Jeff Dunham: Arguing with Myself2006

Jeff Dunham:
What else happened?

Peanut:
It happened when we were getting out of the car today.

Jeff Dunham:
Out of the car? What happened?

Jos? Jalape?o:
He slammed my stick in the door. And now I have a sore stick.

Jeff Dunham:
Peanut, did you apologize?

Peanut:
[snickers, then shakes head] No.

Jeff Dunham:
Why not?

Peanut:
'Cause I couldn't. I couldn't breathe!

Jeff Dunham:
Why couldn't you breathe?

Jos? Jalape?o:
Because he was laughing too hard.

Peanut:
[laughs silently, then gasps for breath] I mean, it was funny! He looked like a hood ornament from Taco Bell!

Jeff Dunham:
Well, you're just gonna have to apologize.

Peanut:
All right, all right, all right! Jos?, I'm... [small voice] I'm sorry.

Jos? Jalape?o:
It's okay.

Jeff Dunham:
Okay.

Jos? Jalape?o:
I hope you die.