Mad Dogs2002

Alien:
You have been chosen out of the countless millions that inhabit this speck of dirt to be the bearer of a binding command.

Rabbie Burns:
Ah, tell me about it.

Alien:
You will inform the leaders of your planet of our ultimate decree.

Rabbie Burns:
Can this not wait 'til tomorrow, I've got an important date.

Alien:
For decades we have we have watched your feeble experiments in steam locomotion, combustion engine, 3D animation, and nuclear power, but we have not interfered.

Rabbie Burns:
What about all those alien abductions, snatching people for their bed and shoving things up their ass? The corn circles...