License to Wed2007

Joel:
Look, don't take this the wrong way, 'cause Sadie's cool, I like her a lot. But there are plenty of fish in the sea. And now is your time to be the king barracuda, and get out there and swim with the sweet tuna. The ocean is yours, man.

Ben Murphy:
That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

Joel:
Okay. [pauses] You're a bear. Now, jump in that forest and you gotta tag as many cute, furry bear butts as you can.

Ben Murphy:
Joel... You're my best friend, man. You know that?

Joel:
Yeah.

Ben Murphy:
And I love you. You know that?

Joel:
I love you too.

Ben Murphy:
But you got to be the worst advice-giver I know. I mean, not only is your advice terrible, but it just backfires at every turn! And now you're talking to me about fish and bears. She's a woman, Joel! I mean, she's an amazing woman. And she's just so beautiful, and she's loving and... It was all right there. And I lost it. And I don't need you telling me that I should go out and find someone else. I mean, I don't need anybody telling me how to go... I don't need anyone telling me... [rushes up, hurrying out of the bar]