Homestarrunner.com: Everything Else, Volume 12005

Homestar Runner:
Oh, hello, Marzipan, this is... Sugar-face.

[he then speaks in a lowered voice]

Homestar Runner:
Okay, now what?

Strong Bad:
Well, step three is to continue the prank in a direction determined by your identity, but, uh, you're on your own with Sugar-face.

Homestar Runner:
Okay.

[he then speaks louder]

Homestar Runner:
I am a pretend guy that... comes around... and...

[Homestar suddenly begins singing]

Homestar Runner:
...gets run over by a lawnmower blade!

Strong Bad:
What?

Homestar Runner:
I chose to end in song!

Strong Bad:
Oh boy. Remember how I said this is a six-week course?

Homestar Runner:
Yeah, I'm excited!

Strong Bad:
Well, it turns out it's cancelled.

Homestar Runner:
Aw, man!

Strong Bad:
Yeah, it's a shame.

Homestar Runner:
Oh, well. It's still the second-best five hundred bucks I ever spent!