We Know Where You Live2001

Eddie Izzard:
Star Trek. You know, the original one? Phasers? Yeah, liked it. But they had two settings: stun and kill and that's about it. Now they had a lot of technology, they could have had a few more settings I think. Loss of memory setting would have been good - loss of memory, loss of short term memory, the crew were very casual, you know, as the enemy attacked

Eddie Izzard:
'aaaaah... what are we doing here?'. Um, bit of a cough setting. Ice cream van nearby

Eddie Izzard:
'ooh! two choc ices - you want one? So three choc ices and two 99s please' and I think my favourite was oven left on at home setting

Eddie Izzard:
'oh f***!'.