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May:
Actually, what do you see in him?

Angie:
Don't you think he's very cute? He would care about me in the most interesting ways.

[Flashback to Angie's and Marco's college days, in library]

Angie:
[yawns sleepily with mouth wide open]

Marco:
[stuffs a ball of tissues into Angie's mouth]

Angie:
What's that for?

Marco:
As a girl, remember to cover your mouth when you yawn.

[Back to present time]

May:
Forcefully stuffing things into your mouth is considered caring? [snickers cynically] If that's the case, I do know a lot of guys who are expert at caring about me.