Shades of Gray2005

Eric:
I can't believe it! I can't believe it! My best friend is a homo!

Guy:
What are you talking about?

Eric:
You're heavy, but you're light in your shoes. You like pro wrestling, but you're sensitive. Girls love to talk to you, but you never seem to hook up. One plus one plus one equals... *gay*!

Guy:
What do you mean by that? Is it... is it my hair?

Eric:
No, it's not your hair, is cause you're trying to *f**** me!

Guy:
What are you talking about? I'm not trying to f*** you. That's just... wrong dude!

Eric:
I mean, I thought we were friends.

Guy:
I'm really tired of getting shoved around by you. You're gonna play by our rules for awhile okay!...is...is that ok?

Eric:
No, it's not f***in' okay!