Kung Fury2015

Colonel Reichstache:
Your mustache looks like sh*t. You have to get rid of it.

Private Lahmstache:
Get rid of it?

Colonel Reichstache:
Yes. It looks ridiculous.

Private Lahmstache:
My mustache? But it is an Arian mustache.

Colonel Reichstache:
No, this is an Arian mustache. Yours looks like pubes from a dog hooker. A hooker dog.

Private Lahmstache:
Funny you should say that. You look like you fell into a hairy ass with glue stuck on your lip.

Colonel Reichstache:
This is an Arian mustache. I'm embarrassed for you. You look ridiculous.

Private Lahmstache:
This is an Arian mustache. This is mine. This is a good looking mustache.

Colonel Reichstache:
Are you going to cry now?

Private Lahmstache:
This is...

Colonel Reichstache:
Cry home to your mommy. Are you a little cry baby?

Private Lahmstache:
Your mustache... [wipes tears]

Colonel Reichstache:
Sorry, but you have to get rid of it. It looks ridiculous.

[Private Lahmstache notices that the tank is missing]

Private Lahmstache:
Where did the tank go?

[Kung Fury holds the tank upward from the barrel and squashes the two Nazi soldiers with it]

Kung Fury:
Tank you.