guys get what i'm saying here. Kenny, you wanna be like this. Thats a lot of video games kiddo. Casey, you can buy a house, run away from it, you know what i'm mean? Like whatever. You get $125.000, You get $125.000, you get a... you know, I'm like f***in' Oprah here. You know, like if she was a white dude at a carnival. Okay look, what do you want? you want me to beg? Kids, what do you think?


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