Homestarrunner.com: Everything Else, Volume 12005

Marzipan:
[greeting on her Answering Machine] Hi, this is Marzipan. I'm out expanding my horizons. Leave me a message.

Strong Bad:
[on Marzipan's Answering Machine] Good afternoon, Marzipan. My name is Bob... Statesman. I'm running for Elected Official this Tuesday. I'm calling to garner your vote. I support all the issues: save the animals, move the ocean over there, just like you. We are currently accepting campaign donations to support our cause against runoff candidate uh... Cory. In order to beat this guy, we need the contributions of s-constituents like you. We accept donations in the form of cash, all varieties of cupped cakes, and hard rock albums on cassette. As always, please put your donations in a cardboard box and leave it at the street. And really do it this time! I mean, I've never called you before to ask for anything... but seriously... put some stuff in the street!