Scared Shrekless2010

Pinocchio:
Eww! I'm too young to have termites!

The Cricket:
I'm no termite, Pinocchio. I'm a cricket.

Pinocchio:
You were the voice in my head this whole time?

The Cricket:
That's right. I'm was the one putting all those those thoughts in your noggin. I'm your conscience, and as long as I as you let me, I'll always be in...

[Pinocchio squashes him]

Shrek:
The end.

Pinocchio:
That wasn't me! I never had any bugs in my head. Ha ha. Ask anyone!

Shrek:
Okay, then. Why don't we ask start by asking your conscience!

[shows Pinocchio a cricket in his hand]