Lee Evans: XL Tour Live 2005

Lee Evans: XL Tour Live 20052005



Lee Evans:
I'm always all over the place, you know, you get these people that are like "Here, I was talking to her on monday - was it tuesday? - was it thurs-?" "WHO CARES! JUST TELL ME WHAT THEY F***ING SAID!" I hate them f***ers! They say stuff like "Feels like a tuesday, does it feel like a tuesday? Yeah, feels like a tuesday." I don't know! How the f*** does tuesday feel? [laughs] They're like "It's half past five but it only feels like twelve," f***ing hell, do they people forget to go to bed because they already think they're asleep?

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