Ten Inch Hero2007

Priestly:
[to some teenage boys in the grocery store] Think it's funny that I'm buying tampons? [the boys laugh] You gentlemen, and uh, I use that term loosely, understand what that means? Obviously not. See, this means, uh, that there is a woman with whom I'm so intimate that we're both comfortable with me buying her most personal possessions. This means that our relationship is so solid, so trusting that I'm not embarrassed doing this at all. It means, my friends, that instead of hanging out at a grocery store having a sausage fest with another guy, playing his skin flute, or just doin' a little [Makes blowj*b noises and gestures] all day long, I'm getting laid by a beautiful lady every day. And, she takes it downtown. And, everyone here knows it. [Wiggles the tampons in the air]