Goon2011

Evgeni:
We should sign his dick. Everyone sign his dick!

Doug Glatt:
What's happening here?

Oleg:
What's the matter? You have a little puss-puss? Mommy whipped up a p*ssy pot pie, huh?

Evgeni:
Let's see what's going on over there.

Oleg:
Show us your dick.

Doug Glatt:
I don't want you to see my dick.

Oleg:
Why you being gay?

Marco:
I think you're f***in', being... pretty gay.

Oleg:
It's not gay.

Evgeni:
Not if you're brothers.

Marco:
If you're brothers it's gay with a f***in' dash of something else.

Doug Glatt:
My brother's gay and he doesn't even do that.

Marco:
I've been playing hockey my whole life, I never f***in' signed no ones dick man.

John Stevenson:
I'll sign your dick Doug.