Surf School2006

Tillie:
Well, as you know, every revolution requires a secret mission or two to level the battlefield, so Boris and I whipped up a little something that might even the odds tomorrow.

Taz:
What is this?

Tillie:
Microscopic crabs. Kind of tough to focus on your surfing when you got those cute little critters dancing in your shorts.

Boris:
In 1971, I put the crabs like that into the jockstrap of President Nixon. I was towel boy in racquet club, and there is famous film of Nixon shaking the hand of Chinese premier, and then immediately he scratches his balls.