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Mona:
[sings the song, Candy Darling has tears in his eyes]

Carola:
Did you write it?

Mona:
Well what do you think?

Candy Darling:
It's just made to be a hit! It's fantastic! Send it somewhere, send it to Melodifestivalen, they're just looking for songs!

Bosse:
But to Melodifestivalen, come on! You're not serious!

Mona:
Exactly! And what a lyrics, I had an F in Swedish in school by the way.

Candy Darling:
Send it I said! But only if I make a dress.

Mona:
Of course you make it.

Candy Darling:
Oooohhhh, awesome! A lot of glitter, a lot of legs a lot of everything!

Bosse:
Well you can't be serious!

Mona:
Oh yeah, and why not?

Bosse:
Are you gonna make a fool out of yourself in front of the entire Swedish nation? You don't have a chance!

Mona:
Well I'm sorry to bother all of you. It was just some stupid idea, exactly what David said, it's OK...

Bosse:
Oh come on, I didn't mean to....

Mona:
[slaps his hand] It was exatcly what you meant! It's OK! Cofee anyone?