Scared Shrekless2010

Puss in Boots:
Back when the lights came back on, it was the donkey taking a shower!

Donkey:
Oh, my goodness! Why would I do that?

Puss in Boots:
Ha ha! And right behind you, there was danger!

Donkey:
Oh, man.

Puss in Boots:
You were paralyzed!

Donkey:
[screams]

Puss in Boots:
It was a donkey-eating waffle. It was packing heat, and it wanted revenge.

Waffle:
I want revenge!

Puss in Boots:
The donkey ran. But how far can you run when you're on a plate covered in butter wearing a pink tutu?

Donkey:
No!

Puss in Boots:
And a sombrero. And a coconut brassiere. And about to be eaten alive!

Donkey:
No, please! Please, I'll switch to pancakes! Aah!

Waffle:
[swallows Donkey] Num, num, num!

Puss in Boots:
And the donkey was never seen again.