We Know Where You Live2001

Eddie Izzard:
Pavlov did experiments with dogs. Fantastic ones, where he did "Day one: rang bell, dog ate food. Day two: rang bell, dog ate more food. Day three: rang bell, dog ate my leg." I mean, we know this, you ring bells and dogs are gonna f***ing eat food. But his cat experiments were never published. "Day one: rang bell, cat f***ed off. Day two: rang bell, cat went and answered door. Day three: rang bell, cat said, "There's a bell ringing." Day four: rang bell but cat put its paw on bell so it only made a thunk thunk thunk noise. Day five: went to ring bell but cat had stolen batteries. Day six: cat rang bell. I ate food."