Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight

     

Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight1995

Genre: Action, Fantasy, Horror


Crypt Keeper:
[Disfigured corpse is about to murder woman in bath] Cuuut! cutcutcutcut cut. What the hell are you doing? You call that acting?

Slasher:
[Disfigured corpse turns out to be an actor, and it becomes apparent that scenery is really just a movie set] Well... Yes, as a matter of fact I do call it acting.

Crypt Keeper:
Well let me tell you something pal, you're no Gory Cooper, you aren't even a Robert Deadford. Another take like that and it'll be back to bit parts for you, and I won't say what 'bits' I'm talking about. [stressed sigh] okay everyone, reset!

Slasher:
Directors; where'd they dig this guy up?

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