Postal

     

Postal2007

Stars: Zack Ward, Dave Foley, Chris Coppola, Jackie Tohn
Genre: Action, Comedy, Thriller
Rating: R
Runtime: 100 minutes

Postal may refer to: The Italian name for Burgstall, South Tyrol in northern Italy Paul Postal (born 1936), American linguist Postal (video game series), a series of computer games launched in 1997 Postal (video game), first entry in the series Pos… more »


Mohammed:
It's unfortunate that the desperate nature of our situation forces one of us to hug the martyrdom once more to fight and defeat the infidels. Well, who of us will have the honor today?

Taliban:
How about you, Mohammed? You are more than worthy!

Mohammed:
Oh, thank you. Thank you very much. And I would like to do it. I would like to do it, believe me. Nobody in the world would like to do it more than me. But unfortunately Osama has forbid it me.

Taliban:
How about Abdul?

[points to the retarted Taliban]

Mohammed:
Ah, a good idea. A very good idea. Genius! But of course he has to agree. So... Abdul, if you don't want to be blown into tiny little pieces, hold up your hand, hop on one foot and sing "Freebird".

Retarded Taliban:
Uh... uh...

Mohammed:
Abdul, it is!

[the other Talibans applaud]

Retarded Taliban:
Uh...?

Mohammed:
Now, if we just had Osama. Does anyone know where the f*** he is?

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