Postal2007

Officer Greg:
Citizens of this great nation... town. Watch out for this psychopathic deranged killer also known as...

Officier John:
[whispers to Greg] Postal Dude.

Officer Greg:
Postal Dude.

[mutters to John]

Officer Greg:
Is that the best you could come up with?

[to crowd]

Officer Greg:
Postal Dude! He's wanted for kidnapping, a shootout at the social welfare office, the assassination of Candidate Wells...

Officier John:
[whispers to Greg] And the killing of a Chinese woman.

Officer Greg:
And he killed a poor, innocent, old Chinese lady. If you have seen him...

Dude:
Ever had one of those days?

Mob Member:
No.

[looks at the Postal Dude]

Mob Member:
Hey! Hey! It's the Postal Dude!

Dude:
Get away!

[runs away]

Mob Member:
[to the Mob] After him!

Officer Greg:
[looks at the Postal Dude's picture were he got long hair] No, that's not him. Do you see his hair at the sides? This guy looks like Jesus.